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: Did you say you are pregnant or you were pregnant. You had it, threw it out, and now you're gonna go dance all night?
: Can you imagine, Conan's head on Keanu's body? Unstoppable.
: Technically I don't think I'm a virgin anymore. This past summer at church camp I think I had my first orgasm. Kansas
: Any sentence that starts with church camp ain't leading to the big O. Cleo Miller
: That's not true Kansas. All those pictures of Jesus all sweaty and bare-chested on the cross always made me kinda hot. Diane
: I want to hear. Hannah
: Okay, so one night I want out horseback riding with the nuns - they went every night and we're trotting pretty hard you know. And suddenly I feel-i feel just super alive. You know.
: [They are about to rob a bank, and Cleo does something wrong
] I'm sorry, Kansas. Kansas
: No! God, Rule number two, no names! No goddamn names you retard! Cleo Miller
: Well excuse me, White Trash Betty!
: The baby's got two heads! Lucy Whitman
: It's twins! Diane
: I'm not just super fat!