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: Incidently, how big is my tab? Harry Snowden
: $572.33. Barney Hefner
: Excellent. Apply five... Nah, you better make that four dollars toward it.
: [after Barney Hefner drops Archie's new TV set
] I hope that was the sound of Harry dropping a beer glass. Harry Snowden
: Harry was nowhere near it. Archie Bunker
: That was the sound of Barney murdering my new TV. But stay tuned, because the next sound you're gonna hear is me murdering Barney!
: I couldn't go to that thing even if I wanted to. We're supposed to be busy in here tonight. Harry Snowden
: I can handle it. I think you should go to the school show. Archie Bunker
: I hate school shows. I've hated school shows ever since I was this high. God, will I never forget. There was always some kid pounding a piano, and there was always some four-eyed sissy torturing a violin, a fat slob reciting "Trees", and then there was always the black kid singing, "My Yiddishe Mome".