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: So. Where shall we go? Mark
: Fancy a Whopper? Wendy
: Sure. We can always eat afterwards.
: She seems quite distant sometimes. It's killing me. We're talking permanent erection here. There's a medical term for that. Isn't there? Steven Carter
: Uh, Yeah..."Sad Bastard"
] Steven Carter
: I came late to sex. I was nearly ten. That's when my friend Mark Watkins told me how babies were made. Young Steve
: Really? Are you sure? Young Mark
: Yeah. Honest. I saw it on one of my dad's videos. Steven Carter
: For over a year after that I thought babies were made when two women tied a man to a bed and covered his willy with ice cream.