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Amanda Shelton (Character)
from Simply Irresistible (1999)

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Simply Irresistible (1999)
Amanda Shelton: My friend Nolan told me this thing about men and sex, that they think about it 238 times a day and when they do they adjust their belts.
Tom Bartlett: That's ridiculous, no, no, not the belt- I meant the amount. That's ridiculous. Do the math I'm awake maybe 17 hours a day. Times 60 would be 1020, divided by 238, that would be sex about every 4 minutes... yeah, yeah, that's about right.
Amanda Shelton: I've been here 20 minutes.

Tom Bartlett: I think I've loved you since that first day in the market.
Amanda Shelton: You mean the day I had my hand up your pants. Men are so easy.
Tom Bartlett: Oh yeah.

Amanda Shelton: That's impossible.
Tom Bartlett: Why's that?
Amanda Shelton: One good sexual thought takes at least 20 minutes.

Tom Bartlett: Very bold plate selection, I might add. Explains the outfit.
Amanda Shelton: To eliminate a necklace would've taken another half hour.
Tom Bartlett: I see.
Amanda Shelton: Doesn't look like it takes you very long.
Tom Bartlett: Touché. I do seem to come out of the shower fully dressed in a blue suit.

Nolan Traynor: We can get other jobs.
Amanda Shelton: Sure, we can take out an add. We can afford it. "Situation Wanted: Shitty chef and sous chef seek restaurant to ruin."

Amanda Shelton: [trying to ask Tom out] Hi, Tom, it's Amanda. I just wanted to eat.

Amanda Shelton: Taste this.
Nolan Traynor: Mmmm... It's good.
Amanda Shelton: You do know you can't lie? It sucks. Ugh! It tastes like blue cheese and dirt.
Nolan Traynor: And there's only one thing worse than blue cheese and dirt.
Amanda Shelton, Nolan Traynor: Rum raisin.

Tom Bartlett: How did you get in here?
Amanda Shelton: The door.

Nolan Traynor: They all look dead.
Aunt Stella: No, no. I don't think they're dead at all. They're just in a trance.
Amanda Shelton: This is amazing.
Nolan Traynor: Did you say trance? So we can make them do whatever we want?
Aunt Stella: No, no. We couldn't, but she could.
Nolan Traynor: Amanda, you must make all the women love me and all the men give me their wallets.

Amanda Shelton: She's on something.
Nolan Traynor: Your food.

Amanda Shelton: Do all these elevators go to 4?
Tom Bartlett: Just pick one and press 4.

Amanda Shelton: [giving Tom the eclairs he forgot] I love dessert. It's the whole point of the meal.

Tom Bartlett: How do you know so much about paper airplanes?
Amanda Shelton: I hated algebra.