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: My friend Nolan told me this thing about men and sex, that they think about it 238 times a day and when they do they adjust their belts. Tom Bartlett
: That's ridiculous, no, no, not the belt- I meant the amount. That's ridiculous. Do the math I'm awake maybe 17 hours a day. Times 60 would be 1020, divided by 238, that would be sex about every 4 minutes... yeah, yeah, that's about right. Amanda Shelton
: I've been here 20 minutes.
: I think I've loved you since that first day in the market. Amanda Shelton
: You mean the day I had my hand up your pants. Men are so easy. Tom Bartlett
: Oh yeah.
: That's impossible. Tom Bartlett
: Why's that? Amanda Shelton
: One good sexual thought takes at least 20 minutes.
: Very bold plate selection, I might add. Explains the outfit. Amanda Shelton
: To eliminate a necklace would've taken another half hour. Tom Bartlett
: I see. Amanda Shelton
: Doesn't look like it takes you very long. Tom Bartlett
: Touché. I do seem to come out of the shower fully dressed in a blue suit.
: We can get other jobs. Amanda Shelton
: Sure, we can take out an add. We can afford it. "Situation Wanted: Shitty chef and sous chef seek restaurant to ruin."
: [trying to ask Tom out
] Hi, Tom, it's Amanda. I just wanted to eat.
: Taste this. Nolan Traynor
: Mmmm... It's good. Amanda Shelton
: You do know you can't lie? It sucks. Ugh! It tastes like blue cheese and dirt. Nolan Traynor
: And there's only one thing worse than blue cheese and dirt. Amanda Shelton
, Nolan Traynor
: Rum raisin.
: How did you get in here? Amanda Shelton
: The door.
: They all look dead. Aunt Stella
: No, no. I don't think they're dead at all. They're just in a trance. Amanda Shelton
: This is amazing. Nolan Traynor
: Did you say trance? So we can make them do whatever we want? Aunt Stella
: No, no. We couldn't, but she could. Nolan Traynor
: Amanda, you must make all the women love me and all the men give me their wallets.
: She's on something. Nolan Traynor
: Your food.
: Do all these elevators go to 4? Tom Bartlett
: Just pick one and press 4.
: [giving Tom the eclairs he forgot
] I love dessert. It's the whole point of the meal.
: How do you know so much about paper airplanes? Amanda Shelton
: I hated algebra.