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: Let's say we *do* find oil. What happens then? Young Shawn
: All of our dreams come true. I'll be rich, and you'll work for me.
] Young Gus
: [1987 - digging a giant hole in Shawn's back yard
] How can you be sure it's down there? Young Shawn
: I can feel it in my bones, Gus. All great oil wild-catters have that ability: me, Getti, Clampett, Crisco, and Wesson.
[young Shawn and Gus are starting a club
] Henry Spencer
: You know, a club needs regulations, bylaws. You guys got any rules? Young Gus
: Yes. No girls! Young Shawn
: And everybody has to be under twelve. No old guys. Young Gus
: And they have to have a love of correct grammar. Young Shawn
: That's not a rule! Young Gus
: You said we could have one special rule. That's mine. Young Shawn
: And that's the best rule you could think of? Young Gus
: I think you mean, that's the best rule *of which* you could think. Young Shawn
: [gets up
] I'm not being in a club with this! Young Gus
: Fine! I don't need you and your misplaced prepositions!
: Now listen, we don't get to go out very often, so I want you to order something special. Harbor Grill is one of the nicest restaurants in Santa Barbara. Young Gus
: I'm gonna have nachos!
: [dressed as Roland Orzabal from Tears for Fears and annoyed that Gus showed up dressed as Michael Jackson instead of Billy Ocean
] Why would Michael Jackson sing with Roland Orzabal? Young Gus
: Why would Billy Ocean sing with Roland Orzabal? Young Shawn
: Because he's awesome.
: For every action there is an opposite and equal reaction. Who? Young Gus
: Isaac Newton. Third law of motion. Henry Spencer
: And how does that apply to the nature of man? Anyone? Shawn? Young Shawn
: You push. They push back. Henry Spencer
: Correct. Why? Young Shawn
: Because man is a stupid creature who would rather fight than use his brain. Henry Spencer
: And what idiot said that? Young Gus
, Young Shawn
: You did.