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: Still searching for that exquisite turn of phrase that in five words or less expresses the essence of what your character's feeling? Professor Ben Bruckner
: I'm frustrated as shit. Michael
: Only four, congratulations.
[Michael, Ben and Hunter just spoke to a high-school principal about Hunter returning to school
] Professor Ben Bruckner
: At least now we finally get to know all about you. Michael
: Name? James 'Hunter' Montgomery
: Hunter. Michael
: Hunter what? James 'Hunter' Montgomery
: Just hunter. Michael
: You think you're an aging rock diva? James 'Hunter' Montgomery
: Last names tend to get in the way of my work. Professor Ben Bruckner
: Wait, from now on, the only work you're doing is homework. Out with it. James 'Hunter' Montgomery
: James Hunter Montgomery. Michael
: Nice to meet you, jimmy. James 'Hunter' Montgomery
: Shut up. Professor Ben Bruckner
: When were you born? James 'Hunter' Montgomery
: I wasn't born. My mother was too drunk to give birth, So i was delivered, 16 glorious years ago last tuesday. Michael
: Last tuesday? You had a birthday last week and you didn't tell us? Professor Ben Bruckner
: We could've done something to celebrate. James 'Hunter' Montgomery
: Like blow out a candle? I blew three tricks that day. Made 150 bucks. That's what I call celebrating.
: Right after my mother told me I was gay,she gave this big safe sex lecture. I knew how to put a condom on a cucumber before I knew how to drive. Professor Ben Bruckner
: Yeah, well, you know I was going to ask you out tonight, but now I'm not so sure. Michael Novotny
: Why not? Professor Ben Bruckner
: Well, Michael keep as a cucumber is a lot to live up to.
: Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing? Professor Ben Bruckner
: Yes, you are seeing it. The most historic reunification since Germany. Emmett Honeycutt
: What happened to the fiddler? Michael
: He fell off the roof.
: [emerges from bathroom
] Okay, who wants to fuck me first? Ben
: That's not why we brought you up here. Hunter
: Then what do you want? Michael Charles Novotny
: For you not to get killed. Hunter
: Big loss if I did. I'm going back to work. Ben
: Not with that.
[indicates Hunters bruises
] Michael Charles Novotny
: Someone should probably look at it. Hunter
: I'll try to pick up a doctor.
: [Ben sees Hunter out hustling on a cold winter night, and offers him a coat
] I've got an old down-filled here. It's still in good shape. Hunter
: No one wants to pick up a guy who looks like an Eskimo!