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: And If I work hard, I can be the biggest rapper there ever was? Ronnie Rizzat
: Rapper? Hell, no, you stink. B-Rad
: Don't be hatin'. Ronnie Rizzat
: I'd rather eat garbage then listen to your tired-ass rhymes.
: I got sumtin' to say, and I need the world to hear it. I'm a lyricologist. I can rap about anything. Shrink, shrink. Blinkity-blink. Tried to make me think. Wanna go to my sink. And vomit. Clean it up wit' Comet. Earth is my planet. See? I'm the shiznit.
: My name is B-rad. Not Robbie van Winkle. I like my lattes non-fat and don't fo-get the sprinkle.
: Traffic, traffic lookin' fo my chapstick, feelin' kinda car sick, there's a Ford Maverick.
: Stuart Little? Ronnie Rizzat
: Negro please. That little white rat ain't got nuttin' on me.
: I'm gonna be on the campaign trizzy too, 24/7. you know, kissin' babies and whatnot.
: If you jacked it, how come you got a receipt? B-Rad
: I stole that too.
: Hey, yo, that was ill. Hey, where'd you learn that from? B-rad
: Grand Theft Auto 3. Tec
: Word? Can I borrow that? B-rad
: You got a, uh, Playstation 2? Tec
: Nah, I got GameCast. B-rad
: GameCast? Well, there's GameCube and then there's Dreamcast. Which you got? Tec
: Well, I said I got Gamecast, man. Damn! I can't afford it!
[seeing a scary movie
: RUN, BITCH! HE GONNA KIIILLLLL YOU!
: [to his parents and psychiatrist about when he becomes a famous rapper
] I'll buy you ALL cars.
: [on being kidnapped and shoved into the trunk of a car
: What make you think you know what goes down up in the hood anyway? B-rad
: KING KONG... AIN'T GOT NOTHIN'... ON ME! AAAAAGHHHHHH!
[starts firing pistols wildly
: I think today is a good day to die, don't you? YAY YAAAAAYYYY!
: [to Tec
] You that weak fuck from the club.
: I got a PHD. Poser Hater Degree.
: Shondra? Shondra
: Yeah, it's Shondra. But I guess I wasn't good enough for you, huh? B-Rad
: What? Shondra
: You had to creep up in the hood and get two more! Sister #1
: Oh, no she didn't. Sister #2
: Yes, she did. Sister #1
: Yes, she did.
: What's the theme of your party, kid? Star Wars? Baseball? Superheroes? 13 yr. Old Brad
: It's O.P.P., bitch!