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Max Fairbanks (Character)
from What's the Worst That Could Happen? (2001)

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What's the Worst That Could Happen? (2001)
Max Fairbanks: Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!

Max Fairbanks: Nobody talks to me that way! NOBODY!
Gloria: I do!
Max Fairbanks: That turns me on!

Max Fairbanks: I robbed a thief! How can you not see the humor in that?

Gloria: Tread a level course.
Max Fairbanks: What did the Boston Times call me?
Gloria: The Dark Prince of Plunder.

Judge: Sell the house!
Max Fairbanks: Up yours, you fat pig!
Edwina: Why is it that every time Kevin's in trouble, we drop our things, but when I want help, you act like you're through a tunnel and can't hear me?
Windham: Maybe because I *like* Kevin!

Max Fairbanks: Total stranger. Très bizarre.