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Otto Ludwig Piffl (Character)
from One, Two, Three (1961)

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One, Two, Three (1961)
Otto: I will not have my son grow up to be a capitalist.
Scarlet: When he's 18 he can make his mind up whether he wants to be a capitalist or a rich communist.

Otto Ludwig Piffl: Is everybody in this world corrupt?
Peripetchikoff: I don't know everybody.

[Otto muddles his coached answers]
Wendell P. Hazeltine: How is the situation here in Berlin?
Otto Ludwig Piffl: It shouldn't happen to a dog! Uh, I - I mean, it's a draw! Actually, the situation is hopeless, but not serious.

Otto: [bursts into room wearing boxers, shirt, tie and morning coat] I'm going to like this job!
C.R. MacNamara: It's about time you started cooperating.
Otto: You know what the first thing is I'm going to do? I'm going to lead the workers down there in revolt!
C.R. MacNamara: Put your pants on, Spartacus!

Otto: They have assigned us a magnificent apartment. Just a short walk from the bathroom.

Otto: I'll pick you up at 6:30 sharp, because the 7:00 train for Moscow leaves promptly at 8:15.

Otto: Das ist eine Kuckucksuhr!

Otto: I spit on your money. I spit on Fort Knox. I spit on Wall Street.
C.R. MacNamara: Unsanitary little jerk, isn't he?

Otto: We will take over West Berlin. We will take over Western Europe. We will bury you!
C.R. MacNamara: Do me a favor. Bury us but don't marry us.

Otto: Capitalism is like a dead herring in the moonlight. It shines, but it stinks.
Scarlet: [to MacNamara] He talks like that all the time.
[to Otto]
Scarlet: Tell him about Coca-Cola Colonialism.
Otto: As Chairman Khrushchev said on the 40th anniversary of the revolution...
C.R. MacNamara: [Interrupting] To hell with the revolution and to hell with Khrushchev!
Otto: [Drawing in a big breath and puffing out his chest] The hell with Frank Sinatra.

Otto: You! I should take that "wedding present" and break it over your head!
C.R. MacNamara: That's gratitude after all the trouble I went through to get you out of jail!
Otto: You got me into jail!
C.R. MacNamara: So we're even!