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[Amy fails to unhook Lucy's bra properly during their make-out session
: Oww! Did you just snap my bra? Amy
: Er... no. Lucy
: Yeah, you did. That hasn't happened to me since sixth grade. Amy
: I was trying to be smooth.
: Just promise me you'll be open. Lucy
: Open to what? Scud
: Open to love.
: [on an awkward first date
] So, you're an assassin. Ninotchka
: Da. Lucy
: How's that work? Ninotchka
: It's mostly freelance.
: You were dumped. Lucy
: I was not dumped! Scud
: Oh, you were dumped hard, and that sucks, but you took your time off in Antarctica or whatever. Lucy
: Reykjavik. It's in Iceland.
: Look, let's just pretend that we're in Barcelona, and you're in art school, and I'm renting sailboats to tourists, and no one's a super hero and no one's a villain, we're just us.
[Amy looks at her smitten, and kisses her
: Oh my God! What a disaster! I am so sorry! Leave it up to the D.E.B.S... your in a town a week and their all over you, grabbing...
[Lucy is sitting quiet with a little smile on her face
: What? Lucy
: I met someone. Scud
: [Slamming on brakes
] I knew it! I mean the thing about the dance was a little wierd, but i had a feeling that you and Ninotchka... Lucy
: No, no, no, no, no Scud. Ninotchka was a train wreck thank you. Scud
] I'm not following. Lucy
: Okay, but you have to promise that you're not going to freak out. Scud
: Freak Out? Why would I freak out... Lucy
: Well, ya know sometimes you... Scud
: [Freaking out
] OH MY GOD WHO IS IT? Lucy
: What do you know about an Amy Bradshaw? Scud
: Amy Bradshaw? The girl from the smuggling op? Lucy
: No. Scud
: Oh my god! Amy Bradshaw? Blonde hair? Plaid skirt? She's a D.E.B.! Lucy
: So? Scud
: Okay, not only is she a D.E.B., She's THE D.E.B.! She's the perfect score!
: [Lucy's gang is robbing a bank. Scud goes to inform her of the situation
] D.E.B.S. en route - two minutes. Lucy
: [primping self in mirror
] Do I look okay? Scud
: [rolling eyes
] This is retarded.
: I didn't even want to be a criminal. I wanted to be a pirate. Amy
] Pirates are criminals. Lucy
: Oh. Whoops.
: Australia's toast. Scud
: What's your beef with Australia? Lucy
: I don't like their attitude!
: Well, their poster child doesn't know it yet, but she's into me.
: I guess I'll see you around... 'same bat time' or whatever.
: Come with me. Come on, what do you have to lose? Amy
: If you break her heart, I will hunt you down and kill you. Lucy
: All right, then. We're going in. Lucy
: What? Scud
: We gots to get her back.
: [feigning pain
] I just... I'm feeling really ill. It's my stomach. I, um, I think I have food poisoning. Ninotchka
: Are you blowing me? Lucy
: What? Ninotchka
: Off. Are you blowing me off?
: Okay, first of all, you are gonna have to swear to me that you are *not* gonna freak out about this. Scud
: Freak out about what? Why would I freak out? Lucy
: Well, you know, sometimes you can... Scud
: [freaking out
] Oh, my God, Who is it?
] Oh god, I'm sorry. I am so sorry. Amy
: Oh my god... Lucy
: Shit. Amy
: You're Lucy Diamond. Lucy
: You're a D.E.B. Amy
: You have the right to remain silent... Lucy
: You're reading me my rights? Amy
: Anything you say can and will be used against you.
[Lucy and Amy look at each other with anticipation. Amy starts to look uneasy. Lucy gives Amy a look like she's just realized how cute Amy is, then Amy talks
: Okay here's the thing. Lucy
: Yeah? Amy
: I am really not up for dying today. Lucy
: Me neither. Amy
: So, I was thinking that uh, why don't you put your gun down. Lucy
: Why don't you put your gun down? Amy
: You're the criminal and I'm the cop, so I think I'm technically more trustworthy. Lucy
: So far I was totally minding my own business on some stupid blind date when you guys decided to rain shit all over me. Amy
: Wait. You were on a blind date? Lucy
: Whatever. Amy
: With that Russian girl? Lucy
: What? Amy
: Nothing. I just didn't know you were a... Lucy
: Why would you know? Amy
: Wow that really torpedoes my thesis.
: [while sitting on the couch next to Scud
] Scud, I don't know how this happened to me but
: being bad doesn't feel good anymore. Scud
: Do you love her? Lucy
: [sincerely nods
: You're willing to give up all this, the life of crime, the whole nine yards? Lucy
: Whatever it takes.
Lucy in the Sky
: Are you saying you don't want to introduce me to your friends?
Lucy in the Sky
: Why don't you want me to meet your friends? Amy
: I do want you to meet them. It's just... Lucy in the Sky
: It's just what? Amy
: It's just that they wouldn't understand. Lucy in the Sky
: Are you ashamed of me? Amy
: No, I'm not ashamed of you. Lucy in the Sky
: You just don't want your friends to know about me. Amy
: God, do we have to do this now? Lucy in the Sky
: It's just... I come to town, I capture you, we fuck, they rescue you, and then you're gone. I don't hear from you. It's not easy for me either, you know. I have to figure out all these nefarious plans just so I can get close to you just so we can... Amy
: I love you. Lucy in the Sky
: Really? Cause I didn't know that. Amy
: Now you do. Lucy in the Sky
: Tell me again how much time do we have.
Lucy in the Sky
: [they are just starting to make out
] How much time do we have? Amy
: Three minutes and forty-two seconds.