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Agnes Gooch (Character)
from Auntie Mame (1958)

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Auntie Mame (1958)
Auntie Mame: Oh, Agnes! Here you've been taking my dictations for weeks and you haven't gotten the message of my book: live!
Agnes Gooch: Live?
Auntie Mame: Yes! Live! Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!

[Pouring Agnes a drink]
Mame: This will calm you down.
Agnes Gooch: Oh, no! Spirits do the most horrible thing to me. I'm not the same person!
Mame: What's wrong with that?
Agnes Gooch: Will it mix with Dr. Pepper?
Mame: He'll love it! Drink!

Agnes Gooch: [about her evening with Brian... that she can't remember] I lived. I gotta find out what to do now!

Auntie Mame: [pointing to Agnes] And what is this?
Agnes Gooch: I'm your sponge!

[repeated line; whenever someone asks what her name is]
Agnes Gooch: [deadpanned] Gooch.

Mame (1974)
Young Patrick: Can I slide down the banister?
Mame: Well, why not.
Young Patrick: My father would never let me.
Mame: That's too bad. You must come from a dreadful family.
Young Patrick: I only have one relative in the whole world.
Mame: Oh, really, dear? And who is that?
Young Patrick: You.
Agnes: That's right.
Mame: Who are you?
Agnes: Agnes Gooch.
Mame: That's impossible. You aren't coming until tomorrow. Your telegram clearly said December 1, and this is November 31. And everyone knows that thirty days hath September, April, June, and Nov - . Oh my GOD. I'm your Auntie Mame.

Mrs. Upson: Now we all know about these women things, don't we.Come down here and sit beside me.
[Heavily pregnant Agnes sits down]
Mrs. Upson: Now, what's your name dear?
Agnes: Gooch.
Mrs. Upson: And what does Mr. Gooch do?
Agnes: Oh, my father passed on.
Mrs. Upson: No no, I meant your husband.
Agnes: I'm a bachelor girl. My baby is going to be a little bas...