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: Oh, Agnes! Here you've been taking my dictations for weeks and you haven't gotten the message of my book: live! Agnes Gooch
: Live? Auntie Mame
: Yes! Live! Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!
[Pouring Agnes a drink
: This will calm you down. Agnes Gooch
: Oh, no! Spirits do the most horrible thing to me. I'm not the same person! Mame
: What's wrong with that? Agnes Gooch
: Will it mix with Dr. Pepper? Mame
: He'll love it! Drink!
: [about her evening with Brian... that she can't remember
] I lived. I gotta find out what to do now!
: [pointing to Agnes
] And what is this? Agnes Gooch
: I'm your sponge!
[repeated line; whenever someone asks what her name is
] Agnes Gooch
: Can I slide down the banister? Mame
: Well, why not. Young Patrick
: My father would never let me. Mame
: That's too bad. You must come from a dreadful family. Young Patrick
: I only have one relative in the whole world. Mame
: Oh, really, dear? And who is that? Young Patrick
: You. Agnes
: That's right. Mame
: Who are you? Agnes
: Agnes Gooch. Mame
: That's impossible. You aren't coming until tomorrow. Your telegram clearly said December 1, and this is November 31. And everyone knows that thirty days hath September, April, June, and Nov - . Oh my GOD. I'm your Auntie Mame.
: Now we all know about these women things, don't we.Come down here and sit beside me.
[Heavily pregnant Agnes sits down
] Mrs. Upson
: Now, what's your name dear? Agnes
: Gooch. Mrs. Upson
: And what does Mr. Gooch do? Agnes
: Oh, my father passed on. Mrs. Upson
: No no, I meant your husband. Agnes
: I'm a bachelor girl. My baby is going to be a little bas...