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: And you are? Eris
: Eris, the goddess of discord. You may have seen my likeness on the temple walls. Sinbad
: You know, they don't do you justice.
: He's so cute. And so gullible.
: Enough talking! Time for some screaming.
: Well, well, well. This has got to be a little embarrassing for you, Eris. Eris
] Don't push your luck, Sinbad. You're cute. But not *that* cute.
: You're not thinking big enough, Sinbad. Steal the book for ransom and you can be rich enough to lounge on an island beach. Steal the book for me, and you can buy the beach. And the island. And the world.
: Now. About my Sea Monster. Sinbad
: Right, right, listen, I'm sorry about that. I don't suppose a heartfelt apology would do. Eris
: [chuckles wryly
] Heartfelt? From you? Sinbad! You don't have a heart.
[In Eris' Realm of Chaos
: Make yourself at home. Sinbad
: Thank you. Uh... nice place you got here. Eris
: Like it? I'm planning on doing the whole world this way. Sinbad
: Wow. That's a - good plan! Well, I see you're busy, so listen, we'll just take the Book of Peace and - get out of your way.
: Now we all know what happens if you get the Book of Peace. You return it to Syracuse and save Proteus. But if you don't get the Book, you have a choice to make. Either sail to paradise with the woman of your dreams, or return to Syracuse to die. You're either a thief or a hero. So here's my question: If you don't get the Book, will you go back to die?
: Wake up, my beauties. Rise and shine. It's a brand new day and the mortal world is at peace. But not for long. Just look at them; I pull one tiny thread and their whole world unravels into chaos. Glorious chaos.
: So, you're saying that your *horse* killed her? Xena
: In self-defense! Discord
: But I can't take back a horse! I don't *do* animals! Minya
: That's not what I heard!
: UGH! This job sucks!
: [Irritated because Xena has not yet solved the murder
] Look, Xena, I'm tired of being jerked around! Xena
: [with a straight face
] You gave me 'till sunrise to jerk you around! Discord
: I lied!
[Discord uses her powers to make the clock become lower with sand. She laughs
: Time flies when I'm having fun!
: [Xena kicks open the door to Ravenica's room. The key in the lock falls out. Xena moves to Ravenica and turns her over. Ravenica has a dagger in her chest. A man in leather shorts attacks Xena. She kicks him and is about to punch his face. Discord sits up on the bed
] NO! STOP! Not the face! Xena
: You're right. I should start at the bottom! Discord
: [Xena moves to kick him, but Discord sends her flying back with a bolt from her hands. Xena stands
] Try that again, you'll be booking a cruise to Tartarus with your friend here, Xena! Oh, sure, I know who you are. All Olympus knows the Warrior Princess. Ares has made sure of that. He's also made me, Goddess of Retribution. Discord's the name! Xena
: Retribution, huh?
: Guess you gotta start somewhere! Discord
: Where I'll start is with the person who did this. Hand him over! Xena
: [shrugs to the guy she first found
] He's all yours. Discord
: Very funny, but it just so happens he was... otherwise engaged.
: So, cut the comedy. Xena
: You think *I* did it? Discord
: I wish. But unfortunately, I saw enough to know it wasn't you... Xena
: The only other people here are my family and friends.
: You're saying one of them is the murderer? Discord
: No, you're telling me. After all, it takes one to know one, right? And somebody did kill her. Xena
: Clearly, but... Discord
: No "but"s! You either cough up the killer by sunrise, or I take one of your buddies! Your choice. But either way, someone's gonna pay!
: Thanks for the help, tall, dark and... mortal.
: I should have known Xena wouldn't have the guts to turn in her own mom.
[Discord raises a bow and pulls back the arrow, pointing it at Cyrene. Xena frantically uses her chakram to stop the arrow as it fires at her mother. She looks up at Discord
: What's the big idea? I thought you were the poster girl for truth and justice. Xena
: I am, when I'm sure it's being served. And I'm not.
: Come on, Discord, ya gave me 'til sunrise, remember? Discord
: FINE! Play your little detective games, but time is running out!
: [after watching all of her men fighting Xena's gang and getting easily defeated
] AWWW, you might be *GOOD* in bed, but you're *HOPELESS* in a fight!
: [about Hercules
] Not so little anymore. He's 18 now. Tall, *exceptionally* strong, and actually quite handsome. Let me go rip his face off.
: Did you sleep comfortably?