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: Bunny Bixler and I were in the semi-finals - the very semi-finals, mind you - of the ping-pong tournament at the club and this ghastly thing happened. We were both playing way over our heads and the score was 29-28. And we had this really terrific volley and I stepped back to get this really terrific shot. And I stepped on the ping-pong ball! I just squashed it to bits. And then Bunny and I ran to the closet of the game room to get another ping-pong ball and the closet was locked! Imagine? We had to call the whole thing off. Well, it was ghastly. Well, it was just ghastly.
: Miss Charles, I've just got to tell you how I adored you in "Mary of Scotland." Vera Charles
: Did you dear? That was Helen Hayes.
: [Meeting her nephew's snobbish dumb-blond fiancee for the first time
] You're er, you're at school dear? Gloria Upson
: I am an Upper Richman Girls School girl. Mame Dennis
: Now, how did you get that lovely tan, so early in the spring? Gloria Upson
: Oh, I played hooky for a couple of weeks. Mums and Dadums and I went down to our place in Fort Lauderdale. We have a place in Fort Lauderdale. Patrick Dennis
: I was out of my mind until she got back. I am insanely jealous of this kid. Sheer torture and I love it. Gloria Upson
] Silly... Mame Dennis
: Tell me dear, have you er, have you chosen your major yet? Gloria Upson
: [With a blank stare
] Chosen my major? Mame Dennis
: What courses are you taking at college? Gloria Upson
: Ah, well, just a general sort of liberal arts things, you know, English lit and like that. Upper Richman's a top drawer. *Really* top drawer.
: Oh, my, what a stunning apartment. Mame Dennis
: Thank you. Gloria Upson
: Books are awfully decorative, don't you think?
: And, of course, it's completely restricted. Mame Dennis
: I'll get a blood test.