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: Hey Ryan, Miles here thinks you have a nice pooper.
: She was fat? Billy
: This girl had strings hanging from her the last time they steered her down the street.
: So you mow her lawn, and now you're trying to mow her lawn?
: Wood bats suck! Why do you think God invented aluminum?
: She was big huh? Billy
: Yeah, she was fat and that ain't with a p-h kid!
: [looks back at Miles's girlfriend
] That is unhealthy... Miles
: Can we not do this again? Billy
: Domo, don't you think that's unhealthy? Mickey Dominguez
: [shrugs shoulders
: Wait, you think all sex is unhealthy. Never mind... What I'm sayin' is... Miles, these women are too big to be foolin' with... I'm afraid that in the heat of passion, one of 'em is gonna roll over on you... squash you dead!
: [angry at the umpire at the Hyannis game
] Does his wife know he's screwin us? John Schiffner
: All right, let's not have a meltdown... Billy
: It's me... Ryan
: What? Billy
: Yeah, I don't think he appreciates me fartin' in his face all night... First it was accidental, now I'm tryin' to make him cry... and I'm pretty sure I just poo-pooed in my panties...