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: [Kristen is serving hors d'oeuvres to the Cartel members in a low cut top
] Mr. Bradley... Andy Bradley
: Guilty as charged. Kristin Shepard
: Mr. Lee... Jordan Lee
: Just what I like. Kristin Shepard
: Mr. Luce... Wade Luce
: I sure am, honey!
] Kristin Shepard
: You said it, I didn't. Wade Luce
: Hey, she's fast, too!
[more raunchy laughter
: I need a little time to think. Can you understand that? J.R. Ewing
: I'm not exactly a patient man.
: Why you little rascal.
[stands up and walks over to Kristen
] J.R. Ewing
: You're what they call a devious wench. Kristin Shepard
: Why J.R., I thought you liked devious. J.R. Ewing
: I love devious.
: Kristen, with your mind and your body, it just might take me a lifetime to figure you out. Kristin Shepard
: J.R., you just pushed all the right buttons.
[they kiss passionately
: Was that J.R. you were talking to just now? Kristin Shepard
: Aha. Alan Beam
: Well, why didn't you put me on? Kristin Shepard
: He only had time for his most urgent messages. Flunkies aren't urgent.
: [refusing to connect Serana's phone call through to J.R
] I'm sure he'll be back, but he does take long lunches. Why don't you try again in say in about... six weeks.
: You know how important I am to J.R. Kristin Shepard
: For now. You're replaceble. Alan Beam
: What's replaceable is a secretary who do most of her work on her back.
: Sue Ellen, you'd better be careful. You're beginning to make a spectacle of yourself. Sue Ellen Ewing
: I think you've supplied enough dramatics for one afternoon. Nobody's going to pay any attention to me or what I do. Kristin Shepard
: You're forgetting J.R. Sue Ellen Ewing
: Believe me, I keep trying.
Sue Ellen Ewing
: I've got to hand it to you, Kristen. It took me eight years to figure out J.R. You managed to do it in, eh, few short months. Kristin Shepard
: I don't think I quite understand what you're getting at. Sue Ellen Ewing
: I was referring to my, eh, husbands little idiosyncrasy of always wanting what someone else wants - or has.
: I'll kill him. I swear I'll kill him. Alan Beam
: Take a number. There are a few of us ahead of you.
: You can't scare me. J.R. Ewing
: It takes brains to know when to be scared, honey. And since that's something in short supply around here, I'm gonna help you: now is the time to be scared.
John Ross 'Jock' Ewing, Sr.
: Your husband may be dying and you're out gallivanting around someplace. Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing
: I wasn't gallivanting. John Ross 'Jock' Ewing, Sr.
: Then where were you? Kristin Shepard #2
: Sue Ellen was sick. John Ross 'Jock' Ewing, Sr.
: Sick. You mean DRUNK!
: Kristen, place an overseas call to Hank Johnson at the drilling site. Kristin Shepard
: Right away. J.R. Ewing
: What time is it over there, anyway? J.R. Ewing
: It's about two a.m. J.R. Ewing
: Good. He's half asleep, he won't lie to me.
Sue Ellen Ewing
: Don't you think we have talked about me quite long enough? How was California? Kristin Shepard
: Hm. Well, pleasant. We were in a lovely apartment hotel. But the men there were so... unsubstantial. The ones I met were either married, in therapy, gay, or all three.
: I'm sorry, J.R., the only thing I had to eat in the kitchen was caviar. J.R. Ewing
: Kristen, when you learned about all the ways to please a man, you got an A in bedroom and flunked kitchen. Kristin Shepard
: We'll, I'd learn if I had a man to cook for.
: [on phone
] Hank, if you don't strike oil within the next week, Ewing Oil is out of business and so are you, boy!
] J.R. Ewing
: Typhoon! Kristin Shepard
: J.R., I'm sorry. J.R. Ewing
: Well, that's not for you to worry about, I'll write you a nice reference. J.R. Ewing
: You know I'd work for you for nothing. J.R. Ewing
: I know it, I know it, I know it. Kristin Shepard
: Well maybe Mr. Leland will give you an extension on the Southfork mortgage. It's due next week. J.R. Ewing
: Now listen, that is defeatist talk, I don't want to hear any more about it. Why don't you go do some filing or something? I got some phonecalls to make.
: I keep telling you, Sue Ellen, I know exactly what I'm going to do with my life. And being hurt is just not part of the plan.
: A jealous woman is never a very pretty sight. Kristin Shepard
: And what about a jealous man? Is that what I have to do to get your attention? Find myself a lover? J.R. Ewing
: It might be worth a try. I'll see you in the morning.
: I can see the headline now, "Jock Ewing's Grandson, JAIL BABY!"