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Angela Montenegro (Character)
from "Bones" (2005)

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"Bones: The Boneless Bride in the River (#2.16)" (2007)
Angela Montenegro: [after watching Zack's attempt to use a balloon in place of a skull] That's just perverse.

Angela Montenegro: [to Zack and Cam] You know what you people lack? Whimsy. It's a genuine handicap.

Dr. Zack Addy: [to Cam] I think I have an idea for the face, if you can remove the head from the rest of the skin sack.
Angela Montenegro: Please, God, I am not out of earshot yet!

Dr. Camille Saroyan: [as Hodgins and Zack are inflating a head] This is - it's absolutely -
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Brilliant?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Useless! You need the exact shape of a skull to get a likeness. Not just a - This - Turn that off!
[Angela walks in]
Angela Montenegro: Oh my God! You guys are perverse!

Angela Montenegro: [referring to 2 skeletons on the table] I am going to draw them a wedding picture.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Okay. Well. You do that, we should find out who poisoned the victim and arrest him for murder.

Angela Montenegro: [referring to the 2 skeletons on the table and their pictures displayed above them] Wow. They kinda go together.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Because they're deceased?
Angela Montenegro: Yeah. But more than that. They're exactly same level of hotness.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Which is zero because they're skeletons.

Angela Montenegro: [Getting romantic about the 2 skeletons on the table] Wow. They kinda go together.
Angela Montenegro: [Later] They're exactly same level of hotness.
Angela Montenegro: [Later] She was ill, and he was ill. It's really too bad they never actually met.
Angela Montenegro: [Later] You ever think they're spirits actually did meet and are working to get their bones together her on the psychical plane?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: You mean like we're possessed and doing their bidding?

"Bones: The Man in the SUV (#1.2)" (2005)
Angela Montenegro: [of Booth] I think he likes you. God, if I were you, I'd buy a ticket on that ride.

Angela Montenegro: [about Brennan] She has enough pent-up sexual energy to power a small Midwestern city.

Angela Montenegro: Look I... I know you needed help out there... at the crime scene. And I wanted to... but...
Dr. Temperance Brennan: It's okay. You see it. I don't any more. I don't know what's worse.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: I'd like to get this data to Booth as soon as I can.
DHS Agent Bennett Gibson: [blocks her path and tries to reach for her notes] I'll take it.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: No. I don't think so. I work with *Booth*. That's my deal.
DHS Agent Bennett Gibson: Dr. Brennan, I have jurisdiction.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Then why don't I destroy my notes, and let you guarantee the identity of the remains?
[walks past Gibson. Angela walks up to Gibson]
Angela Montenegro: It's best to just ride it out. Like an earthquake.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: She dyed her hair. She lost weight. You know? She shove a little Botox in the forehead. She's still feeling guilty over the last fight she had with her husband!
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Oh, you are an insufferable arrogant... MAN!
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Oh, so only a woman could know a woman? I thought women wanted us to understand them.
Angela Montenegro: [moving closer to them] Not really a magician never *wants* to reveal her tricks.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: [turns to Angela] We're having a *private* conversation.
Angela Montenegro: I'm not here.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Angela tells them she talked to Booth's girlfriend] She's *spying* for you?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: No. No!
Zack Addy: If you have nothing in common, it's difficult to sublimate intense sexual attraction.
[Bones glares at Zack]
Zack Addy: And we hear it's been a while.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Okay, stop.
Angela Montenegro: He is *there* for the taking, honey.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Booth arrives] Okay I couldn't get his medical records.
[everyone stops and looks at Booth]
Special Agent Seeley Booth: What?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Nothing.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: We're going to have to run a simulation. I need you to input the skull and give me a face.
Angela Montenegro: You got it.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: [quietly] And no more talk about Booth. You shouldn't have gotten involved.
Angela Montenegro: That's what friends are for.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Please, Angela.

"Bones: The Killer in the Concrete (#2.18)" (2007)
Dr. Temperance Brennan: [to the Phone] Yes. This is Dr. Brennan at the Jeffersonian. I just received a call from Agent Booth that he's being held at
[motions to Angela for some papers]
Dr. Temperance Brennan: the Purdue Airfield in Oakville, Virginia. Send back up. I'm going in.
[hangs up the receiver]
Angela Montenegro: You just lied your ass off to the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
[Bones ignores the comment and leaves]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: That is so hot.

Angela Montenegro: I can't fight, or shoot a gun. But if something bad happens, I can spit with deadly accuracy.

Angela Montenegro: What can't you tell me?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: By definition, I can't tell you.

Angela Montenegro: All right, you're after a crazy old ice-pick hit man who has Booth. You need help. Look at my face. Do you *really* see me backing down?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: I - I already have help, Ange.
Angela Montenegro: From whom?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: From someone worse than Kennedy.
Angela Montenegro: Are you serious?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Don't say it!
Angela Montenegro: Your father is helping you?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: I have to go.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: Booth is being held by Melvin Gallagher.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: That's a leap. How do you know?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Can we just go with this please?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Of course not.
Angela Montenegro: Obviously, Brennan found out from her father who is a wanted fugitive.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Ange!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Now that I can go with.

Angela Montenegro: Has anybody noticed that everytime there is a panic situation all eyes turn to Hodgins?

Dr. Temperance Brennan: These are Gallagher's tax returns. We are looking for the purchase of any machine that can be used for anodization.
Angela Montenegro: What, like a copier, or...?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Oh, that's so cute. But, no.

"Bones: The Doctor in the Den (#4.17)" (2009)
Angela Montenegro: [Identifying the victim] Sad huh? He's handsome. He's hot really.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: All right, that's enough Angela.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [pause everyone looks strangely at Cam] Are you all right Dr. Saroyan?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: ...No. I knew Dr. Weston. We lived together for two years.

Angela Montenegro: OO. What's that smell? Are you wearing cologne?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It's urine. I found traces of uric acid on the victim's clothing.
Angela Montenegro: Oh.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It was the pheremones you found pleasing.
Angela Montenegro: Yeah. The, uh, pheremones in tiger urine.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well, I assume it's tiger urine. Cat was probably marking its territory.
Angela Montenegro: I was turned on by tiger urine?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Hodgins chuckles] Celibacy isn't easy Ang.

Angela Montenegro: Well there you go. He was playing the field and someone probably nicked him for it.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: How do you know?
Angela Montenegro: Because despite the fact that I would love to have my legs wrapped around one right now, men are awful.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Hodgins enters] Hey.
[the women glare at him]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Whoa. What'd I do?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: You're a man.

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Are you aware that lionesses do all the hunting?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes, and the males simply copulate and eat what the females catch.
Angela Montenegro: And when they get cranky, they eat the cubs... Men.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Wow. Before I flee for my life, the particles I found in the wounds around the femeral artery, ones I thought were mica, are scales.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Fish?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: No, snake. Can maybe have a species by tomorrow.
Angela Montenegro: Hey wanna stay and have a drink?
[Cam snaps her fingers]
Angela Montenegro: Oh yeah. We hate men.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I'm gonna go now.

Angela Montenegro: [Speaking of Hodgins] He does have a terrific ass.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Perhaps that's why you're always making him leave.

Angela Montenegro: OO. What's that smell? Are you wearing cologne?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It's urine. I found traces of uric acid on the victim's clothing.
Angela Montenegro: Oh.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It was the pheromones you found pleasing.
Angela Montenegro: Yeah. The, uh, pheromones in tiger urine.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well, I assume it's tiger urine. Cat was probably marking its territory.
Angela Montenegro: I was turned on by tiger urine?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Hodgins chuckles] Celibacy isn't easy Ange.
Angela Montenegro: Tell me about it. Sex is the glue and we were like epoxy.

"Bones: The Witch in the Wardrobe (#5.20)" (2010)
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Hold on, Wendell said that it was totally mutual. Said that you were wonderful.
Angela Montenegro: I'm not sure how I feel about you two discussing me.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Not "discussing" you, complimenting you... Okay, fine. No more compliments. You don't look good today. Your smile is average at best. And it is *not* cool that we finally get to work together again in the field.
Angela Montenegro: ...Okay find I can live with that.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: We live in a facist state.
Angela Montenegro: If you know that, then why did you taunt the guy with the gun?

Angela Montenegro: [as Hodgins is giving her a massage] Oh, thank you God. Oh.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: "God" is a little formal. "Hodgins" will do.

Angela Montenegro: It was like we were both playing chicken and then we - we both swerved.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: What we should've done is crashed right into each other.
Angela Montenegro: At the speed of light.

Angela Montenegro: That's not my real name.
Floyd Barber: How bad could it be?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah? Did you get mine? It's Stanley.
Angela Montenegro: Yeah. Yeah, well, my Dad is um, he's sort of unique. And well... he's Texan and uh, other things so, do you mind if I just whisper it to you?
Floyd Barber: That'll work.

Dr. Clark Edison: Nice cell.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It's not much, but we call it home.
Angela Montenegro: We're thinking of redoing the kitchen.

"Bones: The Verdict in the Story (#3.13)" (2008)
Angela Montenegro: [watching the defense exam evidence] I hate this. I *hate* it!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: What? Strangers on our forensic platform?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Ange doesn't like that we're on different sides.
Angela Montenegro: All of us together, and Brennan alone.

Angela Montenegro: If Brennan understands that we aren't crazily competitive about it, then we'll all come through this with our friendships intact.
Dr. Zack Addy: Besides, Dr. Brennan must realize that we're going to destroy them!
[everyone looks at Zack. Putting his hands on Zack's shoulders]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I will explain "crazily competitive" to Zack over and over again, until he gets it.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [as Angela's being escorted to prison for refusing to testify. Bones rises up] Angela please!
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Sit down!
Angela Montenegro: [Angela stops] Sweetie, this is one of those times when I know *I'm* right, and everyone else is *confused*!

Angela Montenegro: Friends don't send friends' fathers to the electric chair.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Maryland uses lethal injection.
Angela Montenegro: Well the principle still holds.

Angela Montenegro: All of us together, and Brennan alone.
Dr. Zack Addy: She's not alone. She's with those African-American people.

Angela Montenegro: If Brennan understands that we aren't crazily competetive about it, then we'll all come through with our friendships intact
Dr. Zack Addy: Besides, Dr. Brennan must realize that we are going to destroy them.

"Bones: Pilot (#1.1)" (2005)
Angela Montenegro: Can I, as the only normal person in this room, say... "eww"?

Angela Montenegro: Glug, glug, woohoo!

Angela Montenegro: [to the airport worker behind counter] Excuse me. Uh, you have a computer glitch at the arrivals board.
[man ignores Angela]
Angela Montenegro: Hello. Sir, excuse me. Yoo-hoo.
[man gestures for Angela to wait and continues to type]
Angela Montenegro: Great.
[Angela flashes him; he stops working]
Angela Montenegro: Yeah. Hi. The flight from Guatemala.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: [from behind] Tell me you tried "excuse me" first.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: Tell him where I'm going, ok?
[Brennan runs out]
Angela Montenegro: She didn't actually say where she was going, did she?

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [to Brennan] You really think I'm lusty?
[Brennan looks confused]
Angela Montenegro: The book.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: No, no, no. You're not in the book.
Zack Addy: Sure he is. We all are.

