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Janet (Character)
from D.E.B.S. (2004)

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D.E.B.S. (2004)
Dominique: You need to put it here. Don't be an idiot for once.
Janet: You need to speak English or French. Frenglish is not a language.

Amy: Nothing happened.
Janet: She was totally going to kiss you. You are so into her!
Amy: I am not!
Janet: You violated the prime directive. Plus, hello, it's a *girl*. You're so busted!

Janet: Everybody's talking about it.
Amy: About what?
Janet: How you met Lucy and lived to tell about it. They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut.
Amy: You shut up.
Janet: A gay slut.
Amy: I'm not gay!
Janet: Ms. Petrie wants to see you.

Janet: [watching Amy and Lucy flirt] Correct me if I'm wrong, but your friend seems to be hitting on my friend.
Scud: You're not wrong
Janet: Yeah, but my friends, not into that.
Scud: [under breath] Right.

Janet: [Dominique, Janet, and Max are locked in the bank vault. Max is banging on the vault door with a crowbar, and Dominique has lit up a cigarette. Janet looks at her horrified] Please don't smoke! Please?
[looking annoyed, Dominique takes a drag and blows smoke dismissively in Janet's direction]
Janet: [to Max] Tell her not to smoke!
[looking more annoyed, Max rolls her eyes and walks toward Dominique]
Janet: Guys! There's not enough air and soon we're going to be faint on the floor, and the only air left in this room will be toxic!
[Max takes a cigarette from Dominique, lights it, and takes a deep drag which she lets out. Janet, very distressed, approaches the two of them waving her hands]
Max: This is bullshit!
Janet: This could not get any worse!
[Spikes come out of the ceiling and the ceiling slowly lowers toward them]
Max: See? Trap.

Max: Janet! Wake up! We got a lead on Amy!
Janet: [to herself because she knows Amy's with Lucy willingly] Oh, God!
[jumps out of bed]
Janet: Oh no no no no no no no...

Janet: [the D.E.B.S. walk in on Amy and Lucy in bed. Max and everyone but Janet leave, disgusted] You *really* need to check your messages.

Janet: [Janet and Scud catch Amy and Lucy in a near kiss] Oh, my God! She almost kissed you! You almost let her!
Scud: [smug tone to Janet] You owe me fifty bucks.

Max: [to Amy] I don't care if you are the Perfect Score.
Janet: [under her breath] Perfect whore!

Scud: What the hell?
Janet: I couldn't stop them!
Scud: [pauses] You look nice.
Janet: Thanks.
[pauses]
Janet: What?
Max: [to Janet] What are you doing?
Janet: [to Max] Nothing!
[punches Scud, who falls to the floor, unconscious]
Janet: Sorry!

Scud: So, I was wondering if maybe you wanted...
Janet: Yes.
Scud: I didn't ask you anything yet.
Janet: Whatever it is, yes.
Scud: Awesome.

Janet: So, where're you going to?
Amy: I think... Barcelona.
Janet: I'll miss you.
[pauses]
Janet: Can I have your room?

Janet: Have you seen my gun?

Janet: I have the sweater she's wearing, but in taupe.
Amy: Really? Where did you get it?
Janet: Target.
Amy: No way.
Dominique: Silence!
Janet: [whispering] They also have it in teal.

Max: I can't stop thinking about Lucy Diamond.
Janet: [incredulous] You too?

Janet: [looks confused] What if she really loves her? I mean, what if Lucy really makes her happy?
[to Max]
Janet: If you were really her best friend, you'd probably let her go.

Janet: Oh my god! She almost kissed you! And you almost let her!
Amy: Drop it!
Scud: [to Janet] You owe me fifty bucks.


D.E.B.S. (2003)
Janet: [while planning an assault, Max is wearing a sweater] Is that my sweater?
Max: What?
Janet: I remembered I loaned you my sweater.
Max: I gave that back.

Mr. Tibbs: Lucinda Reynolds, aka: Lucy in the Sky, is back in the States. She was spotted last night. I don't have to tell you what happened the last time.
Janet: What did happen the last time?
Mr. Tibbs: I don't have to tell you.

Janet: [the DEBS have infiltrated the warehouse and have beaten Lucy's armed guards, and are catching their breath. Janet still thinks Max is wearing her sweater] It's just that my mom gave me that sweater for Christmas. I mean, if you spilled something on it, I wouldn't be mad.
[Max fixes her with an exasperated glare and walks off. Janet realizes Max is annoyed]
Janet: Sorry.

Janet: [after being told that Mr. Phipps doesn't have to tell them what happened "the last time"] Will someone please tell me what happened?
Max: Every time Lucy In the Sky comes around, she kidnaps Amy and we have to rescue her.

Dominique: Mon Dieu! Elle est capture! Amy! She is kidnapped! Lucy in the Sky has Amy!
Max: Motherfucker!
Janet: What? Again? What do we do?
Dominique: What we do best.

[last lines]
Amy: [after they've rescued Amy] Oh, Janet, I borrowed your sweater.
Janet: Oh, that's okay.
[pause]
Janet: Um... did you get blood on it?
Max: Janet!
Janet: Sorry!