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Kevin Caffery (Character)
from What's the Worst That Could Happen? (2001)

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What's the Worst That Could Happen? (2001)
Kevin Caffrey: Hold your head up, 'cause you got that double-chin thing going on.

Kevin Caffrey: Can I get a "ouch, that hurts"?

Kevin Caffrey: I am full of de facto, habeas corpus, and Emancipation Proclamation. Most important, I have a very big pro bono.

Berger: It kills me. The leave the light on trick.
Kevin Caffrey: Why don't they just put a sign saying welcome burglers no one home?

Berger: You ever read the papers?
Kevin Caffrey: I used to, but the news kept changing.