"Bones: The Skull in the Sculpture (#4.7)" (2008)
Dr. Lance Sweets: [Sitting together at a restaurant over dinner helping Angela work out her feelings and how she should go about her pursuing a her relationship with Roxie] It's exactly the same situation as the last time you were sitting here. Except, you know, you're quieter.
Angela Montenegro: No, that was about Hodgins. This is about Roxie.
Dr. Lance Sweets: [Loudly] You want to have sex with Roxie!
Angela Montenegro: What was that about quieter?
Dr. Lance Sweets: I'm sorry, I'm not certain you're being guided by your brain, that's all. Need can be confused with love. Fantasy can convince us that what we are feeling is love.
Angela Montenegro: So, you're saying is that this is all rebound?
Dr. Lance Sweets: Yeah.
Angela Montenegro: No, you don't understand love, Sweets.
Dr. Lance Sweets: I'm not as innocent as you might think.
Angela Montenegro: You have this bourgeois notion...
Dr. Lance Sweets: Bourgeois?
Angela Montenegro: ...that in order for love to be real it has to be permanent. Nothing is permanent. That's just a fact. We move in and out of loving other people, but that doesn't make the love any less real.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Mm-hmm, perhaps you're saying this because you haven't met the love of your life.
Angela Montenegro: I have actually. Many times.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Fine. It seems to me that you always leave yourself an escape hatch in your relationships, because you afraid of commitment.
Angela Montenegro: Nice try. But no. Actually, I commit to every person I love.
Dr. Lance Sweets: You marry a man and then conveniently forget that you married him because you got zonked on Kava Kava. That compromises your relationship with Hodgins so that ends, along with the marriage. Now you say you have these intense feelings for an ex-lover whose heart you've already broken. Don't you see the potential disaster here?
Angela Montenegro: Look, you said that, without the possibility of pain, there can be no joy, no real love.
Dr. Lance Sweets: I said that? That's beautiful.
Angela Montenegro: Look... I don't want to hurt Roxie again.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Then Don't. Don't. Put her welfare first. Let Roxie decide if she's ready to pursue this relationship.
Angela Montenegro: Okay. And what if she doesn't?
Dr. Lance Sweets: Then I'm afraid you'll have to live with that pain.

Angela Montenegro: So you brought me along. What can I do to help you?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: I want you to be an artist, okay? And uh, keep me from looking like an idiot.
Angela Montenegro: Not positive I can do both.

Anton Deluca: [as Booth is handcuffing Anton] When this case falls apart, I get out tomorrow, want to grab some dinner or something?
Angela Montenegro: You're kidding.
Anton Deluca: Well, I hear the gate swings both ways. Maybe we get some threesome action. You, me, Hottie Roxie.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Hey!
[Booth slams Anton's head against the table]
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Okay, all right, if you're gonna hit on Angela, you should do it with a little respect. Okay? Let's go.

Angela Montenegro: I honestly didn't think it would be murder.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Which makes your conclusion all the more credible.
Angela Montenegro: Only you would find that comforting.

Angela Montenegro: Yes. Roxy is gay. At least she was when we were together.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: In school?
Angela Montenegro: Yes.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Oh, you heard rumors.
Angela Montenegro: No, I have firsthand knowledge.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Oh, you walked in on her. That's awkward.
Angela Montenegro: No. We were together. For over a year.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Wow! You and, uh, Roxy?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You have a problem with that?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: No. I was just processing the information there. That's all. And, in doing so, I was... envisioning you and her, you know, together and, uh... Well not both together... but... Really?

"Bones: The Prince in the Plastic (#7.3)" (2011)
Angela Montenegro: This is gonna be kind of cool, huh? Us raising our kids at the same time.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes, and since my daughter will be younger, I can learn from your inevitable mistakes.
Angela Montenegro: Thank you, honey.

Angela Montenegro: I'm telling you this girl was clean. Zero porn. Zero gambling. Wasn't even a dirty picture from a Congressman.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Slight chuckle] Don't sound so disappointed.

Angela Montenegro: I am not going to let Baby Walker beat me!

Angela Montenegro: All right, so I've used the Angelatron, and I've used Hodgins. But I give up. The toy wins.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You couldn't assemble it?
Angela Montenegro: Oh honey, NASA couldn't assemble that thing... I'm going to go to the store, and I'm going to pay the kid 35 bucks to put it together.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [as they're about to go to the store] Of course. Perhaps, Michael, you can show me what you find entertaining.
Angela Montenegro: I just hope it's not mommy strangling someone.

"Bones: The Girl with the Curl (#2.7)" (2006)
Angela Montenegro: Childhood should be all about swings.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Swings?
Angela Montenegro: You know how high can I go, if I twist the chains how fast will I spin.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Or if I try and jump off before the swing stops.
Angela Montenegro: Exactly.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I miss that feeling.
Angela Montenegro: Yeah me too.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: I miss organic chemistry class, those were good times.
Zack Addy: I miss my first microscope.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Great, yeah and I miss normal people can we go on?

Angela Montenegro: Hodgins asked me out.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Is that why you're hiding in here?
Angela Montenegro: I'm not hiding. I need advice.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: What? on a personal matter?
Angela Montenegro: Yes.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: From me?
Angela Montenegro: Yes.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: But romance is sort of- This is like me asking you advice on phylogenetic systematics.
Angela Montenegro: Phylogenetic systematics. I have no idea what that is.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Exactly.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You should never engage in a romantic relationship with someone you work with.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Why not?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well, anthropologically?
Angela Montenegro: There's an anthropological answer?

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: If I were you, I'd go with Cam on this one.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Why?
Angela Montenegro: Phylogenetic systematics.

"Bones: The Proof in the Pudding (#5.12)" (2010)
Angela Montenegro: [after Cam's asked about a home pregnancy test] Wait a minute, why are you asking me?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Well, it isn't mine. And Dr. Brennan doesn't make life decisions without a boolean flow chart. So I hoped it might be you. I'm not crazy. I'm not... crazy.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: What was all that about?
Angela Montenegro: Yeah, well, what makes Cam crazy?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: When I do experiments.
Angela Montenegro: And?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Michelle?
Angela Montenegro: Michelle.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Ooo. 16. Ouch.

Angela Montenegro: This is the first time I have ever been as paranoid as Hodgins.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You're FBI property. If anyone's going to lock you up, it's gonna be me!

Angela Montenegro: [after Booth has incapacitated the GSA Agents,] Oh my God.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Man, you Butch Cassidy'd 'em.
Dr. Lance Sweets: That was totally ninja. May be some anger issues there, but you kicked ass!

"Bones: The Man in the Morgue (#1.19)" (2006)
Angela Montenegro: Or better still, you could forget the whole thing and come home.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: [over the phone] Don't worry. I made bail.
Zack Addy: Bail?
Angela Montenegro: Bail? For what?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: I told you, don't worry. The murder charge won't stick.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Murder charge?
Angela Montenegro: Brennan? The next plane. The next plane, okay? Or I'm coming down there to get you myself.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Everything's fine. I'm healing up satisfactorily. Bye for now.
[hangs up]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Healing up?

Angela Montenegro: I keep asking for a baby tee that says "The Big Easy."

[Brennan is on the phone with the squints in D.C. and Angela overhears Booth]
Angela Montenegro: Is that Booth?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Yes.
Angela Montenegro: You're hopping the streetcar named Desire with Booth?
[looks at Zack]
Angela Montenegro: Oh, I love this.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: Booth, objects have no intrinsic power. A person's future does not depend on some thing. Things are just things. They do not have magical meaning or powers.
[Booth reveals the missing earring]
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Where'd you get that?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: What does it matter? It's just a thing. Right?
[Booth hands her the earring]
Dr. Temperance Brennan: My mother's earring.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: No, uh... magical power over your future.
[Booth gets up and leaves]
Angela Montenegro: Does that prove something?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: [looking at Earring] Yeah.
[looking after Booth]
Dr. Temperance Brennan: It proves something.

"Bones: The Change in the Game (#6.23)" (2011)
Angela Montenegro: I don't know. Hot sauce doesn't work. Sex doesn't work. Maybe we should just take a long ride on a bumpy road.
Wendell Bray: How is that any different from sex?
[Wendell chuckles]
Wendell Bray: My mom went into labor after riding on a roller coaster.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: That explains a lot.
Angela Montenegro: I don't know, honey. Maybe we should try a- an amusement park.

Angela Montenegro: OH my God.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: What? What's the murder weapon, Angie?
Angela Montenegro: Whoa! Are you kidding?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: What now? You're the expert.
Angela Montenegro: You've been jumping around all day and when my water breaks you don't even notice.
Wendell Bray: WHAT?
Angela Montenegro: Oh my God! Oh my God! Okay, here we go. Here we go. IT'S SHOWTIME!

Dr. Sherry Banno: Everything looks great.
Angela Montenegro: No, it is not great. It is not great. I want this thing out of me! And it is staying in!
Dr. Sherry Banno: Would you like to reconsider an epidural?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Hey, yeah. Why not Ange?
Angela Montenegro: Because natural childbirth is a beautiful beautiful thing.

Angela Montenegro: [in between labor pains] Hey, hey. Have I ever told you how... how wonderful your voice is? It's like hot tea and... and honey. Any child with a father with a voice like yours is just...
[shakes her head, can't continue]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Have I ever told you how good you smell? And how soft your skin is? And how every time you take my hand, I feel your whole life vibrating with mine?

"Bones: The Man in the Bear (#1.4)" (2005)
Angela Montenegro: Somebody gnawed on this arm like some kind of... man corn?

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Human flesh tastes like frogs legs.
Angela Montenegro: As if I need another reason never to eat frogs.

Angela Montenegro: The skin in the scat has a sun on it.
Sheriff Chris Scutter: What is that? A haiku?

Angela Montenegro: You're kidding ? It's like watching the clash of the horny Titans.

"Bones: The Man in the Fallout Shelter (#1.9)" (2005)
Angela Montenegro: [trying to convince Brennan to come to the Christmas party by reminding her what happened the last time she didn't go with her] I need you. Friends don't let friends photocopy their butts at company Christmas parties.

Angela Montenegro: Okay, you people, listen to me. There is a party going on upstairs. A *Christmas* party. We're going up there. We're gonna talk to some people, we're gonna sing some carols, we're gonna drink some eggnog.
Angela Montenegro: [to Booth] *You* are going to kiss me under the mistletoe. On the lips.
Angela Montenegro: [to Zack and Hodgins] I might kiss you guys under the mistletoe, too.
Angela Montenegro: [to Bones] And maybe even you. In a festive, non-lesbian manner. But we are *going* to that party.

Angela Montenegro: Friends don't let friends photocopy their butts at company Christmas parties.

Angela Montenegro: Ok brief announcement: you guys might recognize my Dad. I don't really want to talk about it; so... thanks.

"Bones: The Death of the Queen Bee (#5.17)" (2010)
Angela Montenegro: You're sexy... and smart... and good.
Angela Montenegro: You're, like "saint" goood.
Wendell Bray: Oh, I'm a sexy saint.
Angela Montenegro: Hey - do not knock that! It's a very rare and hot combo... You have somebody out there who isn't a duty.
Wendell Bray: So do you. I think we both know who.

Angela Montenegro: Hey.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Hey.
Angela Montenegro: Did, um... Did Wendell tell you?
[Hodgins looks at her]
Angela Montenegro: ... Of course he did. You're friends.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: You okay?
Angela Montenegro: Yeah. Yes, I am. As you know I have some experience in this area. I'd... I'd like to know if Wendell's alright.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: He's doing much better than I did after we broke up.
Angela Montenegro: Well, I don't want to be the kind of person who leaves this string of good-hearted guys behind her, you know?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Ange. WE broke up, you know. You did not dump me. And Wendell is fine. I mean, I gotta tell you - I think you left him in better shape than you found him.
Angela Montenegro: I don't know about that. I mean, I'm pretty sure he was born that way.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Still, he is better for having known you, Angela.
Angela Montenegro: And how can you be sure?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Because I've been there.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: 33. She was 33.
Angela Montenegro: Well, how do you know that?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Because I'm the one who broke her jaw... with a tennis racket. This is one of my classmates... Evelyn Simms.

Angela Montenegro: You have somebody out there who isn't a duty.
Wendell Bray: So do you... I think we both know who.

"Bones: The Shallow in the Deep (#6.6)" (2010)
Angela Montenegro: One person gets killed and it's murder. Millions get killed and... it's history.
Daisy Wick: I'm trying to just think of them as bones. It's easier.

Angela Montenegro: Yeah, but he was somebody's baby too. And I want our baby to know that. Oh wow. I sound like a crazy woman, don't I?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Actually, you're sounding like a mom.
Angela Montenegro: Oh crap. Already?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yep.
Angela Montenegro: I should take that sandwich.

Dr. Camille Saroyan: I know what happened. My family were property along with 15 million other Africans. They were treated like catttle and they died like cattle. And I am... trying very hard to let those Bones out there to get me.
Angela Montenegro: I'm sorry, Cam. I should have been more sensitive.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: It's fine. It's all good.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [During a re-enactment] But Claire, she's got rage on her side.
Daisy Wick: And I *shove* him overboard.
[Throws Hodgins over the rail]
Angela Montenegro: Hey!
[Cam and Angela look over the side. They see Hodgins on a pile of cushions]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Don't worry. We thought this through.

