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: Snake, look at your body! Naked Snake
: Yep... lookin' good. Para-Medic
: Not there. Naked Snake
: Then where? Para-Medic
: You have leeches all over your body!
: I'm glad I'm not as strange as the Major. Para-Medic
: The majors not strange... Major Zero
: [in background
] My tea's gone! Who's drunk it? How am I supposed to have teatime without tea? Para-Medic
: Well, not that strange... Major Zero
: [in background
] My scone's gone too!
: [On the radio
] Snake, have you seen "007: From Russia with Love"? Naked Snake
: I don't like those movie. Real spies are nothing like James Bond. It's pure fantasy. Para-Medic
: Snake, I don't think the Major's going to like you saying that. Naked Snake
: And even though it's fiction. I can't help but comparing myself to Bond. Major Zero
: What exactly don't you like about James Bond? Is it the fantastic gadgets? The cars? The guns? Naked Snake
: Major...! Major Zero
: Snake, wouldn't you like to have a gun shaped like a pen? Naked Snake
: What good is a pen going to do me in the jungle? I'd look like a fool. Major Zero
: Then what about a snake-shaped gun? You could make it look like you're grappling with a giant snake and then get a shot in on the enemy while they're distracted. Naked Snake
: Ok, now you're being ridiculous.
: He's wearing the GA-KO suit. Sigint
: Why? Para-Medic
: Because it looks cute. Sigint
: Snake, talk some sense into her! Naked Snake
: What's wrong with being cute?
: Yes, the Russian glowcap is a glowing mushroom, so it'll recharge your batteries when you eat it.
: I think it really does look good. It reminds me of "The Alligator People." Naked Snake
: Oh... the what? Para-Medic
: "The Alligator People." It's a science fiction movie. You've never heard of it? Naked Snake
: No. Para-Medic
: Oh... well you should see it sometime. It's about this guy who gets hurt in a car accident and tries to heal his wounds by injecting himself with a crocodile serum, but then his head turns into a crocodile head. You look just like him with that mask on. That's awesome. Naked Snake