Corky Romano
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Corky Romano (Character)
from Corky Romano (2001)

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Corky Romano (2001)
Corky: I never thought I'd live to see the day that an FBI agent would be peddling smack.
Agent Brick Davis: Don't act so surprised. J. Edgar Hoover used to wear a dress.
Corky: Just tell me why, Brick.
Agent Brick Davis: I don't know. I suppose it made him feel sexy.
Corky: Not Hoover, You.

Leo: Who's this guy?
Corky: That's Brick Davis
Peter: Is he the guy with the muscular thighs and the nice tan?
[All look at him]
Peter: What?

[after setting off an airport metal detector]
Corky: I'm just a little wired.
[Nervous chuckle]
Corky: Ahh, I'm mean wired as in jumpy, not as in there's a concealed wire in my crotch.

Corky: I should buy a boat.

Corky: You guys want some cookies?

Corky: It's funny 'cause it's true.

Corky: Howdy.
Skinhead: [holds up gun] Whadya want bitch?
Corky: I was wondering if I could purchase some heroin and then we could go out and do some hate crimes and stuff.
[skinhead rips off Corky's shirt reveiling his wire]
Corky: Ahhhhh.

Agent Brick Davis: You do speak Manderain, don't you?
Corky: Oh yes. I just didn't understand your accent. See, I was taught by an up scale family, su su sudio.

Corky: [to dog] Gimme the coke. Gimme the cocaine boy.

Dexter, Computer Hacker: What should his name be?
Peter: I don't care what you call him pissant. Just get it done.
Corky: Oh, for my résumé I'm really good with animals.