"Bones: The Beginning in the End (#5.22)" (2010)
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Ther term garbage is relative. The only intrinsic value things have is what we give them. It seems odd now, but... in Holland tulip bulbs were once as valuable as houses. Maybe we all overvalue things that are... essentially worthless.
Angela Montenegro: Well, that was more than a comment on this case. What's going on Brennan?

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I need a break from that life. I'm worried all the time. Worried that Booth might get hurt on a case, and I couldn't prevent it. Worried... about what our partnership means.
Angela Montenegro: So you want to get away from Booth?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No. It's just... I just need some perspective so that I can view my life with some objectivity.
Angela Montenegro: Have you talked to Booth?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: The Army wants Booth to go to Afghanistan. To train soldiers in the apprehension of terrorists.
Angela Montenegro: Is - is he going to go?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Even though he said he wasn't, it felt like he wanted to. Perhaps it's all for the best.
Angela Montenegro: You two at opposite ends of the world?
[Angela chuckles]
Angela Montenegro: I - I don't think so.

Angela Montenegro: And where are we going?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Nous Allon a Paris.
Angela Montenegro: For our honeymoon?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: No, for a year. Because I have no desire to break in a new forensic anthropologist, and FBI agent. Do you?
Angela Montenegro: No, I do not. Well, everything's changing, huh?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah.
Angela Montenegro: What do you think is going to happen?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Not sure. But I know we'll be together.

Angela Montenegro: Okay, so what I did was modify my mass recognition program -patent pending- to scan the photographic reconstruction of the crime scene, to find areas of comparatively less chaos.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Awesome!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: You can understand what she's saying?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Not in the least, but I am so turned on by her brain. I'd love to see her brain totally naked.
Dr. Lance Sweets: It's a terrible image. It's just terrible.

"Bones: The Con Man in the Meth Lab (#4.8)" (2008)
Dr. Jack Hodgins: You said you didn't want to work with us anymore.
Dr. Clark Edison: No. I said my preferred work style tends towards the professional. See my tie? That's an indicator.
Angela Montenegro: Mmhmm. So why'd you come back then?
Dr. Clark Edison: Because this is the finest forensic facility in the world.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: You want to fight MIGs you fly MIG alley, right?

Dr. Temperance Brennan: [after Angela meets Jared Booth] Are you thinking of leaving lesbianism behind?
Angela Montenegro: I prefer not to be labelled, okay?

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Can I offer you a little insight into Booth's little brother?
Dr. Clark Edison: Oh God, why am I always standing in precisely the wrong place?
[Clark starts to leave]
Dr. Temperance Brennan: I didn't have sex with him, Cam.
Angela Montenegro: [Angela enters] Didn't have sex with who?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Jared Booth.
Angela Montenegro: Good.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Good? Why good?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Because... because...
Angela Montenegro: Because he's Booth's little brother. And it would just be a creepy way to have sex with a Booth without having sex with the *real* Booth.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Kudos Angela. I would not have had the guts to say that out loud.

Angela Montenegro: Jared is Booth lite. Booth is the real Booth.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: What if Booth is Booth lite.

"Bones: The Signs in the Silence (#6.21)" (2011)
Angela Montenegro: [to her unborn child after a possible contraction] All right kid, let me finish this reconstruction and I'm all yours.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Oh God!
Angela Montenegro: Oh don't worry. It's nothing.
[Angela experiences another contaction]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Okay, that's definitely something. Oh my God! Go my God! Okay, uh BABY! Uh okay, Baby. Okay, , okay. BABY!

Angela Montenegro: [as Hodgins is looking for his keys] Oh wow! Men are *so* not made for this.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Helping Angela out of their car] Ready?
Angela Montenegro: Yeah.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: One... Two... Three.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Oh my god! You are so - beautiful.
Angela Montenegro: Nice save.

"Bones: The Girl in the Fridge (#1.8)" (2005)
Zack Addy: [holds his fist up in the 'respect' sign]
Zack Addy: You're supposed to bang your fist against mine.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Why?
Zack Addy: I'm told it's a widely accepted gesture for mutual success...
[trails off]
Angela Montenegro: I love it when you two impersonate earthlings.

Angela Montenegro: [Brennan leaves with Michael] A man who stops her working? Now this I gotta see.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: [about Michael] We're friends. We're colleagues. That's all.
Angela Montenegro: Colleagues with benefits.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: I'm sorry if that's difficult for you to understand, but what we have isn't traditional.
Angela Montenegro: Don't talk to me about traditional, okay? I've dated circus people.

"Bones: The Tough Man in the Tender Chicken (#5.6)" (2009)
Angela Montenegro: How are we friends? H-how is it possible? I mean we have nothing in common.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: What? You don't want to be friends any more because the pig is cute?

Angela Montenegro: Can I ask you something? What is wrong with everyone here?
Dr. Lance Sweets: Uh, well you had a falling out with your best friend over a pig. Your perspective is skewed. It's time to... reconnect with humanity. Gain a little perspective.
Angela Montenegro: All right, so... if I have sex, will you donate to save my pig?
Dr. Lance Sweets: ...That's not really the point I was trying to... We'll revisit the pig question.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: I thought Hodgins might have something on this whole... suspended animation thing.
Angela Montenegro: Hey, you listened to *Hodgins*?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: I listened to *Wendell*.

Angela Montenegro: [Looking through a DARPA file] There's no photograph in here.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: DARPA doesn't give out any photos. You give me the reconstruction though, I can show them that and they can tell us if we got their guy. So... what do you have?
Angela Montenegro: [She exchanges a look with Brennan] Okay. Before you... freak out, you should know that I double and triple checked the measurements and indicators.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Insulted] Okay, I don't freak out.
[Looking at Brennan, softly]
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Do I freak out?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Some- sometimes.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Can we just see the images please?

"Bones: The Science in the Physicist (#4.18)" (2009)
Angela Montenegro: [Rising up] Sweetie, can you pay for this? I have to go.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Sure. Why?
Angela Montenegro: I have to save Hodgins's life.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Speaking of Angela's father] I am *not* scared of him.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Okay. Okay. You know that whole-that whole "sell your soul at the crossroads" thing? I'm buying it! You gotta run for it man!
Angela Montenegro: I told you so.
[Angela leaves]
Dr. Lance Sweets: Yeah. You know what? I secretly had a thing for Angela, now it's gone! Like-like wiped from the memory banks.

Billy Gibbons: Could he have stopped it?
Angela Montenegro: Yeah... Yeah... But so could I.
Billy Gibbons: Well, his daddy could come down and kick your ass.
[Angela laughs]
Billy Gibbons: I can't do everyone's job.
Angela Montenegro: I wish you wouldn't.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Okay, listen... We just gotta stop hanging out with geniuses because you're gonna figure out that I'm really stupid.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: What? Don't worry about that.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Hmm?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I figured out a long time ago how stupid you are.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Hmm.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: What I just said is... true. And yet it... really sounded wrong. What I should say is that I don't care how stupid you are... It's not any better?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: No. No. Not at all.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [the squints join them] Okay, well, there is intelligence which I have, and Mr. Nigel-Murray.
Vincent Nigel-Murray: Oh thank you.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: And Sweets, even though, his is so misdirected as to be meaningless.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Wow. Backhand full of knuckles with that compliment.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: And Hodgins... And Angela... not so much, but she's very talented.
Angela Montenegro: Thank you very much.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You're welcome. But then there's another quality. Which is the ability to use intelligence. That is what you have.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Thanks Bones.

"Bones: A Boy in a Bush (#1.5)" (2005)
Special Agent Seeley Booth: [to Angela who just said something scientific] I mean you look normal. You act normal. But you're actually one of them.
Angela Montenegro: This whole mass-recognition program was Brennan's idea. I'm completely normal, really.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah. Maybe before you got this job. But now...

Dr. Daniel Goodman: That is not a tuxedo, Dr. Hodgins.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I am not going, Dr. Goodman.
Dr. Daniel Goodman: You are going.
[places name tag in Dr. Hodgins' pocket]
Dr. Daniel Goodman: When we arrive, the donors will all be wearing name tags.
Zack Addy: What do we talk about?
Dr. Daniel Goodman: Your work, of course.
Angela Montenegro: Zack's work consists of removing flesh from corpses. Hodgins dissects bugs that have been eating people's eyeballs.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Leave me out of it - I am not going.
Dr. Daniel Goodman: And how do you see your job?
Angela Montenegro: [sighs] I draw death masks.
Dr. Daniel Goodman: Is that really how you see it?
Angela Montenegro: Don't you?
Dr. Daniel Goodman: You are the best of us, Miss Montenegro. You discern humanity in the wreck of a ruined human body. You give victims back their faces, their identities. You remind us all of why we're here in the first place - because we treasure human life.
[Angela hugs Dr. Goodman]
Dr. Daniel Goodman: Oh, for God's sake.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: What happened?
Zack Addy: Apparently all Angela needed was to hear her job description in a deep African-American tone.

Angela Montenegro: Anger is only fear turned inwards.

Angela Montenegro: I wouldn't bet a date with Colin Farrell on it.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: I know him. He's funny.
Angela Montenegro: That's Will Ferrell, sweetie. Colin Farrell is hot.

"Bones: The Memories in the Shallow Grave (#7.1)" (2011)
Wendell Bray: Still I mean you crying, I would've loved to have seen that.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Why?
Angela Montenegro: Sort of like an eclipse. It doesn't happen that often.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well Booth took a picture of me, but since I have a picture of him cooking an omlete naked, he agreed never to show it to anyone.
Wendell Bray: Smart move.
Angela Montenegro: What? I'm sorry. Naked? Wow! Okay, listen. I am your best friend, honey, so - I think I should take a peek at that.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I've always been on my own, Angela.
Angela Montenegro: Yeah, but you're never going to be on your own again -ever. Those little kicks that you feel, that's just the beginning. Look at this.
[Angela shows Brennan a video of Angela, Hodgins and their baby]
Angela Montenegro: You and Booth made that baby together. So it's going to expect that both of you be there. I'm with Booth on this one. Are you mad at me?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I'm actually feeling very affectionate toward you, but of course that could just be the hormones.
Angela Montenegro: I hope not.

Angela Montenegro: Look, honey, you wound up in foster care, and that would make anybody scared about starting a baby.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I didn't say anything about foster care.
Angela Montenegro: Well, you didn't have to. Those memories don't have to rule your life. Remember the time with your mom and dad. The good times. Have that life.

"Bones: The Hole in the Heart (#6.22)" (2011)
Special Agent Seeley Booth: How are you feeling?
Angela Montenegro: Oh boy. Like an overstuffed turkey shoved into an overhead bin on an overcrowded flight. How about you?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Me? Like I'm chasing a ghost.
[Starts to leave]
Angela Montenegro: Just make sure it's not your own.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Booth stops] I'm sorry?
Angela Montenegro: I-I just meant - be careful.

Dr. Camille Saroyan: He meant to kill you.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: I'm the one who gave Vincent the phone. Told him to pick it up.
Dr. Lance Sweets: You didn't know. I mean there's no use...
Special Agent Seeley Booth: I don't blame myself, Sweets. I blame the guy who pulled the trigger.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Okay.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You still have blood on your hands.
Angela Montenegro: ...Booth, she - she means literally.

Angela Montenegro: I mean, is this about Vincent?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: ...Yes.
Angela Montenegro: Yeah.
[Angela starts to leave]
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: And... I got into bed with Booth last night.
[Long pause]
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Why aren't you saying anything?
Angela Montenegro: Because I don't want to yell "Hallelujah" so close to losing Vincent.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I think I did it because of Vincent.
Angela Montenegro: Wait. Whoa.
[Angela gasps]
Angela Montenegro: What exactly happened after - after you crawled into bed with Booth?
[Bones smiles. Hodgins enters]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I got the GC mass specs on the bullet that killed Vincent.
Angela Montenegro: HONEY, no! Not right now! I'm sorry. I love you but go tell Cam. GO... Away... AWAY!

