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: Think of it as a business partnership: you need brains, and I need legs - and the Wizard of Oz doesn't live in South Cincinnati.
: Every word is part of a picture. Every sentence is a picture. All you do, is let your imagination connect them together. If you have an imagination that is.
: Why am I always the one who ends up knee deep in crap? Kevin Dillon
: Just think of it as Close Encounters of the Turd Kind.
: Oh, so you're a pacifist. Maxwell Kane
: A what? Kevin Dillon
: A pacifist. "Pass on the fists"? Get it?
] Kevin Dillon
: Right, it's not my best material.
: A knight proves his worthiness by his deeds.
: [referring to Kevin's homemade squirt gun
] What did you *really* put in that thing? Kevin
: Oh, just some soap, and vinegar, and chili pepper.
: An Ornithopter is defined as an experimental device, propelled by flapping wings. Gwen
: That's a big word for a mechanical bird.
[shifting her voice
: Congratulations, Mrs. Dillion. It was a tough delivery, but you've given birth to a healthy 7-pound dictionary.
: You must be very proud.
: It's the treasure, concealed in the slime of dragons. Maxwell Kane
: It's a woman's purse, and it's covered with crap.
: I really don't like rats! Kevin
: Well, somewhere down there, a rat is saying, I really don't like Max.
: Guess what I got for Christmas, Mr. Kane. Kenny Kane
: Well I don't know... Kevin
: A squirt gun, and a chemistry set. Good old reliable H2SO4, sulfuric acid. Oily, colorless, and able to strip the paint off a car in 2 seconds. So ask yourself, do I feel lucky today?
: A band of highwaymen ambushed the queen of Saxony in the north road. They stole her chest, no pun intended.