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[Kansas's mom sends Betty doll masks
: [reading card
] Be careful, have fun. Ski masks are so done. Use these masks to fight the power and never bend over in the shower.
: I'm sorry, can someone else please run the board? It's creepy, it's wrong, and it goes against the teachings of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Kansas
: Hannah, in order to get real answers from the Netherworld, you've gotta have a Christian virgin run the board. Your kind is pure of heart, the devil won't dick with you.
: I'm gonna be someone's bald bitch!
: Technically I don't think I'm a virgin anymore. This past summer at church camp I think I had my first orgasm. Kansas
: Any sentence that starts with church camp ain't leading to the big O. Cleo Miller
: That's not true Kansas. All those pictures of Jesus all sweaty and bare-chested on the cross always made me kinda hot. Diane
: I want to hear. Hannah
: Okay, so one night I want out horseback riding with the nuns - they went every night and we're trotting pretty hard you know. And suddenly I feel-i feel just super alive. You know.
: [at the ouija board
] Who made up the one-question-a-week rule anyway?
: And Tim Conoway was very funny. And they all learned a lot from the experience a... Kansas
: Wait a minute. You watched The Apple FUCKING Dumpling Gang?