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: After we get that mustache, maybe we can do those armpits. and then... we can do your knuckles. And your back, Your legs... your ass.
: [while contemplating how to get back the money stolen from the house safe
] Though I hardly think this is the appropriate time to ask, but what about the tape? Adam
] What tape? Doofer
: The tape of Adam humpin' the Tri Pis, man.
[Adam looks up in surprise
: [turns around
] Doofer, what are you saying? Doofer
: [cuts to a flashback, Doofer narrates. Doofer stumbles into his room, drunk
] I had just gotten done studying for some school when I notice that Adam's speaker was tipped over
[trips over Adam's speaker in his drunken haze
: Inside of it was a video camera rigged with a motion detector. I carefully traced back the source to a footlocker at the bottom of Adam's closet, which was... you know, already unlocked
[Doofer tries to pick and hammer the lock open, but finally succeeds in blowing it off with a revolver
: . Inside the footlocker was a video cassette recorder. But naturally, since it was his private property, I didn't touch anything
[Doofer hits play on the VCR, which starts up a home video of Adam having sex with a Tri Pi
: . You could see the safe right next to his bed! Adam
] You were watching my tape? Doofer
: [under his breath
] ... Noooooooo
[cuts to Doofer eating popcorn and "cleaning up" with tissue