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Nina Campbell (Character)
from "3rd Rock from the Sun" (1996)

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"3rd Rock from the Sun: Brains and Eggs (#1.1)" (1996)
[Sally is wearing a revealing dress]
[sarcastically]
Nina Campbell: Nice dress.
Sally Solomon: I just threw it on.
Nina Campbell: Yeah, well, you almost missed.

Dr. Dick Solomon: Nina, you smell great!
Nina Campbell: Thanks, I try...
[Dick buries his face in Nina's rear end]
Nina Campbell: That had better be your nose!

Nina Campbell: Is your wife out of town.
Dr. Dick Solomon: Uh... Mrs. Solomon is no longer with us. She uh... burned up on re-entry.


"3rd Rock from the Sun: Dick Is from Mars, Sally Is from Venus (#1.4)" (1996)
Nina Campbell: Sally's date. Start talking.
Dr. Dick Solomon: Well, what can I say? In her own words, it was wonderful.
Nina Campbell, Dr. Mary Albright: Mm-hmm.
Dr. Dick Solomon: She over ate, and he found her charming.
Nina Campbell, Dr. Mary Albright: Mm-hmm.
Dr. Dick Solomon: In fact, he's going to call her.
Nina Campbell, Dr. Mary Albright: [looks at each other] Hmm.
Dr. Dick Solomon: What?

Dr. Mary Albright: Trouble at home?
Dr. Dick Solomon: No. Why would you say that?
Dr. Mary Albright: He didn't call did he?
Dr. Dick Solomon: Not yet.
Dr. Mary Albright, Nina Campbell: Hmm.
Dr. Dick Solomon: I just wish Sally had some woman friends to turn to.
Dr. Mary Albright: Are you asking for my help?
Dr. Dick Solomon: Are you offering it?
Dr. Mary Albright: How can I be offering if I don't know what you're asking?
Dr. Dick Solomon: Why would I be asking? I don't need help.
Dr. Mary Albright: Fine. Then I'm not offering.
Dr. Dick Solomon: Fine with me.
Dr. Mary Albright: You can't say it can you?
Dr. Dick Solomon: HELP ME! I don't know what to do. I can't stand to see her like this.
Dr. Mary Albright: There, that wasn't so hard.
Dr. Dick Solomon: Then you'll help?
Dr. Mary Albright: No.


"3rd Rock from the Sun: Dickmalion (#2.20)" (1997)
Dr. Dick Solomon: What's going on?
Nina Campbell: Oh, she's having a big affair.
Dr. Dick Solomon: What? You tramp!
Dr. Dick Solomon: Dick, it's a catered affair.
Dr. Dick Solomon: You're cheating on me *and* your diet?

Dr. Dick Solomon: It was awful. I had a two-hour conversation with someone about Cornish gay men.
Nina Campbell: Are you sure it wasn't "Cornish game hen"?
Dr. Dick Solomon: That's what I said: "Cornish gay men"! Aren't you listening?


"3rd Rock from the Sun: The Tooth Harry (#3.26)" (1998)
Nina Campbell: Harry are you seeing anyone?
Harry Solomon: No I'm completely unattached, totally available, ready, willing and available
Nina Campbell: I'm not seeing anyone either and I was thinking since we like each other and both of us aren't seeing anyone, do you see where I'm going with this?
Harry Solomon: Yeah we can only be friends and nothing more
Nina Campbell: Yeah that's exactly where I'm going
Harry Solomon: The hell with friendship, I want you woman
[He kisses her]
Dr. Bankson: Nina I'm ready for you
Nina Campbell: I'll be right back
Harry Solomon: I'll be right here no matter what, no matter what occurs, what it takes, I'll be here, I'm one you can rely on
[sits on a man's lap]
Harry Solomon: I'm sorry but a promise is a promise

Nina Campbell: Harry I've been looking all over for the right guy, turns out he was right in my backyard
Harry Solomon: I once found a perfectly good comb in my backyard
[He kisses her, they lie on the bed, Nina finds the 20 dollars for the 4 teeth she had pulled out under the pillow]
Nina Campbell: What's this?
Harry Solomon: You weren't supposed to find that until tomorrow morning
Nina Campbell: You gave me 20 dollars?
Harry Solomon: Yeah well that's the going rate isn't it?
Nina Campbell: Going rate!
Harry Solomon: 5 bucks a pop
Nina Campbell: I think you need to get out
Harry Solomon: I thought we were going to have sex
Nina Campbell: Get out!
Harry Solomon: I don't think it's the men you've been dating, I think it's that you're a little bit moody


"3rd Rock from the Sun: Dick v. Strudwick (#4.21)" (1999)
Nina Campbell: You think you're the smartest man on the planet, don't you?
Dr. Dick Solomon: For the thousandth time, yes!


"3rd Rock from the Sun: Just Your Average Dick (#3.22)" (1998)
[Dick enters the office, soaking wet]
Dr. Dick Solomon: Damn that Channel 9 weatherman!
Dr. Mary Albright: What? It's not raining outside.
Dr. Dick Solomon: No, I cut through his yard and the sprinklers went off.
[Nina enters and sees that Dick is wet]
Nina Campbell: Car wash again?
Dr. Dick Solomon: Do you see any soap?


"3rd Rock from the Sun: Truth or Dick (#1.10)" (1996)
Nina Campbell: I knew you had a thing for her!
Dr. Dick Solomon: Yes, but I understand I'm not allowed to show it to her without her permission.


"3rd Rock from the Sun: Citizen Solomon (#4.19)" (1999)
Dr. Mary Albright: [after Dick hired her maid Kathy full time] What? You don't do that! You don't steal somebody's maid!
Nina Campbell: You stole her from Judith.
Dr. Mary Albright: I did not steal her. I lured her with money.
[to Dick]
Dr. Mary Albright: Give me back my maid!
Dr. Dick Solomon: I'm sorry, Mary. But Kathy is not some product to be bought or sold on the open market. She is a living breathing human being with feelings, thoughts and emotions. You don't *own* her!
[pause]
Dr. Dick Solomon: *I* do.


"3rd Rock from the Sun: Les Liaisons Dickgereuses (#6.1)" (2000)
[first lines]
Dr. Mary Albright: [looking out of the window] There. Right there. That's where they're putting it. Unbelievable!
Nina Campbell: I know. How dare they attach the new wing of the museum onto the rest of the museum?


"3rd Rock from the Sun: The Loud Solomon Family: A Dickumentary (#5.9)" (2000)
Dr. Dick Solomon: Why do these people get to have their life stories in the paper? What makes them so special?
Nina Campbell: Those are the obituaries.
Dr. Dick Solomon: Well, I want one about me!
Nina Campbell: Hopefully soon.


"3rd Rock from the Sun: Post-Nasal Dick (#1.2)" (1996)
Dr. Dick Solomon: Nina, are you married?
Nina Campbell: No.
Dr. Dick Solomon: Well, why not? What are you doing wrong?
Nina Campbell: You sound just like my mother.
Dr. Dick Solomon: That must be very confusing for you.


"3rd Rock from the Sun: Collect Call for Dick (#4.4)" (1998)
Nina Campbell: Oh my god, you've got a jiggly pig!
Dr. Dick Solomon: I do not!


"3rd Rock from the Sun: Tom, Dick and Mary (#3.10)" (1997)
Nina Campbell: [about Dick & Mary] I thought the two of you were over. Why do all men think once they plant the flag, they own the mountain?
Dr. Dick Solomon: I spent two years climbing that mountain, and I am not about to let another man yodel on it!