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Quotes for
J-Roc (Character)
from "Trailer Park Boys" (2001)

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"Trailer Park Boys: Who's the Microphone Assassin? (#3.4)" (2003)
J-Roc: It's hard to admit it but, Mom, I'm white.

J-Roc: [J-Roc is caught masturbating] Turn that shit off, motherfucker! I was gettin' changed, you know what I'm sayin'? I don't want that shit on TV. I don't want motherfuckers seeing me gettin' changed!
Bubbles: Turn that thing off, he's pullin' his goalie!
Ricky: You're on fucking camera, what the fuck were you doing, J-roc?
J-Roc: I was gettin' changed, Motherfucker!
Ricky: Changed, my ass! you were fucking cranking it!

Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys (2008) (TV)
J-Roc: [to Randy] Oh my Christ know what I'm saying? You combo, battle-star gwactica, onion ring, flux capacitor.
Tyrone 'T': It's back to the slimfast.

Trailer Park Boys: Countdown to Liquor Day (2009)
J-Roc: Ga'head with ya striped shaved head. It's whack, dog, and I aint feelin' it!
Bubbles: I know it is.

"Trailer Park Boys: If I Can't Smoke and Swear. I'm Fucked (#3.3)" (2003)
J-Roc: What are you lookin' at my eyes for? I ain't got no candy for you, you see some candy?

"Trailer Park Boys: Don't Cross the Shitline (#5.6)" (2005)
J-Roc: [while being carried away by the police for recording porn in his trailer] Gotta get my smoke machine, ya know what I'm sayin'?

"Trailer Park Boys: Money Can Suck My Cock (#8.1)" (2014)
J-Roc: Pound that in your word hole and tell me it ain't the birth of Christ.