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: Dooley, what is it about me that makes you so passionate? Dooley
: Well, it's not your looks, Lyman. I guess it's your job. Lyman
: And knowing your methods of law enforcement, I don't suppose that you have a search warrant? Dooley
: Dog ate it. You can hang around his tail for an hour.
: Do you know you have an animal growing out of your pants? Dooley
: Thanks, hon. I also have a dog here.
[Helicopter pilots are shooting up Dooley's car
: Well, it's not the Eyewitness News Team.
[Flames erupt underneath Dooley's car
: I think someone's mad at me.
[Dooley's car explodes
: DEFINITELY someone is mad at me.
: Alright, let's get one thing straight: The woman is mine! Now we're both members of the animal kingdom. You know that and I know that. And we both know that this thing is really primal. So if you think you're such a badass you just try that one more time and you're gonna end up in a pet cemetary! You remember the movie Old Yeller? You remember when they shot him in the end? I didn't cry! Now come on!
[Dooley meets Jerry Lee
: There he is, the best nose on the force. He could stick that snout in the wind right now and lead you to a stash in the middle of Tijuana. Dooley
: Listen, I gotta be up front with you. I got a real bad feeling about this dog. Brannigan
: Hey, tough shit. That's all I got. Not I want you to take care. Dooley
: Don't worry about the dog. Brannigan
: It's not the dog I'm worried about.
[Jerry Lee has just single handedly taken out an entire bar of thugs who where roughing up Dooley
: I want you to know that I'm the officer in charge here, Michael Dooley not Jerry Lee. Jerry Lee
: [looks at Dooley
: Don't you ever... Dooley
] *ever* pull anything like that again, without talking to me first Jerry Lee
: [puts his head down
: You lost it in there you know that, you lost control, we could be killed
: I needed you back here. Jerry Lee
: [slowly lifts his head and looks at Dooley
: What if they ran out?
: You could've got them here. Dooley
: You understand. Jerry Lee
: [looks down
: You think you got problems? I gotta to take my wife and kids on vacation. I've got a plane to catch in 3 hours. Dooley
: Plane? You said plane? Brannigan
: But I ain't gonna catch the plane because I gotta wait here for the SWAT team. Dooley
: Can I have the dog if I get you on the plane? You're airborne, you're airborne! Brannigan
: I'll tell you what, you get me on the plane and you can marry the goddamn dog! Dooley
: You got it! Brannigan
: Goddamn lunatic!
: [Dooley resolves a hostage situation by driving into it with his new car