"Bones: The Nazi on the Honeymoon (#9.7)" (2013)
Angela Montenegro: [On video conference] Hey, how is the honeymoon going?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Very well, thank you. We've been enjoying sex very much
Angela Montenegro: Good, good, I am glad you're taking some time off! Don't worry about Christine either by the way. Her an Michael Vincent are getting along great
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Thank you for taking care of her, Angela
Angela Montenegro: Yeah, anything to help you take a vacation...
[Bones walks away from the camera]
Angela Montenegro: in what looks like a morgue?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: This is Dr. Letitia Perez, the coroner here at the Buenos Aires morgue. She'll be assisting me in this investigation
Angela Montenegro: [to the camera] Hi, hi, it's nice to meet you!
[Turns away]
Angela Montenegro: HELP!
Dr. Leticia Perez: I am not assisting Dr. Brennan, she is consulting for me
Angela Montenegro: Hm, good luck with that!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: What's going on?
Angela Montenegro: Look at this!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Dr Brennan, you're on your honeymoon! Why are you in a morgue?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: That's not romantic!

Angela Montenegro: Hey, I finally got Christina to sleep
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Oh, this is just so unbelievable? I mean, put one kid down, the other one starts crying. This... this is not babysitting; it's a sleep deprivation study!
Angela Montenegro: Maybe it was something they ate?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: We had the same spaghettios and we're not crying!

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: While reconstruction the skull I discovered subtle discolorations in on the coronal suture interdigitations. This indicates a subdural hematoma caused by a direct blow to the coronal suture was cause of death
Angela Montenegro: So dropping the skull turned out to be a good thing?
Dr. Leticia Perez: Everything has a silver lining!
Angela Montenegro: True
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: In this case there is no silver lining!
Angela Montenegro: Sweetie, try to be nice, you're a guest!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I know! I only meant that here the lining is gold, not silver! You see the gold flakes in the fracture?

"Bones: The Body in the Bag (#6.10)" (2011)
Angela Montenegro: [to Brennan] Well, then she's embarrassed because she's keeping something from you. You should get her to tell you what it is. Secrets are toxic between friends.

Angela Montenegro: But if we can find a portion in any of these. We might be able to make a composite.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: That's brilliant, Angela.
Angela Montenegro: Or if it doesn't work, totally idiotic.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [about Dr. Edison] It's totally weird, right? And he was in the NSA so he could be totally messing with us.
Angela Montenegro: Or just turning into a normal guy.
[Angela chuckles]
Angela Montenegro: Don't get all paranoid on us.

"Bones: The Man in the Wall (#1.6)" (2005)
Dr. Temperance Brennan: How does my costume look?
Angela Montenegro: Sweetie, that's not a costume, that's an outfit, and you look hot!

Angela Montenegro: TGIF. Ever hear of that?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Some kind of acronym?

Angela Montenegro: [to Brennan] You dig dead bodies out of mass graves, and yanking out a bellybutton ring makes you sick?

"Bones: The Mastodon in the Room (#6.1)" (2010)
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Booth fell in love in Afghanistan.
Angela Montenegro: Oh. Oh. Sweetie, I'm so sorry.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Why? Are - are you in love with Booth?
Angela Montenegro: A little bit, but that's not what I mean.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I dreamed about the work we do. I dreamed about catching murderers, and getting justice for - people who were killed. What does that mean?
Angela Montenegro: It means you're going to die loveless and alone.

Angela Montenegro: Sweetie, can you ask me how I am? Please.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well, I already know how you are. You love living in Paris. And you don't miss murders and violence.
Angela Montenegro: What I did miss is my period.
[Bones hugs Angela]
Angela Montenegro: I hope you're hugging me because you're excited about being an aunt.

"Bones: The Blonde in the Game (#2.4)" (2006)
Angela Montenegro: This is my bo-ho rocker artist, mid-week, take-a-deep-breath-and-pout look.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: You said you've dealt with manipulative men before.
Angela Montenegro: Sweetie, this is a psycho killer, not some loser who wants you to co-sign a loan for his jet-ski.

Angela Montenegro: For the record, I hate the guy who killed this girl and I hope to Hell he burns for all eternity.

"Bones: The Killer in the Crosshairs (#6.15)" (2011)
Angela's Dad: You're one fine *fine* woman.
Angela Montenegro: Okay, dad. What do you want?
Angela's Dad: Your first born child.
Angela Montenegro: [Chuckles] You know, to a lot of people, that would totally freak them out.
Angela's Dad: I heard his name in one bad get down booging down Blues number.
Angela Montenegro: Isn't that exactly how you found my name?
Angela's Dad: Yes and that's a fact!
Angela Montenegro: That name that I hated so much that I changed it as soon as I could.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: I actually have a question for you.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Oh great. Shoot. Probably not a term I should use during a murder investigation, huh?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Right. Anyway, Angela's father...
Dr. Lance Sweets: Oh God!
Angela Montenegro: What?

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Time travel is physically impossible.
Angela Montenegro: Yeah, but so is a bullet that you can program like a computer - like we didn't have it bad enough with the old kind.

"Bones: The Lady on the List (#9.5)" (2013)
Angela Montenegro: Honey, when you show me puke, don't smile like that!

Dr. Oliver Wells: [Angela hands a sheet of paper] What's this?
Angela Montenegro: I was thinking about the victims bucket list, so I made one for you, 'cause we all need one, right?
Dr. Oliver Wells: [starts reading] nr 1. Don't be a douche, nr 2. Really, don't be a douche, nr 3. Work and play well with others so that I am not perceived as a douche. Do I have to read all 10?
Angela Montenegro: Probably not
Dr. Oliver Wells: Do you think it is easy to be superior? It's a curse, I assure you
Angela Montenegro: Mostly for us!

Dr. Oliver Wells: But he said he bought the ticket in cash
Angela Montenegro: Yeah and murderers never lie!

"Bones: The Dude in the Dam (#9.8)" (2013)
Dr. Jack Hodgins: A mosquito deposited an egg into the dermis of my neck. Dermatobia Hominis, it's a human bot fly. So the hot shower just made it swell up.
Angela Montenegro: You've been letting a fly grow in your neck for the last month?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah
Dr. Jack Hodgins: . Angie, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity for me, you know? I mean, serving as host for one of Mother Nature's miracles
Angela Montenegro: Okay, we're going to Cam right now and she is cutting that thing out of your neck!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: How many men can claim they have given birth?
Angela Montenegro: You're not actually comparing this to carrying a child, are you?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well no, no! Of course not, but
[shows echo]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: you got to admit he's pretty cute! Right? And looking at my neck, I think he actually might come out soon
Angela Montenegro: You're insane!

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Angie
Angela Montenegro: Yeah?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Listen, I didn't want to upset you, you know, with the bot fly, but...
Angela Montenegro: You don't have to say anything, honey. I understand
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Really?
Angela Montenegro: No! No I do not! But I accept it. We're all a little crazy and your crazy just happens to come out in a bizarre and revolting way. I actually think it's kind a sweet that you want to give life to that thing
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Wow! I am the luckiest man in the world!
Angela Montenegro: Hm. You're not kidding!

Angela Montenegro: My love for you is stronger than my gag reflex
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Really? Okay, thank you! Thank you! Alright, now, is it moving?
Angela Montenegro: Yeah, yeah! Oh God I really wish I could hang out in the waiting room smoking cigars with the other dads!

"Bones: The Daredevil in the Mold (#6.13)" (2011)
Hannah Burley: Angela. Men are idiots.
Angela Montenegro: Ugh. I know that. And you've got one of the good ones.

Ty van erwing: I'm okay. It's only broken a little bit.
Angela Montenegro: "A little bit?" Does your mother know what you're doing?
Ty van erwing: What?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: She's pregnant.
Ty van erwing: FBI's weird, dude.

Angela Montenegro: You're getting that mad scientist look in your eyes
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I always wanted to be a mad scientist. Living the dream baby.
[Kisses Angela]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Living the dream.
[Kisses Angela's belly]

"Bones: The Critic in the Cabernet (#4.24)" (2009)
Angela Montenegro: You do know how this is supposed to work, right?... You get naked together, and you devour each other in a passionate frenzy.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Booth would think that would create an emotional bond between us.
Angela Montenegro: ...Of course that's ridiculous.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I knew you would understand.

Angela Montenegro: Listen, you said you wanted to do this alone because feelings are ephemeral. So is life, Brennan. We're here one minute and then we're gone the next. You should know that better than anybody! If you keep living trying to protect yourself, nothing is ever going to touch you.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Sweets said that it's not his job to tell somebody what they're feeling or how they should live their life.
Angela Montenegro: Lucky I'm not a shrink.

Angela Montenegro: Then why use Booth at all? Why don't you use Fisher... and his discount sperm?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No, Booth has a bigger mandible and a more prominent zygomatic than Fisher, as well as a more pronounced ratio between the width of his clavicles and his ilia.
Angela Montenegro: So, it's because Booth is hot?

"Bones: Intern in the Incinerator (#3.6)" (2007)
Angela Montenegro: I don't sleep with married men.
Dr. Zack Addy: You're married, and you sleep with men besides your husband. What's the difference?
[Hodgins slaps Zack on the back of the head]
Dr. Zack Addy: Ow!

Dr. Jack Hodgins: I never liked Kyle Auldridge.
Dr. Zack Addy: He told me once that having a high IQ was no excuse not to bathe.
Angela Montenegro: I don't believe it.
Dr. Zack Addy: No, those we're his exact words, 'no excuse not to bathe'.

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Can you see Auldridge committing a crime of passion and then using his knowledge to cover it up?
Angela Montenegro: Well, I guess. He's kinda... grurr rugh grrr...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Exactly how well do you know Auldridge?
Angela Montenegro: We had drinks, I don't sleep with married men.
Dr. Zack Addy: You're married and you sleep with men beside your husband, what's the difference?
[Hodgins hits Zack on the back of the head]
Dr. Zack Addy: Ow!

"Bones: The Truth in the Myth (#6.18)" (2011)
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Recent studies show that mothers who gain excess weight during pregnancy make their babies more prone to childhood obesity.
Angela Montenegro: Oh, that's interesting. I read a study that says that husbands who suggest their pregnant wives are fat, are far more prone to get slugged by them.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Right.

Dr. Camille Saroyan: You just turned up the volume. I could've done that.
Angela Montenegro: I'm sorry. Uh, do I just say "You just look at gooey stuff all day. I could've done that."

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Oh, this coming from the woman that believes the stars control our fates.
Angela Montenegro: Of course you're going to belittle astrology. You're a virgo.

"Bones: The Drama in the Queen (#9.23)" (2014)
Jessica Warren: You know, someone could have tossed this guy in, knowing that the coins and other metals would obscure the evidence on the bone
[Bones looks puzzled]
Jessica Warren: Nah, could be knowledge of predation or maybe...
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Miss Warren
Jessica Warren: Yeah
Angela Montenegro: Brennan doesn't speculate
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: We observe, we analyze, we use facts, as an intern you should know this already
Jessica Warren: Yeah, but my instincts are highly developed, it'd be a crime not to put that in the mix

Jessica Warren: [to Angela and Hodge] The proper ones are always crazy in bed
Angela Montenegro: Right
Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Walks in] Again?
Angela Montenegro: Oh, we were, eh, talking about the case, about how it's...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: New rule: next person I find discussing their sex life instead of the case, cleans my autopsy room

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Can you run a simulation, Angela?
Angela Montenegro: Hm, hm
Dr. Lance Sweets: [to Jessica] You're in for a treat
Jessica Warren: Are you talking about the case or you?

