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Julie Barnes (Character)
from "Mod Squad" (1968)

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The Mod Squad (1999)
[Julie hits Pete across the head]
Julie: Nice job.
Pete: Okay, I really did not like that at all, all right? Let me just explain somethin'. I was blending.
Julie: You just blended your ass right out of the club, man
Pete: Oh, come on! They're gonna let me back in the club.
Julie: Oh no, I believe the words were "you're gone for-f*cking-ever." Greer's gonna kick your ass
Pete: Hey you know what? Eat me.
Julie: Come on. Lets go. You wanna lose another fight, Petey?
Pete: No. Who was the guy that you were talkin' to all night?
Julie: What guy?
Pete: Yeah, "what guy." What guy?
Linc: A suspect?
Julie: What? No. I don't even know what he's talkin' about. God, how could you see anything? You had your head buried in a pair of tits all night.
Pete: I could see things because I got eyes behind my head, all right? Julie's got a boyfriend. Julie's got...
Julie: Please grow up!
Pete: Let's all together, in harmony.

Det. Tricky: Hey ma mere. Where you going with that fine little ass baby? Why don't ya get out on the street earn a real living huh, start hustling (laughing)
Julie: What?
Det. Tricky: She digs me. You have your hall pass young lady?
Julie: Yeah you wanna see my hall pass?
Det. Tricky: Yeah and I wanna see you in detention.
Pete: Hey hey, why do you have to be such a pussy huh, leave her alone alright.
Det. Tricky: Who are you calling a pussy? Pussy!

Pete: Man this job sucks.
Linc: Beats jail.
Julie: A deal's a deal.

"Mod Squad: Bad Man on Campus (#1.2)" (1968)
Pete Cochran: Did she listen?
Linc Hayes: I hope so.
[starts laughing]
Julie Barnes: What's so funny?
Linc Hayes: I wish someone would've said the same thing to me.

Pete Cochran: Big Daddy?
Julie Barnes: Modesty's not his bag.
Linc Hayes: Sounds like a B-movie - Teenage Loan Shark.

"Mod Squad: You Can't Tell the Players Without a Programmer (#1.5)" (1968)
Louise Semple: That's private. I just can't tell you.
Julie Barnes: Is it your mother? I've been there. She leaves her problems around for other people to clean up. And you're other people.

"Mod Squad: A Reign of Guns (#1.20)" (1969)
Pete Cochran: [Watching the weapons being loaded onto a truck] That's a beautiful sight.
Julie Barnes: Even more beautiful if all those guns were just dumped into the sea.
Capt. Adam Greer: Yeah, in about two hours, Julie. The tug's waiting. Our tug.
Julie Barnes: Wouldn't it be nice if all the guns in the world were on board?
Linc Hayes: Wouldn't change anything. It's not the guns; it's the people who use them.

"Mod Squad: Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Starlet (#1.11)" (1968)
Julie Barnes: A bug? What are you, James Bond?
Pete Cochran: Don't knock it. He's still alive.

"Mod Squad: Fear Is the Bucking Horse (#1.17)" (1969)
Julie Barnes: Wait a minute, insurance confuses me.
Pete Cochran: Well, it's simple, angel. Let me put it this way - if Billy dies, Mitch gets $200,000 dollars.

"Mod Squad: My What a Pretty Bus (#1.3)" (1968)
Linc Hayes: The Maharishi said never drink champagne out of a paper cup.
Julie Barnes: Where was the Maharishi when we needed her?

"Mod Squad: The Uptight Town (#1.19)" (1969)
Julie Barnes: [Discussing Captain Greer's disappearance] There must be something we can do.
Chief Barney Metcalf: Not this time. It's not your problem.
Linc Hayes: How do you tell a chief he's so wrong?

"Mod Squad: No More Oak Leaves for Ernie Holland (#4.19)" (1972)
Capt. Adam Greer: Someday maybe we will know what war does to a person.
Julie Barnes: Better yet, maybe someday we won't have to!