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Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny (Character)
from "Queer as Folk" (2000)

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"Queer as Folk: No Bris, No Shirt, No Service (#1.3)" (2000)
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: People wake up from comas sweetheart.
Michael Novotny: Yeah, sure.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Your uncle Vic: how long was he in his?
Michael Novotny: Nine days?
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Ten. And I thought I'd lost him. I couldn't tell your grandmother it was A.I.D.S. at the time, because she couldn't have dealt with it. I wanted to hear all about the white light and the... the tunnel, and, and... and did Aunt Theresa get to heaven... First words out of his mouth: "Did I miss the Golden Globes?".
[laughs]

Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: [to Justin] And don't talk! I can figure it all out.

Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: I've always said it isn't who you love; it's how you love. Genitalia is simply God's way of accessorizing.
Michael Novotny: [to Debbie] This is not about you and the Gay Mother of the Year award. This is about Brian's one-night stand.
Justin Taylor: Not just one.
Michael Novotny: Don't bet on it. And who here even cares?
Vic Grassi: I do.
Justin Taylor: My dad threatened to disown me. He called me a big queer.
Vic Grassi: He didn't hit you, did he?
Michael Novotny: Oh, come on, Uncle Vic. You're not gonna listen to this shit?
Justin Taylor: That's why I have to see Brian. He'll let me stay with him.
Michael Novotny: I don't think so.
Justin Taylor: Well, then... I'll go to New York. I'll become a hustler, and I'll sell my body to gross old homos.
Vic Grassi: I'll give you twenty bucks.
[Debbie hits Vic on his head.]
Vic Grassi: Save him the train fare!
Justin Taylor: I'm gonna throw up. I gotta vomit.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Upstairs' bathroom. The one for guests and drama queens.
[Justin runs upstairs, while Vic and Michael laugh.]
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: It's not a joke, you know. Gay teens have a very high suicide rate.
Michael Novotny: Unfortunately, not this one.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: I'm calling his mother.
Michael Novotny: It's not our business.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: He may be telling the truth. And even if he isn't, she's gonna be worried.
Vic Grassi: She's not worried. Now she knows: It's not drugs. It's not booze. He didn't buy an automatic weapon to take down to the Spanish club... It's just cock!

Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: I'm calling your mother. I'm taking you home.
Justin Taylor: I'm not going.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: You get my tits in a knot, sunshine, and you're gonna be in deep shit! Excuse me.
Vic Grassi: [Debbie walks away from the dining table. Justin sits down across from Vic.] What are you studying in school?
Justin Taylor: Huh?
Vic Grassi: It's called conversation.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Ready?
Michael Novotny: I need to talk to Brian. I'll be there in a second.
[the others leave]
Michael Novotny: Do you have anything to say?
Brian Kinney: ... No.
Michael Novotny: Well, I do. You can fuck him at your place, you can fuck him in his gym class, you can fuck him at the zoo, but you cannot fuck him in my mother's house. In my room!
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: We're waiting.
Michael Novotny: Okay, I'm gonna go do this little job, then I'm gonna go see Ted at the hospital. You do whatever the fuck you want!

Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: [to Jennifer about Justin] Rude little shit, isn't he?

Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: [to Justin] Don't tell me. Brian..., am I right?


"Queer as Folk: Queer, There and Everywhere (#1.2)" (2000)
Brian: Deb, can we get some service?
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Keep your pants on, at least until you've had dinner.

Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Okay, boys, what'll it be?
Emmett Honeycutt: Nothing for me, thanks.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Em, honey, you should try to eat some of your protein off a plate!
Emmett Honeycutt: I read, that, that for every thirty pounds you lose, you gain an entire inch of cock.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: So, if you just dropped another ninety pounds, you'll have a four-inched pecker!

Michael: [Justin and Daphne walk into Woody's.] Double shit!
Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt: What now?
Michael: It's him, our teen stalker! Christ, why won't be just go away?
Justin Taylor: [to Debbie] Remember me?
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Turn around. I never forget a butt, especially a cute one.

Justin Taylor: You know, I'm actually looking for a friend of Michael's. His name is Brian.
Vic Grassi: I could have guessed that.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Honey, everybody's looking for Brian.
Justin Taylor: Have you seen him?
[Deb points to Brian]
Daphne Chanders: That's Brian? God, he's so old! And skinny. You can do way better than that.
Justin Taylor: Would you shut up?
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: [Deb and Vic are watching Brian, who has his eyes on a trick over at the bar.] Five bucks he nails him before midnight.
Vic Grassi: You're on.

Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: [talking about Brian] What's eating him? Or isn't?
[she laughs]
Michael: None of your business.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: You watch your mouth.
Michael: Why do you have to come here?
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Well, Vic was feeling better, so we thought we'd come here after my shift and have a drink. What's the big deal?
Michael: The big deal is that I came here to hang out with my friends, not my mother.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Sweetie, you know I approve of your lifestyle.
Michael: Well maybe I don't want you to approve. Maybe I want you to go home and cry.


"Queer as Folk: Premiere (#1.1)" (2000)
Michael Novotny: Can we order?
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Shoot! I bet that'll be the first time tonight, am I right?
[laughs]
Michael Novotny: Ha-ha... I'll have the chicken-fried steak. No remarks. And he'll have a bacon cheeseburger.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Please?
Michael Novotny: Please.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: [to Justin] Gotta keep your strength up sunshine. You can't cruise all night on an empty stomach
[walking away]
Justin: What a freak!
Michael Novotny: Yeah, she takes some getting used to. But once you do, you can't help but love her.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: One chicken-fried steak with no remarks, coming up in a flash.
Michael Novotny: Thanks, Mom.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: You're welcome, baby.

Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: So you going out cruising after you drop me off?
Michael Novotny: No, I've been invited to an all-night orgy.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Sounds hot!

Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: It's a miracle you're still alive.
Vic Grassi: It's a miracle how I'm gonna pay for all of this?
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Hustle?
[they both laugh]

Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: [to Michael about Patrick Swayze] Don't tell me you still have a crush on him?

Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Are you in pain?
Vic Grassi: Yeah.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Where? Tell me.
Vic Grassi: My wallet.
[hands her a paper]
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Holy shit!
Michael Novotny: What is it?
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: It's the MasterCard bill from our trip to Italy.
Vic Grassi: First class airline tickets. The Excelsior in Rome. The diamond and coral earrings I bought you in Capri. They're all there. The problem is, so am I.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Don't say that! It's a miracle you're still alive.
Vic Grassi: It's a miracle how I'm gonna pay for all of this.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Hustle?
[They both laugh]


"Queer as Folk: The Art of Desperation (#1.6)" (2001)
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: [David is having dinner at Michael's Mom's place] Have some more carbonara, David.
Dr. David Cameron: Hmmm... I'm stuffed. Thanks.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Oh, come on. With that body, you can afford to carbo load.
Vic Grassi: Yeah, you must work out all the time.
Dr. David Cameron: Well, when I can.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Feel those biceps.
[reaching over to touch David's arm]
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: I could never resist a hard body.
[laughing]
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Like mother, like son.
Vic Grassi: Like uncle.
Michael Novotny: Like, will you two please leave him alone? Next you'll be asking what kind of car he drives and how much he makes.
[David laughs. Debbie and Vic look at him, staring with anticipation.]
Dr. David Cameron: I drive a Jag, and I'm comfortable.
Vic Grassi: Michael, if you don't marry this man immediately, I will!
Dr. David Cameron: I think I will have a little more.
Michael Novotny: Me too.

Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Just like "Lady And The Tramp".
Dr. David Cameron: "Lady And The Tramp"?
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: It's Michael's favorite movie.
Michael Novotny: When I was nine!
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: You see Lady and Tramp go on this date to an Italian restaurant. And then the waiter...
Vic Grassi: Tony.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: What else would his name be?
[laughs]
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: ...brings over this big bowl of spaghetti and meat balls. And... ehm, and they put their heads in the bowl... They're... they're dogs.
[David laughs.]
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: And they come up with this one single strand of spaghetti. And then they chew, and they chew and...
Vic Grassi: ...and they get closer, and closer...
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: ...until finally their lips meet.
Michael Novotny: [to David] It is, in my estimation, the greatest screen kiss ever.

Dr. David Cameron: [David and Michael are making out in Michael's old room.] I got a solution. I got a solution. How would you like to go away with me for the weekend?
Michael Novotny: Huh?
Dr. David Cameron: I got a cabin up in the woods.
Michael Novotny: Will we get to see anything besides the bedroom ceiling?
Dr. David Cameron: [laughing] Word of honor. What do you say?
[Michael looks into David's eyes blankly, doesn't know what to say.]
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: [shouting] Say "yes", you little asshole, or I'll disown you!
[David laughs again.]
Michael Novotny: Like I said, it's a very small house.