"Bones: The Fury in the Jury (#9.9)" (2013)
Angela Montenegro: Oh my God! Barnes and Kidman must have had some kind of falling out! Or maybe he just couldn't live with himself. Or maybe he was having a fling with the sister!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Possible that you're watching this trial more as a sexy soap opera rather than the administration of justice?
[Angela frowns at him]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Right, of course not, now what was I thinking? I'm gonna go...
Angela Montenegro: Play with your bugs?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah

Angela Montenegro: Who was that?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: A court appointed accountant. He gives me an allowance until I get my identity back. I am essentially a child.
Angela Montenegro: Well, hey, I am, uh, I am still working on tracking that person down. I mean she's still out there spending all your money and...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: She?
Angela Montenegro: Yeah, no guy buys that many shoes!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Well, I am glad she is having a good time, 'cause I haven't lived off this little since college
Angela Montenegro: You know, if you need anything...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Maybe I can steal your identity?
Angela Montenegro: That's not a good choice! Not unless you want more money problems

Angela Montenegro: He could tell the jurors why Barnes can't testify
Dr. Camille Saroyan: That would prejudice them and the defense would get a mistrial
Angela Montenegro: Justice is so...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Unjust?

"Bones: The Twist in the Twister (#7.5)" (2011)
Dr. Camille Saroyan: [watching Angela try to swipe a card] Uh, is she trying to get on the platform with a buy ten get one free yogurt card?
Angela Montenegro: [Angela realizes what she's doing] Oh! Yes, yes.
[Angela uses the right card]
Angela Montenegro: Oh, that's good. Guess I'm a little out of it.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Tell him... tell him... tell him that we get points against us at daycare if we change Michael's schedule at the last minute - and if we get any more we may lose his spot.
Angela Montenegro: Wow. That's good. Are you that good when you lie to me?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: How would I know? I've never tried.
Angela Montenegro: Smart boy.

Colin Fisher: YOu have a son. You tell me. Is letting your child have simple casual sexual encounter a little too much to ask for?
Angela Montenegro: My child is 8 months old, Fisher. He doesn't date a lot.

"Bones: The Secret in the Soil (#3.4)" (2007)
Angela Montenegro: My sketch isn't matching any of the missing women on file.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well, maybe no one's missed her yet.
Angela Montenegro: Poor thing. Everyone should be missed.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Moving in to kiss Angela] Oh, you are such an angel.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I will get a bucket of cold water. I swear.

Angela Montenegro: So, your suspect is going to give me a description of your suspect. I'm not following.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah, the stoned, hippy guy. He's all we have so far. I mean, he'll tell you what the guy looks like that went into Emma's place, and you draw him.
Angela Montenegro: You know, I've never really found stoned guys that dependable.
[She smiles]
Angela Montenegro: Except for cookies. They always have good cookies.

Angela Montenegro: [In the back seat of the car after witnessing an argument between Booth and Bones] Is it always like this when you two are together?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: No.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes.
Angela Montenegro: [Smiles knowingly] Kinda hot.

"Bones: The Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (#5.4)" (2009)
Parker Booth: I want to see the barbecued body.
Angela Montenegro: Well, I agree that does sound awesome. But I have face paints that your dad will never be able to get off no matter how hard he scrubs. They're basically tattoos.
Parker Booth: Okay, I'm with you.

Parker Booth: Do you have a boyfriend?
Angela Montenegro: No. I'm on a celibacy kick. It's been 5 months, and 9 days, Which in celibacy time is 400 years.

Angela Montenegro: You're going to tell me to stop looking through all this stuff now, aren't you?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I'm afraid so. I'll go tell Booth about the lube.
Angela Montenegro: [Cam leaves. To Arastoo] Spoilsport. Finding likely murder weapons way too fast.

"Bones: The Baby in the Bough (#3.12)" (2008)
Angela Montenegro: [holding the baby] Get used to it. I want like a million of these.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Cool.
[Angela walks away]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: What do you think she meant by a million? Two?

Angela Montenegro: [Angela walks up to Bones and Booth when they discuss evidence and ignore the baby] Okay you two better get your act together or I'm suing for custody.

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Because a million seems a little impractical.
Angela Montenegro: I don't know. I kind of have a thing for chaos. I guess I'll stop when the Feds need to airlift me in supplies.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: You don't by any chance, live in a shoe, do you?
Angela Montenegro: You don't want kids?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Screaming, crying, vomit, other bodily fluids; it's just like a day around here. Not worth giving up this body for *that*.

"Bones: The Doctor in the Photo (#6.9)" (2010)
Hannah Burley: [after Bones describes how their turkey dinner was killed] Retch.
Angela Montenegro: Thank you for waiting until after we ate to show us that trick, Booth.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: The victim. Does she remind you of anyone?
Angela Montenegro: Sweetie, when you describe people in generalities like age and size, it fits a lot of people.
[Bones hands Angela a ring]
Angela Montenegro: Your dolphin ring. So what?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: It's not mine. It's the victim's.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: How did the opiates get into the tree?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Dr. Brennan?... It's good to get an insight into the victim, but I'm not certain that this line of inquiry leads directly to her murderer.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I... I feel like it will.
Angela Montenegro: Okay. It's a little weird that you said that, Sweetie. But it's good.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Quietly to Angela] Good? If I said something like that she'd rip my head off.

"Bones: The Babe in the Bar (#6.7)" (2010)
Angela Montenegro: Hodgins wants to make a big announcement and tell everybody that I'm pregnant.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: But everyone already knows.
Angela Montenegro: I know. But Hodgins doesn't know that because he wants it to be *his* surprise. You didn't say anything, did you?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: No. Nope. No one did.
Angela Montenegro: Okay. Good. Well, everybody's just gonna have to act surprised. And if they can't pull it off, then they-they just have to not come. Just make up an excuse.

Dr. Camille Saroyan: She's following a boy, Angela. I mean, you're a hedonistic free spirit artist. How come even you didn't do that?
Angela Montenegro: Thanks for the personality assessment. Yeah, I went to a good school because I chose to. Nobody made me. You should let Michelle make her own decisions. I mean, she is almost an adult.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Almost. That's the keyword here. I need to guide her, but she hates me for doing it.

Angela Montenegro: [about Sweets] He might be able to help you deal with Michelle.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I don't want to talk to a child about another child.

"Bones: The Couple in the Cave (#6.2)" (2010)
Angela Montenegro: No. No. No. No. You were a couple. You just weren't having sex. Were you jealous?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Of course not. I'm happy for Booth. Why would I be jealous?
Dr. Clark Edison: Because it's obvious you and Agent Booth were attracted to each other. I mean a blind man could see that. I just couldn't understand why you two just didn't rip each other's clothes off. I mean just get all butt-naked and - Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Uh. I'm - I'm sorry. It just popped out, okay?

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Vaccumming their noses or what used to be their noses is fun, you know?
Angela Montenegro: You are not playing with our children without supervision.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: So, I'm the only one living the life I expected.
Angela Montenegro: So how's that, honey?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: It's uh, it's how I expected.

"Bones: The X in the File (#5.11)" (2010)
Angela Montenegro: [Watching a video] My God, is that what I think it is? And are those...?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: No. Impossible. This was doctored.
Angela Montenegro: No. It isn't. This was verified by the scanning software at a pixel level.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: ...Are you saying our victim might've stumbled on a real UFO?

Wendell Bray: [Shaking a melon with Angela's picture] Angela, the balls are rattling, but your head's still intact.
Angela Montenegro: Call that thing by my name one more time, I dare you.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [after his experiment determines the type of weapon used] That was fun!
Angela Montenegro: Boys.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: You got that right.

"Bones: The Blackout in the Blizzard (#6.16)" (2011)
Angela Montenegro: Oh my God! You're boiling body parts.
Wendell Bray: This is how it's done. You know that.
Angela Montenegro: No. No. I was getting kind of hungry and I thought that you were - Oh my God!
Wendell Bray: You're pregnant. The smell of boiling flesh makes you want a sandwich.

Angela Montenegro: [after Hodgins breaks an antique plunger] Wow. Maybe you should think of a way to get electricity that doesn't involve rare historical items worth upwards of $50,000.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah. I'll just blame Wendell.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: You hear that something has a one in a thousand chance or one in 10,000.
[Hodgins sobs]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: But I guess it's like the lottery, right? Someone always wins, you know?
Angela Montenegro: [Entering] That sounds like good news.
[Hodgins faces Angela. Pause]
Wendell Bray: I'll give you the room.

"Bones: The Salt in the Wounds (#4.16)" (2009)
Angela Montenegro: So this, right now, this isn't together?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It was a moment, a great moment. But all great moments pass.

Angela Montenegro: But all beauty is transient and of the moment.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Like a sunset is beautiful.
Angela Montenegro: Sounds like we're in agreement, which is worrying me just a little.

Angela Montenegro: I also had a little afternoon delight with Hodgins, but let's just say it's not really his thing.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Again, I'm sorry.
Angela Montenegro: No, it's totally fine.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Then why tell me?
Angela Montenegro: Brennan approves of the way I conduct my love life.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Oh.
Angela Montenegro: Yeah.

"Bones: The Truth in the Lye (#2.5)" (2006)
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [holding up a wedding band] Braided gold and platinum - preserved by true love, no doubt.
Angela Montenegro: One metal for each desperate housewife.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: People, can we at least fake some sense of decorum?
Angela Montenegro: I can't help it - it's so Jerry Springer!

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [looking at two Chinese characters] What does it say?
Angela Montenegro: It say, "What make foolish man think I speak Chinese?"

Angela Montenegro: First of all, how does anyone juggle two spouses?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I can think of ways. Of course, by juggle, I mean liter...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I have a scalpel.
Angela Montenegro: Maybe he dissolved himself so there'd be more of him to go around. I'm going to hell, aren't I?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I'll save you a seat.

"Bones: The Cold in the Case (#9.21)" (2014)
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh, it's all yours, Mr. Vaziri
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Is it me or did it just get totally awkward in here?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: It's probably the perplexing nature of the remains
Angela Montenegro: Eh, no! Actually, I think it was the "Mr. Vaziri". What's going on here?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Uh, a murder case. So if we could focus on the task at hand. The skull is all yours, Mr... Arastoo
[Cam walks away]
Arastoo Vaziri: Thank you
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Is something happening that I don't understand?
Angela Montenegro: Yes!

Dr. Camille Saroyan: And they use propofol to keep the remains from animating again in the process
Angela Montenegro: Animating? You mean like "The Walking Dead"?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, it's actually...
Angela Montenegro: If you say "cool" you won't have sex for like a year
Dr. Jack Hodgins: ...revolting. It's totally revolting

Angela Montenegro: I heard dinner wasn't so good
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Ugh, dinner would imply food. We didn't get that far

"Bones: Aliens in a Spaceship (#2.9)" (2006)
Angela Montenegro: I came to visit you at the hospital. I brought you this.
[holds up a teddy bear]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: They-they let me go home.
Angela Montenegro: No, they didn't. You left without being discharged. You stole crutches, which I had to pay for.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: They packed me. Pumped me full of antibiotics. Dished me up and gave me painkillers. So, so, I'm-I'm good to go.
Angela Montenegro: Could you please look at me? You were buried alive. You were operated on without an anesthetic. You were pumped full of drugs. You really should be lying down.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: He's out there, Angela. He buries people alive. I have to catch him. If I can figure out the exact alloy of aluminum, then maybe I could... maybe we could... plus the bit of bumper sticker that Brennan found in my leg...
Angela Montenegro: We're gonna catch him. Okay? I promise you. We're gonna start tomorrow. All of us together.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I can't sleep, Angela.
Angela Montenegro: I thought they gave you something for that.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: No, I mean... I'm afraid that... if I close my eyes... when I open them... I'm gonna be back in that car... buried... running out of air...
Angela Montenegro: Okay. Then you should come home with me.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: What?
Angela Montenegro: When you open your eyes, I'll be there.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah?
Angela Montenegro: Yeah.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: You know I'm good for that crutch money.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: God does not make mistakes.
Angela Montenegro: I don't know - putting testicles on the outside doesn't seem like such a good idea.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: The Grave Digger is not God, Bones, because God does not make mistakes.
Angela Montenegro: Mmm I don't know. Putting testicles on the outside didn't seem like such a good idea.

