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: What happened down there? Sinbad
: You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Kale
: Try me. Sinbad
: Okay, here goes. So I meet Eris, the goddess of discord? She's got a major crush on me, and she invited me back to her place.
: Fiji? Sinbad
: Think of the beaches! Kale
: Beautiful - if you like mosquitoes. Sinbad
: Think of the sun! Kale
: It's monsoon season! Sinbad
: The women, then! Kale
: They're cannibals there. Sinbad