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: Hold your head up, 'cause you got that double-chin thing going on.
: Can I get a "ouch, that hurts"?
: I am full of de facto, habeas corpus, and Emancipation Proclamation. Most important, I have a very big pro bono.
: It kills me. The leave the light on trick. Kevin Caffrey
: Why don't they just put a sign saying welcome burglers no one home?
: You ever read the papers? Kevin Caffrey
: I used to, but the news kept changing.