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Buzz McNab (Character)
from "Psych" (2006)

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"Psych: Gus's Dad May Have Killed an Old Guy (#2.10)" (2007)
Shawn Spencer: Buzz McNab! Christmas spirits told me to give this to you.
[Shawn gives Buzz a BB gun]
McNab: Oh my goodness, a Daisy Red Ryder! I had one of these when I was a kid. It was the reason I wanted to become a policeman.
Shawn Spencer: Well, Merry Christmas from me and Gus.
McNab: Thanks, guys.
[Buzz walks away, cradling the gun]
Burton 'Gus' Guster: He's going to shoot his eye out.
Shawn Spencer: Yes, he is.

Shawn Spencer: What I'm sensing here, ladies and gentlemen, is murder.
Carlton Lassiter: Spencer, old people are always offing themselves over the holidays.
McNab: Oh, according to CSU, Shawn might be right.
Shawn Spencer: Colorado State University.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Crime Scene Unit.
Shawn Spencer: Them too.

"Psych: There's Something About Mira (#2.11)" (2008)
Rusty: [about Lassiter and O'Hara] They took my candy bar.
McNab: They took my watch.

Juliet O'Hara: McNab!
Carlton Lassiter: We're commandeering your watch.
McNab: [laughs] You're commandeering my...
Carlton Lassiter: Watch!
McNab: Okay.

"Psych: Disco Didn't Die. It Was Murdered! (#3.5)" (2008)
Buzz McNab: [Lassiter and O'Hara walk into the police station looking like road-kill] What happened to you guys?
Carlton Lassiter: The diamond smuggling case that Detective O'Hara wanted to take didn't go quite as planned.
Juliet O'Hara: That *I* wanted to take! You're the one who insisted on it, Mr. *Head* Detective.

[O'Hara and Lassiter trick McNab into taking their unwanted case]
Buzz McNab: Wow! Thanks, guys. This means a lot. The fact that you think so highly of me that...
Carlton Lassiter: Yeah, yeah, we love you. Get back to work.

"Psych: Rob-a-Bye Baby (#2.8)" (2007)
McNab: Listen, I got a call about two creepy dudes hanging out on the playground.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Really? I haven't seen anything, but I'll keep my eyes open.
Shawn Spencer: Yeah, we've just been here hanging out in the bushes.
Shawn Spencer: Oh, boy...

"Psych: Pilot (#1.1)" (2006)
Shawn Spencer: I got the information because... I'm psychic.
Carlton Lassiter: Get him out of here!
Shawn Spencer: Oh boy!
[leans against the door, looks at the desk sergeant]
Shawn Spencer: Your grandmother would be so proud.
Desk Sergeant: You spoke to her?
Shawn Spencer: I did. She's safe, comfortable. She wants you to stop spending all your money on those charlatans.
Desk Sergeant: The palm readers?
Shawn Spencer: The palm readers.
Lucinda: Okay, just to be clear, um, you're claiming to be a psychic, Mr. Spencer.
Shawn Spencer: [moves his hands around until one is pointing at Lassiter and the other at Lucinda] How else would I know that you two are sleeping together? 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 1...
[turns to Officer McNab]
Shawn Spencer: When's the wedding?
McNab: May 3rd - wait, how'd you know?
Shawn Spencer: I'm getting dance lessons for a wedding reception and you are getting good!
McNab: Wow! That's amazing.
Carlton Lassiter: Oh, come on! Who's buying this?
[McNab, the desk sergeant, and a guy in a holding cell all raise their hands]

"Psych: Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Piece (#1.3)" (2006)
Juliet O'Hara: [on Lassiter's theory of the crime] It does seem very elaborate.
McNab: And just a bit far-fetched.
Carlton Lassiter: Are you a detective? Why are you here?
McNab: You asked for all of us to come.
Carlton Lassiter: Oh, well, officer, since you're such an expert on fetching, why don't you go fetch me a cup of coffee?

"Psych: Shawn Gets the Yips (#4.5)" (2009)
Buzz McNab: The doctors say I have a severe concussion, but I fine feel.

"Psych: This Episode Sucks (#6.3)" (2011)
Carlton Lassiter: The girl, McNab! What did you find out about the girl I met last night?
Buzz McNab: Oh, I might need a little more to gone on, sir.
Carlton Lassiter: What more do you need? What more do you need? I told you she's blonde and pale and perfect and beautiful and perfect! So get me a name and get me an address... and get me some aspirin.

"Psych: Shawn Takes a Shot in the Dark (#4.9)" (2009)
Carlton Lassiter: [as McNab runs over to open his car door] Whoa! Easy there! Keep those oversized mitts off the car. This is a brand new issued vehicle. It's cherry and its going to stay that way. It's almost too sweet to drive.
Buzz McNab: [sniffs] Mmmmm... Smells like new car plus lemons.
Carlton Lassiter: Yeah, it does!
Buzz McNab: [looks in car window] Is that leather?
Carlton Lassiter: Pleather. Closest thing to it, though.