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: Well, let's hang these flowers and get that jacket in some water.
: She's gay... Heck
: As a tennis player.
: [Rachel and Heck are having breakfast in bed
] I like this jam. It's really good jam. I should make jam. I could, you know. Rachel
: 'Course you could. Heck
: You don't think I could. Rachel
: Not for a second. Heck
: Anyway, I was talking to Rob yesterday. Rachel
: That man's an ass. Heck
: That man *is* an ass. But he's got this really sweet girlfriend. God knows what she found to love about him, but she does. He cheats on her like a nutter.
[Rachel gets up and starts to get dressed
: Oh, come back to bed. Rachel
: I'm up now. Does she know? Heck
: Well, I'm like, 'If you want to leave, tell her.' Are you really up? Rachel
: I really am. Maybe he doesn't want to leave. Maybe he doesn't know what he wants. Heck
: Anyway, he should figure it out before someone gets hurt... Why are you looking at me? Rachel
: 'Cause you're a good person. Heck
: You wait till I make jam. Then I'll rock your world.
: It's porn, right? It's degrading. It's offensive. Rachel
: God yes. Heck
: Yeah. Let's watch it anyway. Come on, Rach, I mean, things have been getting slack in that department recently. I know it's my fault, and it's... yeah. Rachel
: No, it's mine... I... uh... but I don't want to watch this. Heck
] Why not? Rachel
: It doesn't turn me on. Heck
: Makes one of us.
: I'm 29 years old. Heck
: You're 31. Coop
: Precisely my point. I'm getting older. And I see you... I see what you've got with... I can see that stability. And the trust, and permanence. And I think... God, I'm glad I'm not you.
: [Rachel wants to have sex in a park late at night
] We've got a flat. It's a good one. And I've confiscated your mother's key so she can't sneak up on us anymore. I swear that woman's got a sex radar.
: It's not you leaving that's going to kill me. It's you loving someone more. Rachel
: No. you're not walking way. Don't... don't walk away from me. Heck
: Yeah keep saying that. Pretend this is my choice. Rachel
: What do you MEAN? Heck
: Oh come on Rachel. We both know you'd have left me in the end. Rachel
: That's not true. Heck
: YES IT IS! Heck
: Yes it is. I want you to be happy. More than anything else I wanted to be the cause of happiness in you. But if I'm not, then I can't stand in the way, you see? Because what you're feeling now, Rachel, is the unstoppable force. Which means that I've got to move.
: You know I want you to be happy. And more than anything, I wanted to be the cause of happiness in you.
: So, what about you? Are you married? Ever been married, ever going to get married? Luce
: No. No. Maybe now that the law's changed. Heck
: How do you mean? Luce
: Well, I'm gay. Heck
: [chuckles, then realizes that it's not a joke
] Mmm... well done.
: Edie, are you gay? Edie
: Am I gay?
: I'm ecstatic!
: Heck, I've got a question. Tessa
: Not now. Heck
: What's the question, H? H
: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Heck
: [thinks for a few seconds, then replies
] I haven't got a bastard clue, I'm afraid. Tessa
: There you are, you see. Now we can let him get married in peace.
[She starts to lead H to the church to find a seat for the wedding
: [Catches H before Tessa can take her away completely
] It never happens. If there's a thing that can't be stopped, it's not possible for there to be something else which can't be moved, and vice versa. They can't both exist. You see, it's a trick question is the answer. H
: [as Tessa leads her to the church
] Can she sit with me?
: [Standing at the altar with Heck
] I fancy that flower girl. Heck
: [Craning around to see if Rachel's coming
] Yeah, yeah, I know you do. Coop
: She likes me, right? I got a vibe that she likes me. Heck
: Coop, it's my wedding day. Can we talk about me? Coop
: Sure, yes.
[Turns with Heck to see if Rachel's coming. Waits a few seconds, then whispers
: Did you get the vibe that she likes me?
: You should ask her, you know. Heck
: Bless you but... I couldn't ask Rach if there is anything wrong that would be way too scary. Luce
: Why? Heck
: What if there is?
: How long is the flight anyway? Do you know? Zina
: About 24 hours. More than enough time.