Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman
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Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman (Character)
from Malibu's Most Wanted (2003)

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Malibu's Most Wanted (2003)
B-Rad: And If I work hard, I can be the biggest rapper there ever was?
Ronnie Rizzat: Rapper? Hell, no, you stink.
B-Rad: Don't be hatin'.
Ronnie Rizzat: I'd rather eat garbage then listen to your tired-ass rhymes.

Brad Gluckman: I got sumtin' to say, and I need the world to hear it. I'm a lyricologist. I can rap about anything. Shrink, shrink. Blinkity-blink. Tried to make me think. Wanna go to my sink. And vomit. Clean it up wit' Comet. Earth is my planet. See? I'm the shiznit.

Brad Gluckman: My name is B-rad. Not Robbie van Winkle. I like my lattes non-fat and don't fo-get the sprinkle.

Brad Gluckman: Traffic, traffic lookin' fo my chapstick, feelin' kinda car sick, there's a Ford Maverick.

B-Rad: Stuart Little?
Ronnie Rizzat: Negro please. That little white rat ain't got nuttin' on me.

B-Rad: I'm gonna be on the campaign trizzy too, 24/7. you know, kissin' babies and whatnot.

PJ: If you jacked it, how come you got a receipt?
B-Rad: I stole that too.

Tec: Hey, yo, that was ill. Hey, where'd you learn that from?
B-rad: Grand Theft Auto 3.
Tec: Word? Can I borrow that?
B-rad: You got a, uh, Playstation 2?
Tec: Nah, I got GameCast.
B-rad: GameCast? Well, there's GameCube and then there's Dreamcast. Which you got?
Tec: Well, I said I got Gamecast, man. Damn! I can't afford it!

[seeing a scary movie]
B-Rad: RUN, BITCH! HE GONNA KIIILLLLL YOU!

B-Rad: [to his parents and psychiatrist about when he becomes a famous rapper] I'll buy you ALL cars.

B-Rad: [on being kidnapped and shoved into the trunk of a car] Shotgun!

PJ: What make you think you know what goes down up in the hood anyway?
B-rad: BET.

B-rad: KING KONG... AIN'T GOT NOTHIN'... ON ME! AAAAAGHHHHHH!
[starts firing pistols wildly]

B-Rad: I think today is a good day to die, don't you? YAY YAAAAAYYYY!

B-Rad: [to Tec] You that weak fuck from the club.

B-Rad: I got a PHD. Poser Hater Degree.

B-Rad: Shondra?
Shondra: Yeah, it's Shondra. But I guess I wasn't good enough for you, huh?
B-Rad: What?
Shondra: You had to creep up in the hood and get two more!
Sister #1: Oh, no she didn't.
Sister #2: Yes, she did.
Sister #1: Yes, she did.

Uncle Louie: What's the theme of your party, kid? Star Wars? Baseball? Superheroes?
13 yr. Old Brad: It's O.P.P., bitch!