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Jesse Ramirez (Character)
from "Roswell" (1999)

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"Roswell: I Married an Alien (#3.11)" (2002)
Jesse: Were you guys just talking about me?
Isabel: No, silly. The world doesn't revolve around you!
Max: Yeah, it revolves around Michael.
Michael: That's me!

Max: Somebody wanna tell me what's going on?
Jesse: Max! You can't just go around turning people into dogs.
Max: I won't stand here and be lectured by the descendant of an ape.
Isabel: Max, change him back, please.
Max: He seems to know our little secret. Now how could that have happened?
Jesse: He doesn't know anything. Unless, of course, he's seen you flying around the neighborhood in the saucer again.
Max: You go for one joyride and they never let you forget it.
Isabel: Max, I don't want him to piddle on the carpet.
Max: In a minute, Speaking of the saucer Michael broke the cloaking device so I had to park it in your basement for now.
Jesse: In the basement?
Max: Am I speaking too fast for your human brain to follow?
Jesse: How did you get it in there?
Isabel: He used the time-space slipstream, dear.
Max: Duh.

Jesse: [On the golf course] You want to take a mulligan?
Michael: No, I don't take drugs.

Eric Hughes: So, uh, when did you meet Isabel?
Jesse: July 5th.
Eric Hughes: July 5th? Isn't that your birthday?
Jesse: Yeah, how about that for a present.

Isabel: Did you forget something?
Jesse: Yeah, my balls.
[Max and Michael laughs]
Jesse: Were you guys just talking about me?
Isabel: That's a little paranoid, don't you think? I mean the whole world doesn't revolve around you.
Max: It revolves around Michael.
Michael: That's a fact.

"Roswell: Graduation (#3.18)" (2002)
Jesse: I am not going without you.
Isabel: You have to.
Jesse: Will you come back to me?
Isabel: I will keep praying that someday it will be safe enough.
Jesse: Oh, I am willing to count on that.

"Roswell: Busted (#3.1)" (2001)
Isabel: I wish this could all be out in the open.
Jesse: I'm still not sure why it can't be.
Isabel: Well, there's the fact that you're 26 and I'm barely legal.
Jesse: You're an old soul. And you have clearly lived before.
Isabel: You have no idea.