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Emily Walburn (Character)
from Major Payne (1995)

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Major Payne (1995)
Major Payne: Maybe what he need is for you to pop your titty out his mouth and let the boy grow up.
Emily: Excuse me, what did you say?
Major Payne: I didn't stutter, I said pop-your-titty-out-his-mouth AND STOP BABYING HIM.
Emily: I don't call it babying, I call it nurturing.
Major Payne: And I call it neutering.
Emily: And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, edictorial, ego maniacal, frigid lunatic ASSHOLE!
Major Payne: I ain't frigid.

Emily: [She and Tiger enter Major Payne's office] Apparently he had a little accident.
Major Payne: Apparently he pissed all over the front of his pants.
Emily: Well maybe that's because he's six.
Major Payne: Because he's six? Woman, when I was six years old I had a full time job.

[Major Payne has shaved the children bald]
Emily: Major Payne, can you please help me to understand why you shaved the children bald?
Major Payne: Oh, that's my little incentive program. These boys have to earn their do... their hair-do that is. Heh,Heh,Heh.

Emily: He's trying to show you some affection.
Major Payne: I don't like it. It makes me feel all funny.

Major Payne: Maybe I like you.
Emily: Just like?
Major Payne: Maybe I like you a lot.
Emily: That's it?
Major Payne: Don't push the "maybes", baby.

Emily: Here. I want you to read this book. Read it. Apply it.
Major Payne: The ABC's Of Being A Positive Male Role Model?

Major Payne: I surprised you ain't dropped 'bout 12 puppies by now. Ain't you never been married?
Emily: Yeah, I was.
Major Payne: What happened? You terminate his command?
Emily: No, actually he left. I wanted children, he didn't.

Emily: [as Payne is hazing the cadets by making them run around the Madison campus in drag] Major, WHAT are the boys doing in those DRESSES?
Major Benson Winifred Payne: Oh, they're just puttin' on a fashion show.
Emily: Do you really think THIS is the best way to gain the respect and admiration of these young men?
Major Benson Winifred Payne: They may not like me, but they WILL respect me.
Emily: Let me be more direct: they HATE you.
Major Benson Winifred Payne: Good. It'll draw 'em close together, make 'em a team.
Emily: That's a very cynical plan!
Major Benson Winifred Payne: Yeah, well at least it won't backfire. Besides, they started it.