"Bones: Big in the Philippines (#9.13)" (2014)
Angela Montenegro: [Notices the arm cast] Wendell, what happened to you?
Wendell Bray: Oh, eh, hockey game. I got checked
Angela Montenegro: What is it with men that they're willing to die for a ball?
Wendell Bray: It's a puck
Angela Montenegro: Yeah, I mean it's still round

Wendell Bray: The heart-shaped pelvic inlet suggests the gender, so...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I don't think we need bones to let us know that the victim was a male
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: We have no other way, Dr. Saroyan
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I think we do
Angela Montenegro: That mangled piece of meat is his...?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Yeah!
Wendell Bray: Breaking my arm seem like nothing now

"Bones: Stargazer in a Puddle (#2.21)" (2007)
Caroline Julian: [after having confirmed that she is already married, Angela and Hodgins frantically try to figure out what to do about the wedding] Run!
Angela Montenegro: What?
Caroline Julian: Flee! Scram! Skedaddle!

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Angela, with all due respect to your art, facial reconstruction is a science.
Angela Montenegro: It's both, babe. And this time, art made science her bitch.

"Bones: The Sin in the Sisterhood (#6.12)" (2011)
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: But you can't run ballistics. We haven't recovered the bullet yet.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Well, when the do. I'll be ready.
Angela Montenegro: Is it safe to shoot in the lab?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Probably not. Uh, can you stand behind the line?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Can I do it?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: No. You can go look at some bones. Take some ear protection with you. This gun is *mine*.
[Bones and Angela take some ear muffs and leave]
Dr. Camille Saroyan: FIRE IN THE HOLE!

Angela Montenegro: Would you want another wife?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Truth?
Angela Montenegro: Oh ho... I'm not sure.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: If I could marry you twice, I would do it in a heartbeat.

"Bones: The Beaver in the Otter (#4.23)" (2009)
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Looks like someone took a flamethrower to sasquatch.
Angela Montenegro: Well, this is what he was supposed to look like.
[Shows Cam a picture of the Mascot]
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Someone finally killed a mascot?

Arastoo Vaziri: I have never seen so many foreign objects in human remains. Arrows, marbles, jacks, various coins, cutlery. My best guess is: nuclear explosion just as the victim entered a 99 Cent Store.
Angela Montenegro: Well, uh, close. He was shot by a blenderbus, pelted by an angry mob, and then burned.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Now that's what I call team spirit.
[They look at Cam strangely]
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I'm a wisecracking Pathologist with a dark sense of humor.

"Bones: The Girl in Suite 2103 (#2.6)" (2006)
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I could kiss you!
Angela Montenegro: That requires permission... which I deny.

Zack Addy: [about the explosion experiment] I don't understand what happened.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [excited] Ohh, you know what that proves?
Angela Montenegro: That you guys are idiots?

"Bones: The Life in the Light (#10.21)" (2015)
Angela Montenegro: Hey. Hey. My real name is Angela Montenegro.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Is that right? Okay. Then who is Pookie Noodlin?
Angela Montenegro: You know what? Don't say that name out loud here.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Based on the large ovoid obturator foramen, the victim was a male. The fine texture of the pubic surfaces indicates an age range of mid-to-late 30s.
Wendell Bray: The parabolic dental arch suggests Caucasian.
Angela Montenegro: Yeah, and the giant metal plate in his head suggests a cyborg.

"Bones: The Woman in Limbo (#1.22)" (2006)
Angela Montenegro: Hate is easier to deal with than love, especially disappointed love.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Any of you see Bones? Okay, we're due in court like - hello! - *now*. What?
Angela Montenegro: This...
[activates hologram showing an image]
Angela Montenegro: ...totally freaked her out.
Zack Addy: [Booth starts dialing on his cell phone] My theory: caffeine intolerance.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: [speaking into his phone] Yeah. You're gonna want to take Dr. Brennan off the witness list today... No. She can't make it into court. Thanks.
Angela Montenegro: All right. What's going on?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: That... is Christine Brennan.
Dr. Daniel Goodman: Good God.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You just found Bones' mother.

"Bones: The Heiress in the Hill (#9.15)" (2014)
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [to Angela about the brother he never knew he had] He has my Mom's eyes. And he loves Jules Verne. Ya know? Just like me. I mean we were... we were having a great time, Angie, ya know? I- I thought he could come home, you know? He could live with us, but uh... I don't know. I just... I, I... I said something that set him off, and I, I could not reel him back in. And, I, I, I... I kept thinking after, if, if we had known each other when I was growing up, maybe, maybe I could have helped. Maybe he wouldn't be where is now.
Angela Montenegro: You know that that is not true.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: No? I could have loved him.

Angela Montenegro: So, I was online looking at dream houses which got me thinking about adding an extra room
Dr. Jack Hodgins: And you want a studio
Angela Montenegro: Which could double as a bug-room
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Listen, I promise we will do it, as soon as I find a suitable bank to rob
Angela Montenegro: You know, we'd make a pretty good team! You could drive the getaway car

"Bones: The Cinderella in the Cardboard (#4.19)" (2009)
Angela Montenegro: Where did this come from?
Wendell Bray: Egyptology Department.
Angela Montenegro: They let you borrow it?
Wendell Bray: Well, no one was using it.
Angela Montenegro: Tell me you're kidding.
Wendell Bray: No. I left a note.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Is that your reason? Because weren't you and Angela sexually compatible?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [pause] It's not about the sex. I was looking for a meaningful connection.
Angela Montenegro: I get it Jack.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: You do?
Angela Montenegro: Yeah.

"Bones: The Crack in the Code (#7.6)" (2012)
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I'm sure it had to be something simple. This sucks! I give up!
Angela Montenegro: Hey! If I'm burning Date Night privilges for this, you don't get to give up.

Angela Montenegro: Hold on. What about these last four digits? 5-2-9-1.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: We'll figure it out. I gotta call Booth.
[Hodgins starts to leave. Then turns around]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Crappy date night.
[Hodgins kisses Angela]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Excellent crime solving.

"Bones: The Bodies in the Book (#2.15)" (2007)
Angela Montenegro: Testosterone spill on aisle four!

Angela Montenegro: [Referring to the rat that swallowed a bullet] Can't we just wait until nature take its course?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Do you have any idea how tight a rat's rectum is?
Angela Montenegro: Please tell me you don't.

"Bones: The Carrot in the Kudzu (#9.18)" (2014)
Angela Montenegro: Look at this picture she posted.
Dr. Lance Sweets: What, she Photoshopped herself into that?
Angela Montenegro: It's crazy, right?
Dr. Lance Sweets: Uh, a grown woman obsessed with a giant, orange phallic symbol? Yeah, I'm comfortable calling her crazy.

Dr. Lance Sweets: Hey, so I found duck poo, pig bristle and goat hairs in the kudzu run off
Angela Montenegro: Why do you get to have all the fun?

"Bones: The Repo Man in the Septic Tank (#9.17)" (2014)
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Dr. Fuentes should see how the damage tof the car matches the fracture patterns
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I'll go get him
[starts walking away]
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No! Not yet.
[Cam turns around]
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I need a break from Dr. Fuentes.
[Angela and Cam look puzzled]
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I find him to be arrogant and conceited and preemptory
Angela Montenegro: You forgot hot!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: You are married, Angela!
Angela Montenegro: Don't tell you haven't looked at that guy and though that you...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: This is not work place conversation!
Angela Montenegro: I'll take that as a yes

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Wow, good job there, brother!
Rodolfo Fuentes: I couldn't have done that without all the support I get here
Angela Montenegro: Part of that is the way you look

"Bones: The Man in the Cell (#2.12)" (2007)
Angela Montenegro: [referring to Bones's gun] Oh my God. That- That thing is huge. Wow that's like movie huge.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yeah it's pretty big, right. Bigger than the one you have.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Excuse me, it's not the size that matters. It's how you *use* it.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well I think size is pretty important.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: The point is you shouldn't have a gun in the first place.
Angela Montenegro: If you do have one, bigger is always better.

"Bones: The Bond in the Boot (#5.2)" (2009)
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Do you believe James Bond killed our victim?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well no, but come on. There was more than a grain of truth in those James Bond films.
Angela Montenegro: Pussy Galore? That's never gonna happen.
Wendell Bray: Well we can alway hope.
Angela Montenegro: Boys and their spy fantasies.

Angela Montenegro: I hate to break it to you, Jack. But you're the guy who studies bugs, slime and poop. Hardly assasination worthy.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Hey, a lot of people would like to see me dead.
Angela Montenegro: I'm not going to touch that one.

"Bones: The Partners in the Divorce (#8.2)" (2012)
Finn Abernathy: [Examining one of the victim's wounds] What is that? Gold?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Looks like a...
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [In awe and getting more excited as he speaks] Fleur de lis. The sign of the Priory of Scion, a secret society that defies papal authority.
Angela Montenegro: Honey, honey. That's the nib of a fountain pen.
Finn Abernathy: He was stabbed in the neck with a fountain pen?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, or assassinated by the pope!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Or stabbed in the neck with a fountain pen.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [after seeing an improbable rendering of cause of death] Congratulations, Mr. Abernathy, you have successfully reconstructed the death of Wile E. Coyote.
Angela Montenegro: Wow, honey. That was a very impressive pop culture reference.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Christine and I may have watched a few cartoons while I was away.
Finn Abernathy: I have to say, mam, I sure missed working with you.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I imagine you have.

"Bones: The Maggots in the Meathead (#6.3)" (2010)
Dr. Camille Saroyan: You've got that whole glowy thing. And the crackers - I - nobody eats crackers for pleasure.
Angela Montenegro: Okay, listen, I've been feeling a little bit queasy, but you cannot tell anybody about this.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Excitedly] I was right! I knew it!...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Are you happy about this?
Angela Montenegro: Yes. We're - we're thrilled. I could be having a little Hodgins. How cute would that be?

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: We offered to help her but.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: This is everything.
[Cut to Hannah's luggage]
Angela Montenegro: You are basically taking in a homeless woman.
Hannah Burley: I - I prefer the term "nomad."
Angela Montenegro: I used to be a nomad who drank wine.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You don't drink wine anymore?
Angela Montenegro: Um...
Special Agent Seeley Booth: No.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: And he just got it.

"Bones: The Princess and the Pear (#4.14)" (2009)
Angela Montenegro: So you didn't actually paralyze him?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No. The Vicodin seems to be working. He claims it makes the furniture feel friendly. But he'll be on bed rest for the remainder of the week.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Picking up the sword] Whoa ho ho! Excalibur!
[Hodgins lifts the sword]
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I am the once-and-future king!
Angela Montenegro: Way to not be creepy.

"Bones: The Bullet in the Brain (#6.11)" (2011)
Angela Montenegro: That's taking it a little far, don't you think?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: A gift basket?
Angela Montenegro: Your attitude. You're suggesting that you'd reward a killer for killing.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: In this case, I would. I'd drive him to Mexico... Angie, Heather Taffet buried me alive. What do you want me to say?
Angela Montenegro: I get your point.

Angela Montenegro: Uh, I think I know why you're here.
Max Keenan: Well, it's not to clear my good name. That- that ship saild a long time ago. I really don't care what anybody thinks unless it's my daughter.

"Bones: The Double Death of the Dearly Departed (#4.21)" (2009)
Angela Montenegro: Hey, you stole the body?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: No. No. No. No. We didn't steal it, you see? We *borrowed* it. Okay? Cam and Bones think it was translated.
Angela Montenegro: Uh, what?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Translated. It's code for murder. That's how we're saying it today. Translated.

Angela Montenegro: [while using Booth's computer] So while I'm in here, mind if I erase a few parking tickets?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Tell you what, you know I'm not going to relax until we get Hank's body back in that casket. All right?

"Bones: Mummy in the Maze (#3.5)" (2007)
Angela Montenegro: Just remind him of who I am and ask him politely.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: What are you, Canadian?

Dr. Temperance Brennan: [the team, all dressed for Halloween, is trying to narrow down the location of the latest victim in time to save her] Megan Shaw is still alive.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: What do you want me to do?
Dr. Zack Addy: [Referring to Booth] He wants us to guess.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well, my guess is Hawaii.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Not Hawaii.
FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, guess again. But better.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: No. I'm sorry.
Angela Montenegro: Booth. They... don't guess.
FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, who's they?
Dr. Camille Saroyan, Angela Montenegro: [Pointing to Bones, Hodgins and Zack] Them.
FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, that's just stupid.
Dr. Zack Addy: [Emphatically] We do *not* guess.
FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth: You know what? You're a horse's ass.
Dr. Zack Addy: Cow. I'm a cow. See my udder?

