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: Listen, astrology is a a science. Doris Schwartz
: And my mother's a duck.
: Leroy, who gave you the right to quit this? Leroy Johnson
: President Lincoln, that's who gave me the right. He stopped that kinda stuff you're doing years ago!
: Do you read music? Coco Hernandez
: Only on Tuesdays.
: Why you always got your head buried in this thing, what's this all about? Coco Hernandez
: [indicating her trade paper
] Leroy, get it straight, this is my bible, alright? Leroy Johnson
: Bible? The first bible I've ever seen with ads for female mud-wrestling in it.
] Quentin Morloch
: Hernandez! Where is this trip taking you? Coco Hernandez
: To the stars, man. To the stars!
: Well Puerto Ricans are island people. They think better if surrounded by water. Doris Schwartz
: Well, tell the guy to buy a hot tub.
: I didn't hear you knock, man. Danny Amatullo
: How could you? This place is sound proof.
: [the girls are fighting over Leroy
] You know what they say? The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice. Hilary van Doren
: Yes, but who wants diabetes?
: [reading from 'Back Stage'
] Listen to this: auditions for musical. Open roles for talented ethnic actresses. Must sing, dance and play eighteen to twenty-five. Bruno Martelli
: You know, 'ethnic' could mean Jewish. Coco Hernandez
: I'll convert. Bruno Martelli
: You don't look it. Coco Hernandez
: I'll wear extra make-up.
: Because suicide goes against what I believe about the universe. Doris Schwartz
: Huh? Coco Hernandez
: Listen, the stars tell us what's gonna happen, and that's fate. And to me, life is like a huge dance and fate is the choreographer. Now fate gives us our own individual dance. But we choose how to dance that dance. And I don't wanna interfere with the power of fate.