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: I will not have my son grow up to be a capitalist. Scarlet
: When he's 18 he can make his mind up whether he wants to be a capitalist or a rich communist.
Otto Ludwig Piffl
: Is everybody in this world corrupt? Peripetchikoff
: I don't know everybody.
[Otto muddles his coached answers
] Wendell P. Hazeltine
: How is the situation here in Berlin? Otto Ludwig Piffl
: It shouldn't happen to a dog! Uh, I - I mean, it's a draw! Actually, the situation is hopeless, but not serious.
: [bursts into room wearing boxers, shirt, tie and morning coat
] I'm going to like this job! C.R. MacNamara
: It's about time you started cooperating. Otto
: You know what the first thing is I'm going to do? I'm going to lead the workers down there in revolt! C.R. MacNamara
: Put your pants on, Spartacus!
: They have assigned us a magnificent apartment. Just a short walk from the bathroom.
: I'll pick you up at 6:30 sharp, because the 7:00 train for Moscow leaves promptly at 8:15.
: Das ist eine Kuckucksuhr!
: I spit on your money. I spit on Fort Knox. I spit on Wall Street. C.R. MacNamara
: Unsanitary little jerk, isn't he?
: We will take over West Berlin. We will take over Western Europe. We will bury you! C.R. MacNamara
: Do me a favor. Bury us but don't marry us.
: Capitalism is like a dead herring in the moonlight. It shines, but it stinks. Scarlet
: [to MacNamara
] He talks like that all the time.
: Tell him about Coca-Cola Colonialism. Otto
: As Chairman Khrushchev said on the 40th anniversary of the revolution... C.R. MacNamara
] To hell with the revolution and to hell with Khrushchev! Otto
: [Drawing in a big breath and puffing out his chest
] The hell with Frank Sinatra.
: You! I should take that "wedding present" and break it over your head! C.R. MacNamara
: That's gratitude after all the trouble I went through to get you out of jail! Otto
: You got me into jail! C.R. MacNamara
: So we're even!