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: There it is! There it is! I got another slamin' tune from Psycho John. But first, will the guy who brought the Doberman please go to Room 214? Your dog is attacking and eating a Chinese exchange student. Zack Morris
: Oh, no! I'd better get in there. Kelly Kapowski
: Zack, it could be dangerous. Zack Morris
: I know, but I have to. Besides, Wing Ling owes me money.
: Guess what? Mrs. Teesdale won the lottery and she quit Cal U and is flying to Bora Bora with the soccer coach. Zack Morris
: Does anybody know who her replacement is? Leslie Burke
: Professor Hemmings. Zack Morris
] Oh, no! The guy eats freshmen for lunch. They call him Hannibal Lecturer. Leslie Burke
: He is a well renowned scholar and author. The Supreme Court consults him. He's a genius. A.C. Slater
: Yeah, but he's hard. Zack Morris
: He's brutal. Alex Tabor
: He's impossible. Dr. Arthur Hemmings
] He's here!
[the room lights flicker as thunder and lighting rumbles from a storm outside
] Zack Morris
: [to the camera
] Wow. I hope this doesn't happen every time he walks into the room.
: [seeing Kelly not in the normal uniform for karate class
] Oh, well if it isn't the teenage mutant ninja tramp.