"Bones: The Gamer in the Grease (#5.9)" (2009)
Angela Montenegro: You boys are not allowed to watch movies on my monitor.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Angela, this is *so* much more than a movie.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Yeah. I mean, we're sorry but this screen is so *big*.
Colin Fisher: You get porn on this thing?
Angela Montenegro: Get out! OUT!

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Referring to his tattoo] I didn't do it.
Angela Montenegro: Wait a minute - my dad?
[Hodgins chuckles]
Angela Montenegro: My father did that to you.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Let's just say, I think he was trying to prove a point.
Angela Montenegro: I am *so* going to kick his Texan bad ass! You - you need to get that removed.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Why?
Angela Montenegro: Because we are not together anymore. And I-I don't want you sweating all over my face. And I-I , you -you need to get that lasered.

"Bones: Harbingers in a Fountain (#5.1)" (2009)
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Isn't this great? Us, back together again. Chasing criminals.
Angela Montenegro: Yeah. Pit full of mass murder victims. What's not to love.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: And that ladies, *that* is why they call me "King of the Lab."
Angela Montenegro: Nobody does that but you.

"Bones: The Crank in the Shaft (#4.5)" (2008)
Angela Montenegro: [after discussing the aftermath of her and Hodgins' failed relationship] Brennan, you're supposed to say something.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Oh, I'm sorry. What am I supposed to say?
Angela Montenegro: Something that will make me feel better.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Oh, huh. Um, well, both Hodgins and you mean a lot to me, but since you're my best friend, I... I guess I could fire Hodgins.
Angela Montenegro: What? No. Huh? I... I don't want you to fire him.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: That's good, 'cause I would have disliked doing that.

Angela Montenegro: [after Bones misses the point and is completely not helpful] Thank you, though, for the offer. It was... it was very sweet.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: So, I helped?
Angela Montenegro: Oh, absolutely, sweetie. Thank you, it was...
[gives her a thumbs up]
Angela Montenegro: [Bones smiles, looking very pleased]

"Bones: A Night at the Bones Museum (#5.5)" (2009)
Dr. Jack Hodgins: The urine of a red headed boy.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: We need *so* much more that that.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: From the swab of Dr. Kaswell's eye.
Angela Montenegro: A red headed boy peed on her eye?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well, not exactly.

Angela Montenegro: Wait, this is his boss's boss. Was Booth upset?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes. I don't know why.
Angela Montenegro: Brennan, this could screw up the natural order of things. And Booth wishes you were going out with him.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I drink with him all the time, but with Andrew there's the potential for sex.
Angela Montenegro: And not with Booth?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: ...You - you said there was something important for me to see.

"Bones: The End in the Beginning (#4.25)" (2009)
Angela Montenegro: Julian warned us that you have to make an arrest in the case. I just wanted to say that just because Jared Booth and I went out on a couple of dates and he cannot accept the fact that it is going nowhere, does not mean I should got to jail.
Jared Booth: Didn't your lawyer tell you not to answer any questions you weren't asked?
Detective Camille Saroyan: [to Julian] Should I mark your people down as stupid or uncooperative?
Caroline Julian: Put them down as well represented.

Temperance 'Bren' Brennan: What about entertainment?
Angela Montenegro: I thought Sweets was fantabulisticulous.
Seeley 'Mr. B' Booth: Nah. We got the Crue.
Temperance 'Bren' Brennan: What crew?

"Bones: The Bones That Foam (#4.15)" (2009)
Angela Montenegro: Maybe *I* can help... Why is it that nobody every says to me "Gee Angela, this looks impossible but maybe *you're* the person would could solve the problem."

Angela Montenegro: Because what Booth has can't be learned from baby-boy shrink. Booth's brilliant at pretending to be stupider than he actually is, most of the time.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Brilliant at stupidity?
Angela Montenegro: Especially around you. Okay here's what Newcomb's skeleton looke like 12 hours ago.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Why would Booth do that?
Angela Montenegro: Well, he knows you like to be the smart one. So he let's you have that.

"Bones: The Man in the Mud (#3.10)" (2008)
Dr. Camille Saroyan: The blow to the front of the head was from a sharp tool.
Dr. Zack Addy: Sharper than round, but blunter than sharp.
Angela Montenegro: What?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: That actually made sense to me.
Angela Montenegro: You two have been spending way too much time together.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Can you estimate the amount of force?
Dr. Zack Addy: In the back of the head, length undetermined. A width of 3.8 centimeters; approximately a thousand pounds of force.
Angela Montenegro: So a lot.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [like it is no big deal] Half a ton.
Angela Montenegro: Which is a lot.
Dr. Zack Addy: That actually isn't very much.
Angela Montenegro: All right; now I'm back in a physics class I want to ditch.

"Bones: The Body and the Bounty (#6.4)" (2010)
Angela Montenegro: Because it's the dream of every kid in this country who likes science even a little bit.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well, I'm not a kid, I'm a fully grown adult.
Angela Montenegro: Ok, then do it for your inner child.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: If you're referring to a fetus, I, unlike you am not currently pregnant.

Angela Montenegro: If I have a daughter, I'm gonna name her Temperance.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You are?
Angela Montenegro: I mean, we won't call her that. It's awful. Maybe it'll be her middle name. But - I want her to love you.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You love me.
Angela Montenegro: Yes, but not everyone is as willing to look as hard for your inner child as I am. And this kid is half Hodgins, remember?

"Bones: The Perfect Pieces in the Purple Pond (#4.4)" (2008)
Angela Montenegro: All right, these are children's shoes, but they're size 11.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: So you think are victim was a giant toddler?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No. That would show up in the bones.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Sarcasm does not play with on the forensic platform.

Wendell Bray: I don't get you people. I'd like to work here but it's like a minefield, too many ways to step wrong.
Angela Montenegro: I admit it takes some getting used to... Good luck.

"Bones: The Goop on the Girl (#5.10)" (2009)
Angela Montenegro: [Angela laughs as she spots Bones pushing a half-naked Booth on a cart] Are we experimenting on Booth? Because if so, I'd like to help out.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Make fun of the naked guy. Knock yourself out.

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Your analysis of the emulsion bomb included detergent.
Angela Montenegro: You didn't actually get permission to recreate the bomb, did you?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh my God!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I needed to do this so that Angela could recreate the explosion.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: [to Angela] You told him that?
Angela Montenegro: Don't let him turn this around on me.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I do not want an explosive device in my lab!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Relax. I did not hook up the initiator.
[Jack connects some wires on the device]
Dr. Camille Saroyan: NO!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It is perfectly safe.

"Bones: The Method in the Madness (#8.5)" (2012)
Angela Montenegro: [Sickened by the sight of the female remains in the lab] Okay. Just... *please* tell me that this poor thing was dead before any of... this... happened.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I'm sure she was.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Definitely.
Angela Montenegro: Great.
[Leaves for her office]
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [to Fisher] Hodgins and Cam are lying to Angela to spare her feelings.
Colin Fisher: [mock whisper] Yeah, I got that.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Because we have not in any way ascertained if the victim was dead or alive when she was flayed to the bone.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: We have ascertained, actually, acute liver hemorrhaging suggests that the victim was still alive when she was eviscerated. So, I out and out lied to Angela.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [sincerely] Thank you for that.

Angela Montenegro: Okay. So, this program will search for wrinkles, freckles, other microscopic facial features on each piece, pick up the pattern and pair it with the corresponding piece.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Very Frankenstein-y.

"Bones: The Hero in the Hold (#4.13)" (2009)
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Brennan, I'm telling you, the answer is there... Ten hours.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [Long pause] Eight. And Dr. Hodgins is never left alone!
Angela Montenegro: You don't trust him?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No, I don't.

Angela Montenegro: Listen to me Brennan. Somebody you love is buried alive! You're allowed to save them no matter how irrational.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I don't love Booth.
Angela Montenegro: Yes you do. So do I. So do all of us. Just take my advice and hand over the evidence and get Booth.

"Bones: The Plain in the Prodigy (#5.3)" (2009)
Dr. Camille Saroyan: When do teenagers start having sex?
Angela Montenegro: Hello!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: If they could, they'd start in the morning and go until they drop.

Angela Montenegro: Hey listen, Cam. Every teenager goes through this. Think about what you went through.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Me? Oh god!
[Cam start to run off]
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Wh-What am I going to do?

"Bones: The Maiden in the Mushrooms (#8.21)" (2013)
Angela Montenegro: Hey. I ran a facial reconstruction through missing persons, and I found a possible match. Rebecca Pierce, 25 years old. Reported missing by Trudy Morris.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Judge Trudy?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I'm not familiar with Judge Trudy. What circuit is she on?
Angela Montenegro: Citizen's Court?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Does that have something to do with the French Revolution?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: No. Judge Trudy has a TV show where she judges small claims cases.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Why?
Angela Montenegro: Because it's great drama. People just fight over the silliest little things. You should see the way that they yell and scream at each other. Total guilty pleasure.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Like watching a train wreck.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well, train wrecks are not pleasurable. No wonder you feel guilty.

"Bones: The Master in the Slop (#9.14)" (2014)
Angela Montenegro: Hey good news! Cam got a call from Science Monthly. They announced this year's Outstanding Women of Science award!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Why did they call Cam? Why didn't they just call me directly?
Angela Montenegro: Because Cam is getting the award, Sweetie!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Wow, that's great!
Dr. Douglas Filmore: I am very happy for her!
Angela Montenegro: And you're happy for her too, Brennan! Very happy, because she's your friend
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes! Just the descriptor is "Outstanding"

"Bones: The Feet on the Beach (#6.17)" (2011)
Angela Montenegro: So we would get time of death wrong. But wait. Wouldn't everyone at the Body Farm know how to use that?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Yes, but from what Booth said only one of them had an alibi for what we thought was time of death. I'm guessing because he knew he'd need one.

"Bones: The Dwarf in the Dirt (#5.7)" (2009)
Dr. Gordon Wyatt: You think... Booth fell in love with Dr. Brennan during a dream?
Angela Montenegro: So do you, right?
Dr. Gordon Wyatt: I - I am a psychiatrist. I'm not comfortable with answering.
Angela Montenegro: You're a chef.
Dr. Gordon Wyatt: I am. As ususal you - you see the truth of things.

"Bones: The Girl in the Gator (#2.13)" (2007)
Angela Montenegro: [to Zack] Just because you have a doctorate now doesn't mean I won't use you as a swizzle stick.

"Bones: The Money Maker on the Merry-Go-Round (#10.7)" (2014)
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Would you mind passing me the victim's nose?
Angela Montenegro: It's weird that that's not a weird question.

"Bones: The Eye in the Sky (#10.15)" (2015)
Angela Montenegro: Hey, Brennan, can I talk to you for a minute?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Of course.
[They walk into Angela's office]
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Is everything all right?
Angela Montenegro: Yeah. I... I just... I'm having one of those days. I feel like I need a hug.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I don't know what that means, but of course I'll embrace you.
[They hug]
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Ow. Ow.
Angela Montenegro: I knew it.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You knew what?
Angela Montenegro: Sore boobs. You're pregnant.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: What? No, I'm not...
Angela Montenegro: Don't start with the sweet tooth thing again. Needing to exercise does not explain why everybody is saying that you are in such a good mood.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I'm always in a good mood.
Angela Montenegro: It's funny that you actually believe that.

"Bones: The Bone That Blew (#4.10)" (2008)
Dr. Camille Saroyan: For an artist, you make a pretty good detective.
Angela Montenegro: I think you just insulted me.

"Bones: The Finder (#6.19)" (2011)
Walter Sherman: Are you rich?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Hey! Where did that come from?
Walter Sherman: On a scale of 1 to 10 - she's an 11.
Angela Montenegro: Well, thank you, Mr. Sherman.
Walter Sherman: Yet, you're a 7. So if you're rich. It just explains the discrepancy.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Really.

"Bones: The Bikini in the Soup (#6.14)" (2011)
Special Agent Seeley Booth: It's over, okay? Hannah and I are done. Moved on.
Angela Montenegro: Okay, so what are you going to do?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Nothing. Valentine's Day is not a holiday. It's made up by these greeting card companies and... florists.
Angela Montenegro: Well, then maybe you should find somebody else who's doing nothing, and do nothing together.

