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: Peter, if you're not going to help, please stay out of the way. Pete
: [anger building up inside him
] The only thing I'm helping with is getting these Goofs outta here yesterday. Peg Pete
] Not unless you want to do your own cooking and cleaning and sunburn peeling forever. Pete
: Well, uh, I suppose this thing, uh, thing coulda... When's this reunion? Peg Pete
: High noon tomorrow. Pete
: [to himself
] Gotta hang on for nine hours, 540 minutes. Ooh, that's a lotta seconds.
[Peg sees Max and Goofy unloading their car
: What happened? I thought you were on your way to your family reunion. Max
: We're gonna miss the reunion. Car broke down. Took our plane fare to fix it. Mr. Pete said we had an upset battery. Peg
: Loaded repair bill's more like it. That tub of butter is not gonna get away with this.
: [to a Goof relative
] Stop! You've done enough damage! Peg
: Shh! Pete. That's no way to treat our guests. Pete
: They are not staying here! Peg
: Oh, just until the reunion. Pete
: [freaking out
[while Peg is coming downstairs holding a box full of balloons to get Goofy's reunion ready, she catches Pete attempting to bouncing out of the house
: [in a prideful tone
] Trying to sneak out of helping, huh? Pete
] I'm, uh, uh, just, uh, getting some, uh, exercise.
: Well, while you're huffing and puffing, blow up some of these.
[shoves a balloon into his mouth
: What's going on? Peg
: Just a little party. Pete
: [steaming up
] At 2am o'clock in the morning?
[doorbell rings again
: [pushes him towards the door
] Get that, will you, hon?
[Pete is on TV dressed as Goofy
: Hey! That's me! Peg
: No, it's not! I'd know that jelly roll anywhere.
: OK, Houston, we have ETA in approximately... 4, 3, 2. 1. Peg
: [to Pete
] You miserable, cheese-eating pile of flap! You're own neighbor had never had a decent vacation in his life! His kid tries to get him one and you go and STEAL IT FROM HIM! Of all the low-down miserable NO GOOD... Pete
: But dumpling dip, I did it for you and the kids. Peg
: I wouldn't luau with you if my hula hips *depended* on it! You give those tickets back to Goofy and Max or you're going on vacation ALONE!
: Of all the two-faced... Pistol Pete
: no good down daddy... Peg
: pot belly melon headed... Pistol Pete
: you, you, you Hawaii stealer... Peg
: vacation stealing globs! PJ
: Forgot 'slimy'. Goofy
: You mean, we don't get to go to Hawa-ii? Max Goof
: Oh, Dad. Peg
: Oh now, don't give up yet! You just waist until ol' lardo gets home.
: I'll use my secret weapon. Max Goof
: What's that? Peg
: MY MOUTH!
[Pete has mis-calculated his property profile
: The Goof's just jealous on a count of it, because half his house belongs to me. Peg
: Oh yes, Petey. I managed to find a copy of the property profile. You must have read it upside down, Snu-comes. Because we don't own half of Goofy's house.
[yells into his face
: HE OWNS HALF OF OURS! Pete
: [shocked in disbelief
] The Goof owns half our house? Peg
: But all is not lost. You've set a fine example for the children on how to settle disputes in a mature and grown-up way.
: Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mr. Goof and Daddy are playing in the garbage can. Peg
: [to Pete and Goofy
] Well, isn't this a sight. Two grown men rolling around in the trash. Pistol Pete
: [goes over to smell Pete getting out of the container, and plugs her nose
] Ew! you smell bad, Daddy.
: No cabin, no food, no car... Pete
: So long, Goof. Have a nice hitchety-hike back home! Peg
: Fiddle sticks. You can stay at our cabin. Pete
: Pistol, why don't you come help me? You know how your father hates Christmas. Pete
: I do not! I just hate decorations.
: [Pete hit his head on a tree branch
] Is there anything I can get for you? Pete
: Mommy, can I have a waffle iron for Christmas?
: [after Goofy unwittingly helps her gain entry to an elite club
] Sprinklers? That's it!
[kisses Goofy firmly on the lips
] Peg Pete
: Oh, Goofy, you're coming with me! Goofy
: [to Camera
] Passionate, isn't she?
[chuckles, then is grabbed
Peter 'Pete Petey' Pete, Sr.
: There's a little guy across the street just staring at our house. He hasn't budged in over an hour. Peg Pete
: Pete, that's a lawn jockey!