"Queer as Folk: Ted's Not Dead (#1.4)" (2000)
Brian Kinney: If I don't get this account, I'll be fucked. And without lube.
Emmett Honeycutt: And that's a bad thing?
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: It's amazing how you always work anal intercourse into the conversation.
Brian Kinney: Hey, you try spending an evening with some back-slapping breeder from out of town, smoking cigars, and talking about pussy.
Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt: I'd love to hear what you have to say about pussy.
Brian Kinney: That is a good thing you got one, because you wouldn't know what to do with a dick.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Move over. So you boys in the mood for something sweet, or are you gonna pick up a little something at Woody's?
[pinches Michael's cheeks]
Michael Novotny: Ma, stop pinching my cheeks.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Oh, bend over so I can pinch the other ones.

Emmett Honeycutt: [referring to himself, Brian, and Michael] Looks like it's ah... it's just us, the three musketeers.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: More like the Pointer Sisters.
Michael Novotny: I can't go either.
Brian Kinney: What's your excuse?
Michael Novotny: I have to go back to the store. We're restocking.
Emmett Honeycutt: Poor baby. Spend the entire evening alone in that dreary crap emporium?
Michael Novotny: Tracy will be there.
Brian Kinney: Your bride-to-be?
Michael Novotny: She's not my bride-to-be.
Brian Kinney: Then you can tell her who you really are.
Emmett Honeycutt: I agree. I always say,: "come clean, or don't come at all".
Michael Novotny: I can't. Where I work, they laugh at faggots.
Brian Kinney: And the only faggots worth laughing at are the ones who don't tell the truth. Don't be one of those assholes who hides, Mikey. And stop leading her on.
Michael Novotny: Who's leading her on? We're counting cartons of toilet paper.
Brian Kinney: Yeah, which you can use because you're so full of shit.
Emmett Honeycutt: Don't touch me.

Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: [searching for the right tea for Jennifer] Let's see. We've got Lemon Cream, Raspberry Parfait, Cosy Chamomile... How the hell did a condom get in here? Here, "Get Happy", you need it. So, what did his dad say?
Jennifer Taylor: He doesn't know.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: How could he not know? You always know.
Jennifer Taylor: Same reason I didn't. I didn't want to.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Believe me, there are far worse things.
Jennifer Taylor: I just keep thinking, it's my...
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: It's not.
Jennifer Taylor: That I was...
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: You didn't.
Jennifer Taylor: You don't even know what I was going to say.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Yeah, I do. Because I asked myself all the same things.
Jennifer Taylor: So you don't think it was because I...
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Smothered him? You smother a pork chop, not a son. People are what they are. So did he tell you to fuck off?
Jennifer Taylor: That wasn't even the worst of it. He told his therapist that he likes... dick.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: There, you see? You already have something in common. I'm sure you were thinking you would probably never have anything to share again! Listen. They talk big and they act tough... But the truth is, the things he's the most afraid of, even more than his dad finding out and beating the shit out of him..., is that you'll stop loving him.
Jennifer Taylor: I could never do that.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Then you be sure he knows he hasn't lost you.


"Queer as Folk: Queens of the Road (#1.10)" (2001)
Debbie Novotny: [after Michael has broken up with his chiropractor boyfriend] I just lost a potential son-in-law.
Michael: All you lost was free treatment for osteoporosis.

Michael: [Talking about Justin] What is he doin' here?
Debbie Novotny: Isn't he adorable? The customers love him. His ass gets more compliments than the burgers.
Ted: At least his buns are fresh.

Debbie Novotny: Michael Charles Novotny!
Vic Grassi: Oh, oh! Middle name! Look out!
Debbie Novotny: Do listen to me and listen carefully! Do not f*ck this up. Now, I want you to call David right now, and apologize for whatever it is that you did.
Michael: What makes you think I did anything!
Debbie Novotny: I'm your mother!


"Queer as Folk: Smells Like Codependence (#1.7)" (2001)
Justin Taylor: It's not his fault. I'm not a child. I'm turning eighteen soon. That means I can vote, and get married, and join the army.
Emmett Honeycutt: Hopefully, not on the same day.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Maybe so. But as far as your parents are concerned, you're still their sweet, innocent, little boy. They're not ready to think of you sucking cock and taking it up the ass.
Michael Novotny: Ma, do you have to be so graphic?
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Michael, I'm making a point. Would you please note interrupt when I'm talking. So, what was I talking about?
Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt: Something about...
Michael Novotny: Sucking cock...
Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt: And taking it up the ass.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Right.

Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: If I have to watch Martha Stewart make one more goddamn thing out of goat cheese, I'm going to kill myself.
Vic Grassi: A.M.C. has a Joan Crawford festival all week.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Nobody's that gay.

Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Hi, honey. What are you doing here?
Michael Novotny: Uncle Vic asked me to bring some rope to tie you down.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Kinky.


"Queer as Folk: Now Approaching... The Line (#1.5)" (2001)
Michael: Lindsay, this is David.
Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson: Nice to meet you!
Dr. David Cameron: Nice to meet you!
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: [carrying Gus, greeting from afar] Whoa, Michael!
Michael: [freezes] Let's go check out the vagina sculptures first, get it over with.

Jennifer Taylor: So I thought, "Okay, he's having... experiences". But with boys his own age! This... man, he must be in his 30's!
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Well, not yet, but I'll be happy to tell him you thought so.
Jennifer Taylor: Well, it's not right.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: It happens.
Jennifer Taylor: If his Father finds out... Tell me about him. This... person. I have to know.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Brian Kinney - God's gift to gay P.A. They all want Brian, but the good news is, no one can have him. He screws them, breaks their heart, and they wise up. Most of them, anyway.

Emmett Honeycutt: I didn't know he could draw.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Oh, he can't. I bought him tracing paper when he was a kid so he could copy his comic books. His Spiderman always ended up looking more like little orphan Annie.
Emmett Honeycutt: Well, what's his talent?
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny: Well, it's nothing he'd be famous for. You won't ever see his paintings hanging in an art gallery or hear him playing at Carnegie Hall. But when it comes to taking care of people, knowing what you need better even than you do, he's a fucking Picasso.


"Queer as Folk: ...Wherever That Dream May Lead You (#2.5)" (2002)
Michael Novotny: Think I'd look good with a new haircut? I think I would, do you?
Brian Kinney: What did have you in mind?
Michael Novotny: I don't know. Maybe buzz it all off or bleach it.
Brian Kinney: That'd be cool... for two years ago. So, what's wrong?
Michael Novotny: Nothings wrong. Why you think somethin' is wrong?
Brian Kinney: Because every time when somethings wrong you wanna change you're hair.
Michael Novotny: That is so not true!
[Deb comes up with the coffee]
Brian Kinney: [to Deb] Michael's thinking about changing his hair.
Debbie Novotny: Oh God. Baby, what's wrong? Tell me.

Michael Novotny: Where have you been? You didn't come home lastnight?
Debbie Novotny: Somebody get lucky.
Emmett Honeycutt: Good for him. I spent the night at Ted's. You guys he is in deep shit trouble. We need to have an invention.
Debbie Novotny: Booze?
Brian Kinney: Crystal.
Emmett Honeycutt: Whipping the Willie.
Brian Kinney: Schmuck. He couldn't even get a decent addiction.


"Queer as Folk: Tweaked-Out, Fucked-Out Crystal Queen (#3.13)" (2003)
Debbie Novotny: Detectiv Horvarth, out of all the places in greater pittsburgh, what brings you to our humble little establishment?
Detective Carl Horvath: I have a date.
[Brian enters]
Detective Carl Horvath: And here he is.
Debbie Novotny: What, did you convert him?
Brian Kinney: Coffee, Deb, please
Detective Carl Horvath: You were right.
Brian Kinney: Those are my three favourite words after "nine inches cut"
Debbie Novotny: About what?
Brian Kinney: Um, the cream.
Debbie Novotny: What, did it turn?
Detective Carl Horvath: It matches that found in Jason Kemp's rectum.
Debbie Novotny: For your information, i just poured it.
Detective Carl Horvath: I'm referring to a sperm sample from an officer tThis kid hunter said he saw with the victim.


"Queer as Folk: Poster May Lead to the Truth (#3.11)" (2003)
Debbie Novotny: Now we've got Britney spears. Tell me the world isn't going to shit.


"Queer as Folk: Out with a Whimper (#2.20)" (2002)
Debbie Novotny: Who says love's an easier ride - General Motors? Michael's used to bumps. He grew up with me.


