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: He's right you know. Twins
: Can I borrow your starch? Jake Huard
: Look, I don't get it. Why are you still here? Twins
: You want to know why I stay in this room? Jake Huard
: Yeah. Twins
: Cause Jake, you're my Mississippi. Jake Huard
: I'm your what? Twins
: People who live in Arkansas, you know what their favorite state is? Jake Huard
: No. Twins
: Mississippi. Cause Mississippi's the only thing that keeps Arkansas from being the worst state in the whole country. Jake Huard
: I'm Mississippi. Twins
: Well you sure as hell ain't California. Listen, Cole and Whitaker are so busy tryin' to run you out they forgot about me. As a matter of fact, they've forgotten about every other plebe in this whole company. That's why I stay in this room Jake. Cause if Mississippi quits, then all of a sudden Arkansas is the worst state in the whole country.
: What are you looking at? Porn? Twins
: It's not porn.
: Hey, you guys looking at porn? Twins
: Hey, Huard? I said, I'll see you after leave. Jake Huard
: Sir, yes, sir.
: [on "North" Beach diet
] Not only am I the president, but I'm also a client.
: Come on you Butterball move it! Twins
: Sir, I'm trying, Sir! Whitaker
: Stop trying and do it! Twins
: Sir, yes, sir! Whitaker
: You know what, I'm gonna start calling you Twins, do you know why, Twins? Twins
: Sir, because I carry the weight of two normal people, sir Whitaker
: Oh you're smart too, so you can realize that if your fat ass doesn't make it up that obstacle your fat ass will be separated! Do you understand Twins? Twins
: Sir, yes, sir