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Quotes for
Charles Ossining (Character)
from The Road to Wellville (1994)

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The Road to Wellville (1994)
Charles Ossining: With friends like you, who needs enemas?

Charles Ossining: The doctor is a very great man.
George Kellogg: He's a fuck pig! I hate him!

Charles: You hooked me like a fish, Bender. You scaled me, you gutted me, you stuffed me and fried me, chewed me up, swallowed me, and shat me out again!

[Charlie is waiting outside in the rain for Bender. A kid approaches him]
Ernest O'Reilly: You Charlie Ossining?
Charles Ossining: Yes.
Ernest O'Reilly: Mr. Bender says you're to come with me.
Charles Ossining: Good God boy, where's the cab?
Ernest O'Reilly: No cab, Mr. Bender says to walk.
Charles Ossining: Is it far?
Ernest O'Reilly: It wouldn't be if we weren't walking.