Sam Schechter
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Quotes for
Sam Schechter (Character)
from Slackers (2002)

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Slackers (2002)
Sam: You know what, boys? Why don't you just let me take care of it. You treat a hot girl like dirt, and she'll stick to you like mud.

Sam: Why don't you watch where you're going, you skanky-ass bi-atch.
Girl at Trendy Club: [slaps Sam] Cocksucker.
Sam: Slut.
Girl at Trendy Club: Buttwipe.
Sam: Hoe.
Girl at Trendy Club: Monkey boy.
[Sam flexes his pecs]
Girl at Trendy Club: OH!

Sam: I have something to say to you... and I think that it's important that I say it out of the cage.

Sam: Professor Markoe! Thank God you're here! I was hit by a truck today.
Professor Markoe: Well, you alright?
Head T.A. Philip, Bruna, the Office Manager: He was hit by a truck!

Singing Waiter: When I say happy, you say birthday! Happy!
Dave, Jeff, Sam: Birthday!
Dave, Jeff, Sam: Happy!
Dave, Jeff, Sam: Birthday!
Singing Waiter: When I say birthday, you say party! Birthday!
Dave, Jeff, Sam: Party!