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Dr. John Harvey Kellogg (Character)
from The Road to Wellville (1994)
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- "Adam Ruins Everything"
- Adam Ruins Nutrition (2015) TV episode, Played by David Theune (as Dr. Kellogg)
- Adam Ruins Sex (2015) TV episode, Played by David Theune (as Dr. Kellogg)
- "CollegeHumor Originals"
- The Real Reason You're Circumcised (2014) TV episode, Played by David Theune (as John Kellogg)
- "Drunk History"
- Detroit (2013) TV episode, Played by Owen Wilson (as John Harvey Kellogg)
- "The Genesis of Healing"
- Graham/Kellogg (2008) TV episode, Played by Larry Jack Dotson
- The Road to Wellville (1994) Played by Anthony Hopkins
- "Civil Wars"
- A Bus Named Desire (1992) TV episode, Played by Jeff McCarthy (as John Kellogg)
Interviewer: Sir, how often should one evacuate one's bowels?
Dr. John Harvey Kellogg: One should never, ever, interrupt one's desire to defecate. I have inquired at the Bronx and London Zoos as to the daily bowel evacuations of primates. It is not once, twice, or three times, sir, but four. At the end of an average day, their cages are filled with a veritable mountain of natural health.
Interviewer: And, sex?
Dr. John Harvey Kellogg: Sex is the sewer drain of a healthy body, sir! Any use of the sexual act other than procreation is a waste of vital energy! Wasted seeds are wasted lives!
Interviewer: Uh, eating meat?
Dr. John Harvey Kellogg: "He that killeth the ox is as if he slew a man." Each juicy morsel of meat is alive, and swarming with the same filth as found in the carcass of a dead rat. Meat eaters, sir, are drowning in a tide of gore. What is a sausage? A sausage is an indigestible balloon of decayed beef, riddled with tuberculosis. Eat and die! For I have seen many a repentant meat glutton his body full of uric acid and remorse, his soul adrift on the raft in the ocean of poisonous slime, sloshin' against the walls of the body's kitchen.
Dr. John Harvey Kellogg: The liver is the only thing standing between the smoker and death! Also certain other things have to be avoided... like, uh, feather beds, and romantic novels... and the, uh, touching of one's organs. Masturbation is the silent killer of the night! The vilest sin of self-pollution! It is the sin of Onan!
Interviewer: Uh, Dr. Kellogg, how did you come to invent the corn flake?
Dr. John Harvey Kellogg: The corn flake, sir, is just one of my 75 creations for heathy livin', among them peanut butter and the electric blanket.
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