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Jonathan 'Snuffy' Bradberry (Character)
from Toy Soldiers (1991)

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Toy Soldiers (1991)
Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: Man, this stuff is great. It's opening up my lungs, it's making me breathe easier.
Ricardo Montoya: Evidently it's making you fart easier, too.
Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: I didn't fart.
Ricardo Montoya: It's the first rule of prep school etiquette. When you're in a basement with no windows, don't fart.
Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to pretend you're asleep when your roommate's beating off.
Henry "Hank" Giles, III: No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to wait until your roommate falls asleep before beating off.
Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: Was that a personal remark directed at me, roommate?
Henry "Hank" Giles, III: Choke your chicken. It's yours.
Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: You slap your monkey all the time! I can't sleep at night!

Joseph "Joey" Trotta: We can't just sit by and let these bastards fuck with our lives.
Henry "Hank" Giles, III: Do we have a choice?
Joseph "Joey" Trotta: Yes.
Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: Um, guys? Can we change the subject? I'd like to go to bed without wetting my pants.

Ricardo Montoya: You can't smoke in the dorms.
Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: What are they going to do? Kick me out?

Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: Oh yeah, that's wonderful. Now all we have to do is get Cali out of the Headmaster's Office which he hardly ever leaves, sneak past the guard, switch the chips without setting off them bombs, and then get out without being seen.
William "Billy" Tepper: That's right. That's it exactly.
Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: I was attempting to be sarcastic.
William "Billy" Tepper: Well you shouldn't have been. You should have been writing it down.