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Batty Koda (Character)
from FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992)

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FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992)
[Zak is trying to convince Batty to turn back]
Batty Koda: What're you, crazy, that's lemming talk!
Zak: [hits Batty's antenna] Wrong channel!
Batty Koda: [in English accent] Hail, Caesar! Emperor of Rome!
Zak: [Batty floats offscreen] Wrong channel!
Batty Koda: [back onscreen; imitates John Wayne] Well all right, Gunny! We're goin' to war!

Crysta: Are you okay?
Zak: [screams to his horror] WHAT HAPPENED TO ME! I-I-I'M THREE INCHES TALL!
Crysta: Oh... I shrank you.
Zak: You what?
Crysta: Well, it was the most amazing thing. 'Course, it's not what the spell was really supposed to do, but Magi Lune will fix you.
Zak: You... you shrank me?
Crysta: Yeah!
Batty Koda: Catches on quick, doesn't he?

Elder: Now, Crysta, aren't you a little old to believe in human tales?
Batty Koda: Human tails? Humans don't have tails. They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going, "Hi, Helen".

Batty Koda: [crashes into a tree] I'M BLIND, ON, NO!
[opens his eyes]
Batty Koda: I can see! It's a miracle! Another perfect landing! No worries! I'm okay! Thank you for caring. Just a few bruises.
[sees that no one is listening]
Batty Koda: Nobody cares about me.
Zak: I do you, bat-man.
Batty Koda: You sure?
Zak: I'm positive.
Batty Koda: Only fools are positive.
Zak: Are you sure?
Batty Koda: I'm positive...
[as Zak laughs]
Batty Koda: I fell for it! I should have known!

Crysta: But how can you live without trees?
Zak: Easy.
Crysta: But trees give life. They make the clouds, the water, the air.
Zak: We have air.
Batty Koda: Yeah, if you don't mind getting all your minerals in one breath.

[Crysta looks at cloud of black smoke coming from Mt. Warning and realizes Batty is not with her]
Crysta: Batty? Batty... Well come on!
Batty Koda: [looks around] My heart! Oh! My heart!
[falls back]
Batty Koda: ... I can't go on... heaven my little wings can't make it!
Crysta: Hmmm maybe you should wait here for me...
Batty Koda: A fabulous idea... only why don't you stay here with me?
Crysta: [kisses his nose] Don't worry I'll be right back
Batty Koda: Why do I not believe you?

Batty Koda: [after saving Crysta and Zak from the leveler] "Don't go," I said. "Bad idea," I said. But would you listen? No. Don't listen to Batty. Well what do we have here? Shoes... animals don't wear shoes... A HUMAN!
Crysta: A TREE!
Batty Koda: WOAH!
[flies into tree... ]

Crysta: Will you both just calm down?
Batty Koda, Zak: He tried to kill you!
Batty Koda, Zak: I did not! You did!

Batty Koda: [singing] Yo, the name is Batty / The logic is erratic / Potato in a jacket / Toys in the attic / I rock and I ramble / My brain is scrambled / Rap like an animal, but I'm a mammal.

[upon entering FernGully, Batty crashes into a tree]
Batty Koda: Red light!
[crashes into another tree]
Batty Koda: Red light again!

Zak: What about you, Crysta? What is it that fairies do?
Crysta: Do?
Zak: Yeah, do you have jobs or something?
Crysta: What's a job?
Zak: Guess that answers that question. Look, what do you do all day?
Crysta: Help things grow.
Zak: Really? That sounds cool.
Crysta: No, usually it's warm.
Zak: No, cool means it's hot.
Crysta: What?
Zak: You know - bodacious, bad, tubular...
Batty Koda: Awesome use of the language, dude.
Zak: As in, you are one bodacious babe.
Crysta: And that's good... I mean, cool?
Zak: That's right! We're communicating.
Crysta: Tubular!

Batty Koda: Hello, I'm a nocturnal placental mammal of the order pterodidae, or ptero-didn't-I... In case you can't tell, I'm a bat!

Batty Koda: Gravity works.

Batty Koda: [Hexxus knocks over a headlamp that's about to fall on Batty] Oh, this is gonna hurt...

Zak: Am I dead?
Crysta: No.
Batty Koda: We can fix that for ya!

Batty Koda: [singing] I been brain-fried, electrified, infected, and injectified / Vivisectified and fed pesticides / My face is all cut up / Cause my radar's all shut up / Nurse, I need a check-up from the neck up / I'm Batty!

Batty Koda: I have but one claw, but beware!

Crysta: But just think. Humans back in the forest!
Batty Koda: Yep. There goes the neighborhood.
Crysta: Be nice, Batty.
Batty Koda: First thing, all these trees go. Then come your highways, then come your shopping malls, and your parking lots, and your convenience stores, and then come...
[Zak shorts out Batty's antenna]
Batty Koda: Price check on prune juice, Bob. Price check on prune juice.

[Crysta pulls Batty from tree he just flew into]
Batty Koda: Oh, sonic interference, what a nightmare... I thought I saw a human...
[sees Zak]
Batty Koda: AH! HUMAN!
[falls from tree]
Crysta: That's a human?
Batty Koda: Yes! Yes! Kill it! Restrain it! Medicate it! Something!
[takes deep breaths]
Batty Koda: Puff up! Puff up! They hate that!

Goanna: [about to eat Zak] Welcome to the food chain.
Crysta: Stop! He's a human!
Goanna: Uhh... what's a human?
Batty Koda: Delicious and nutritious! Tastes just like chicken!
Crysta: [Crysta glares at Batty, then flies over to the Goanna] He's my friend.
Goanna: Any friend of a fairy...
[spits out Zak]
Goanna: ... is a friend of mine.
Crysta: Thanks.
Goanna: You owe me a free dinner after this one.

Crysta: What are you doing?
Zak: Carving your name. See? C-R-Y-S...
Crysta: No, no, you mustn't do that! Here.
[puts Zak's hand on the carving in the tree]
Crysta: Can't you feel its pain?
Zak: [in disbelief] Its *pain*?
Crysta: Yes!
Batty Koda: Humans can't feel anything. They're numb from the brain down.

Batty Koda: Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!

Zak: [remorsefully] I wish - I wish the human tales were true. They're not here to protect the forest; they're cutting down trees.
[the fairies gasp in shock]
Zak: They're destroying the forest! And I was helping them do it. Batty was right.
Batty Koda: [in surprise] I was?
Zak: They're coming this way. You can't stop them. You'll have to leave.

Batty Koda: [follows Crysta] Yeah, this territory looks kinda familiar. Fabulous day in the canopy, isn't it. Well, where do you think you're going?
Crysta: Mount Warning.
[Batty goes stunned an knocks into a tree]
Batty Koda: I know where I am. I know where I am. HEY! You scared me there. For a minute, I thought you said you were going to Mount Warning.
Crysta: Well, I did.
Crysta: Exactly!
Batty Koda: Fractured fig, fairy bug, come on! Mount Warning is the last place a little fairy like you wants to go. Look at these! D'you think nature did this? D'you think I put this on to get better reception? NO! Humans did this. We should stay here. It's nice here.

Batty Koda: Oh oh, oh oh, big ears! Elephant! No, no, no, anteater! Oh, orangutan! Ok, ok, let me guess again- a duck! A duck! Ooohhh, it's Darwin's grab bag!