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Paul Pfeiffer (Character)
from "The Wonder Years" (1988)

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"The Wonder Years: Broken Hearts and Burgers (#5.24)" (1992)
Paul Pfeiffer: Kev, you've gotta do something about this.
Kevin Arnold: Like what?
Paul Pfeiffer: Like, talk to her.
Chuck Coleman: Yeah, always worked for me.
Paul Pfeiffer: When did it work for you?
Chuck Coleman: Well... hypothetically.

"The Wonder Years: Lunch Stories (#5.18)" (1992)
Paul Pfeiffer: [to Chuck] Sheila! Sheila! Why don't you just go talk to her?
Chuck Coleman: I can't.
Ricky Halsenbach: Why not?
Chuck Coleman: She's eating.
Paul Pfeiffer: It's cafeteria, Chuck.
Chuck Coleman: Paul, you can't ask a girl out when she's eating. It's like a landmine. I mean what happens when she smiles and she has all these particles of tuna on her teeth? She'd be humiliated! You can't recover from something like that.

"The Wonder Years: The Test (#6.9)" (1992)
Paul Pfeiffer: This test could determine our entire future.
Kevin Arnold: What's that supposed to mean?
Paul Pfeiffer: Well it means you have to score fourteen-hundred this year to even be considered by the Ivy Leagues. And what college you go to determines what grad school you go to which determines what kind of job you get and what contacts you're gonna make and who your friends are gonna be and what type of house you're gonna live in and what the rest of your life could be like.
Jeff Billings: Are you sure you didn't leave anything else out, Paul?
Paul Pfeiffer: Yeah, you got some pudding on your pants.