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: You know what, boys? Why don't you just let me take care of it. You treat a hot girl like dirt, and she'll stick to you like mud.
: Why don't you watch where you're going, you skanky-ass bi-atch. Girl at Trendy Club
: [slaps Sam
] Cocksucker. Sam
: Slut. Girl at Trendy Club
: Buttwipe. Sam
: Hoe. Girl at Trendy Club
: Monkey boy.
[Sam flexes his pecs
] Girl at Trendy Club
: I have something to say to you... and I think that it's important that I say it out of the cage.
: Professor Markoe! Thank God you're here! I was hit by a truck today. Professor Markoe
: Well, you alright? Head T.A. Philip
, Bruna, the Office Manager
: He was hit by a truck!
: When I say happy, you say birthday! Happy! Dave
: Birthday! Dave
: Happy! Dave
: Birthday! Singing Waiter
: When I say birthday, you say party! Birthday! Dave