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: I trust you've slept well? Mr Johnson
: We had rather a rough night actually. Richard Twat
: Ah well, the perils of adultery.
: I merely brushed your arm! Richard Twat
: Well, we have already established that you're a liar, Mr Jones. Mr Johnson
: Look, Mr Twat... Richard Twat
: It's pronounced "Thwaite"! Mr Johnson
: Well, It's spelled twat.
[pointing at Richie's name on the desk
] Mr Johnson
: T-W-A-T Twat! Richard Twat
: Could you keep your voice down please? We do have normal guests, as well.
: I trust you two both washed. Mr Johnson
: Actually, the water was cold. Richard Twat
: That's no reason not to wash, is it? Good grief, we are British, you know. We invented cold showers to stop people masturbating. Oh, I see, maybe that's why you are so upset about the lack of hot water.