"Queer as Folk: Doctors of Dickology (#3.3)" (2003)
Debbie Novotny: The problem is he thinks I'm a whore!
Emmett Honeycutt: I'm so proud.


"Queer as Folk: Daddy Dearest (Sonny Boy) (#1.9)" (2001)
Vic Grassi: I remember it took Roberto and me six months to finally decide to live together. And a week to break up.
Debbie Novotny: Well, how did you know he was still seeing three of his exes?


"Queer as Folk: Stop Hurting Us (#3.7)" (2003)
Vic: I thought I'd make a turducken.
Michael: A what?
Vic: Turducken. You take chicken, you stuff it up a duck, then stuff that up a turkey.
Debbie: Kind of like a three-way, but with poultry!


"Queer as Folk: It's Because I'm Gay, Right? (#2.13)" (2002)
Debbie Novotny: And trust me I know chins! I have several of them.


"Queer as Folk: All Better Now (#2.2)" (2002)
Vic: Here, have some coconut cake.
Jennifer Taylor: Oh, no thanks.
Debbie: Vic made it himself.
Vic: Yeah, it's my warm-up for Gus' birthday.
Debbie: He used to be a pastry chef.
Vic: Black bottoms were my specialty.
[clears throat and glances over at Debbie]
Debbie: [holds up hands in defense] I didn't say a word.


"Queer as Folk: Rage Against This Machine (#2.15)" (2002)
Brian Kinney: Give me a minute between rounds, then you can have a go at me.
Debbie: Article 14 of the Supermom handbook, says no kicking assholes when they're down, they'd take away my halo.
Brian Kinney: I'm not an asshole, I'm just drawn that way.
Debbie: I'm sorry to disagree with you, kiddo, but this time the likeness is accurate.
Brian Kinney: I thought you weren't going to beat me up?
Debbie: Let me finish. But I understand, because you're jealous.
Brian Kinney: I don't do jealous. Jealous is for lesbians.
Debbie: Well, then you'd better start liking pussy, because you're gor a little green eyed monster inside you that is eating your gut.
Brian Kinney: You mean that's not the coffee?
Debbie: I figure you'd have some smart ass remark and deny your feelings as always, but you don't fool me. Because if you didn't love them as much as you do, you wouldn't give a shit that they're spending time together and sharing something you're not a part of. What you don't get is, they feel the same way about you, even more so. They worship the ground you walk on, or can't you see it? You're their fucking hero. At least you were.


"Queer as Folk: There's Nothing Noble About Being Poor (#3.5)" (2003)
[Michael is embarrassed that Brian told his Debbie about him being unable to *perform* at the sperm bank]
Debbie Novotny: Well, don't be so hard on yourself.
Brian: I wouldn't mention "hard-on".


"Queer as Folk: Hunt(Er) for Love (#3.8)" (2003)
[Ted and Emmet are at the Diner. Ted has hurt his back and can't stand upright]
Emmett Honeycutt: Now, let's, uh... let's have a little lunch, starting with a vicacet appetizer.
Ted Schmidt: I don't believe in drugs. I'll take my pain straight up.
Debbie Novotny: Shame you can't stand that way.
Emmett Honeycutt: Would you bring me a scoop of butter pecan, Debbie?
[starts whispering]
Emmett Honeycutt: Whenever we wanted, uh, our dog, fetch, to take a pill we'd always hide it in the ice cream.
Debbie Novotny: [whispering back] Got it.
Ted Schmidt: Do you really think I couldn't hear what you just said?
Emmett Honeycutt: Fetch heard everything we said too, but he couldn't resist the butter pecan.


"Queer as Folk: Drugs, Sex and Lies (#3.12)" (2003)
Debbie: [holds up a cheese doodle] Horvath is like a cheese doodle.
Vic: [gasps] You told me was well-endowed!


"Queer as Folk: House Full of Children (#3.2)" (2003)
Debbie Novotny: Fuck nice.


"Queer as Folk: Brat-Sitting (#3.4)" (2003)
Claire: Did Brian really do what you said he did?
John: He is a fag. Like you've said, just a goddamn fag.
Debbie Novotny: Shame on you.
[John runs away]
Debbie Novotny: [to Claire] But most of all, shame on you!


"Queer as Folk: The Dangers of Sex and Drugs (#2.14)" (2002)
Debbie Novotny: He's not my type.
Vic Grassi: He's alive and he's got a dick. What more do you need?