"Bones: The Woman in the Tunnel (#1.16)" (2006)
Dr. Temperance Brennan: You're nervous.
Angela Montenegro: I'm not nervous, I'm scared. I don't know how to talk to crazy people unless I'm dating them.

"Bones: The Santa in the Slush (#3.9)" (2007)
Angela Montenegro: You know, this is our first Christmas as a couple.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Aww, too bad Santa's dead.

"Bones: The Lost Love in the Foreign Land (#10.6)" (2014)
Angela Montenegro: Hey. You almost ready?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Uhhh... almost.
Angela Montenegro: Okay. Do you think that that... can wait until tomorrow?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I guess. Is something wrong?
Angela Montenegro: No, I just... I just wanna go home and... give Michael Vincent a hug.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Then this can definitely wait until tomorrow.

"Bones: The Bones That Weren't (#6.5)" (2010)
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Dr. Hodgins, would you come over here and be a corpse?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: ...Yeah.
Angela Montenegro: Sweeting, you do mean pretend to be a corpse, right? Because the way you're holding that knife, you're looking a little slashery.

"Bones: The Devil in the Details (#5.14)" (2010)
Angela Montenegro: Turns out Neal's the only missing guy with horns. Heh. Go figure.

"Bones: The Hot Dog in the Competition (#7.2)" (2011)
Angela Montenegro: Hey, Hodgins just told me the big news - a little girl. Hodgins also mentioned that Booth wasn't there when you found out.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I-I didn't see the importance of it.
Angela Montenegro: Put yourself in his position. Would you like to hear second hand?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I wouldn't care.
Angela Montenegro: [Angela sighs] Why do I try?

"Bones: The Dentist in the Ditch (#5.13)" (2010)
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Do you know what Vincent Nigel-Murray is? He's a genius.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes. So are we all, except for Angela.
Angela Montenegro: Oh right. Yet who do you turn to when you need pretty pictures.

"Bones: The Parts in the Sum of the Whole (#5.16)" (2010)
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You *will* be paid.
Angela Montenegro: I'm in. I'm saving to go back to Paris.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: How much do you have saved up so far?
Angela Montenegro: Whatever you're gonna pay me for that... skull, facial, murder, barf making monstrosity.

"Bones: The Rocker in the Rinse Cycle (#5.19)" (2010)
Angela Montenegro: You know I have to say this whole finding ID by testicle definitely beats facial reconstructions.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Does that prostheic seem overly large to you?
Angela Montenegro: Well, it isn't to scale, Cam.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Guess it's... been awhile.

"Bones: The Past in the Present (#7.13)" (2012)
Angela Montenegro: Ya know, I hope Cam is happy. If she had just kept things to herself, we wouldn't be in this position.
Caroline Julian: Angela! You listen to me on this subject! All of us did what Pelant expected, *except* for Cam. Because of her, you squints are all still in this, which Pelant fears above all else. As long as the Jeffersonian stays in the game, the good guys live to fight another day. My opinion? Cam Saroyan is the hero of this story so far. You hear what I'm sayin', chere?

"Bones: The Male in the Mail (#7.4)" (2011)
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: But you would be able to help Hodgins, Booth could help me... What would you do?
Angela Montenegro: Booth loves you, Brennan - not me. Doesn't matter what anybody else would do. You have to figure out what you can give him - that nobody else can.

"Bones: The Pain in the Heart (#3.15)" (2008)
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [Booth is standing at a lab table, staring] Booth?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Hey Bones, I'm thinking here.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Thinking about what, exactly?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Well, it's a pickle. The platform's a crime scene, but we need to access it to investigate the crime.
Angela Montenegro: A "cake and eat it too" situation.
Dr. Zack Addy: Is it a cake or a pickle?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It's Schrödinger's Cat.
Dr. Zack Addy: *That* I understand. Cakes and pickles meant nothing to me.

"Bones: The Pinocchio in the Planter (#6.20)" (2011)
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I am... attempting to open an honest dialog between us.
Angela Montenegro: By insulting my painting?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: By stating what I think - regardless of the consequences. Now you try it. Something's obviously on your mind.
Angela Montenegro: Hodgins, we don't...
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I'm a big boy. I can take it.
Angela Montenegro: Yeah, I'm not so sure about that.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Wow. That-that's nice. Big vote of confidence there for the man you're gonna spend the rest of your life with.

"Bones: The Yanks in the U.K.: Parts 1 and 2 (#4.1)" (2008)
Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Arrives at work after having ended up sleeping with Angela's ex] Sorry I'm late, what did I miss?
Dr. Clark Edison: [Irritated that Angela and Jack seem more interested in planning their honeymoon than concentrating on work] Oh, were deciding between Maine and Jamaica for the wedding.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Did Angela's ex get off okay?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Flinches] Whoa! Sorry?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Not realising the double meaning of his own question] You took him to the airport?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh, "off"! Of... of course. Yes. He's off... and gone. All gone.
Angela Montenegro: Great. Thank you for doing that.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Anytime.
[Takes a breath of relief]
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Either Maine or Jamaica, you really can't go wrong.
[Awkward pause]
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I should... Bye.
[Hurries away]

"Bones: The Secrets in the Proposal (#9.1)" (2013)
Angela Montenegro: [to Booth via video conference] Is there anything else?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah. There is something else. Stop telling Bones I'm lyin' to her.
Angela Montenegro: What's the problem, Booth? What do you need one more fling before settling down?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: I'm not a fling kind of a guy, and you know that.
Angela Montenegro: Maybe Brennan isn't as attractive to you, now that she's become a mom.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You're not helping the situation.
Angela Montenegro: You're ruining her very fragile heart! You should be ashamed of yourself!
[Booth disconnects]

"Bones: The Man in the Mansion (#2.14)" (2007)
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I discovered something very interesting about cops and nicknames.
Angela Montenegro: Anthropologically interesting?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Anatomically interesting. They call the bald guy "Curly", and the fat guy "Tiny". It's ironic.
Angela Montenegro: So when they call Sully "Peanut"...
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: He doesn't like to shower with the other guys because he diverges from the quantifiable morphological norm.

"Bones: The Murder in the Middle East (#10.19)" (2015)
Angela Montenegro: Hold on. If the body was found inside the house, why does it look like a werewolf was snacking on the remains?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Scavengers must have gotten inside.

"Bones: The Widow's Son in the Windshield (#3.1)" (2007)
Angela Montenegro: Sweetie, this is not one of those things where you try to keep a secret and I ferret out the truth. This is where I tell you something that's true so you can catch up to your own reality.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Angela, I have no idea what you are talking about.
Angela Montenegro: Which actually proves my point. I really I love you to bits and pieces, sweetie. I know, you love me back. We'll talk again when you catch up.

"Bones: The High in the Low (#9.20)" (2014)
Dr. Camille Saroyan: So this is what the future looks like
Angela Montenegro: Yeah, and to think a couple of month ago this room was a janitors closet
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I am so glad it's gone! I can't imagine how many relationships began and ended here
Angela Montenegro: Right

"Bones: The Girl in the Mask (#4.22)" (2009)
Angela Montenegro: Then I bypassed the password protection by hacking into the server where his webaddress is registered.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Why do I feel like my checking account isn't safe?

"Bones: The Priest in the Churchyard (#2.17)" (2007)
Dr. Gordon Wyatt: [after Angela tells him he was wrong about Booth and Bones's issue] I stand by my diagnosis.
Angela Montenegro: You stand by the FBI. Your first priority is to get Agents back in the field solving murders.
[Wyatt chuckles]
Dr. Gordon Wyatt: Your romanticism is endearing but as the bard says "Lovers and madmen have such seething brains such shaping fantasies that apprehend more than cool reason could comprehend."
Angela Montenegro: He also says "Journeys end in lovers meeting every wise man's son doth know."

"Bones: Two Bodies in the Lab (#1.15)" (2006)
Angela Montenegro: So, how do you like David? It's not often you can interrogate a guy on a first date.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I like him. Booth still doesn't approve but I told him to mind his own business.
Angela Montenegro: Booth is a big, strong, hot guy who wants to save your life. I mean, you actually have a knight in shining FBI standard-issue body armor, so cut him some slack.

"Bones: The Friend in Need (#8.16)" (2013)
Dr. Lance Sweets: I've studied the case. I don't believe that Manny raped Kat. His behavior at the party was protective, and he had a crush on her. Rape is about power, not love.
Angela Montenegro: So how is looking through the pictures again gonna help?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well, this time instead of focusing on the murder victim, we follow Kat's movements, see who *she* interacted with.
Dr. Lance Sweets: You've been reading my psychology books again.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You leave them in the bathroom. They're good reading in the tub.
Angela Montenegro: That's actually a really good idea. Not the tub thing, but following Kat.

"Bones: Player Under Pressure (#3.11)" (2008)
Dr. Camille Saroyan: You found blue lipstick. "Chakra by Zensual"
Angela Montenegro: "Zen" plus "sensual." Chakra. Chak-ra. Rah as in "rah-rah," as in "rah-rah, sis-boom-bah."
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Ok, you started off in English, but I have no idea where you ended up.

"Bones: The Foot in the Foreclosure (#5.8)" (2009)
Angela Montenegro: [after solving the murder] That's so sweet.
[Everyone looks at her strangely]
Angela Montenegro: And it's horrible too. It's mainly horrible.

"Bones: The Man on the Fairway (#1.14)" (2006)
Angela Montenegro: [to Zack and Hodgins who claim they're conducting an experiment to help with the investigation] Liars! You just wanted to see what happens when you toss a frozen pig into a wood-chipper.

"Bones: The Ghost in the Killer (#9.12)" (2014)
Angela Montenegro: I never knew you sailed.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, I was a rich kid, ya know? We had to sail and have at least one girlfriend named Muffy. It's in the charter.

"Bones: The Headless Witch in the Woods (#2.10)" (2006)
Dr. Jack Hodgins: What's with the music?
Angela Montenegro: It helps to muffle the screams so I don't pass out every few seconds.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Smart.

"Bones: The Skull in the Desert (#1.17)" (2006)
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Obviously you subconsciously sifted through the rational facts of the case and processed the most likely scenario.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: I'm sure that's it.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah, what else could it be?
Angela Montenegro: It's the only rational explanation.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Wait, are you guys making fun of me?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Let's go back home. You know, where there's water and shelter and living things? Come on.

"Bones: The Woman in the Garden (#1.13)" (2006)
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Typically, grave diggers are necrophiliacs looking for a little action.
Angela Montenegro: Um... ew.

"Bones: The Turn in the Urn (#9.19)" (2014)
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I think I know how the victim was killed!
Angela Montenegro: Really? The guy's literally dust in the wind. That would be amazing, even for you!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes, sometimes I surprise even myself! I need you to do a search for: der Schlächter Kelch
Angela Montenegro: Okay, I love that you think I would know how to spell that!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: It's German, it means the Slaughterer's Chalice

"Bones: Soccer Mom in the Mini-Van (#3.2)" (2007)
Angela Montenegro: [to bombshell from bomb-squad] Angela Montenegro. I do facial reconstructions.
[nods to Hodgins]
Angela Montenegro: And him.

"Bones: The Source in the Sludge (#9.16)" (2014)
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Did Carolyn give you all the information you needed on Ibrahim?
Angela Montenegro: Yeah, I hope so. I mean there is always possible the CIA is holding something back. I sound like Hodgings, huh?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well, in this case that would be prudent!

"Bones: The Fact in the Fiction (#8.17)" (2013)
Angela Montenegro: It's not crazy that I'm worried about, actually. It's arrogance. We're a team here, and you can be traded.
Dr. Oliver Wells: Wherever I go, I'm always the smartest person, and it always creates problems
Angela Montenegro: Well, maybe you should try being less of a douche.

"Bones: A Boy in a Tree (#1.3)" (2005)
Angela Montenegro: [to Zack] Just do it, Z-man. Reap the benefits of my sexual wisdom.

"Bones: The Ghost in the Machine (#8.9)" (2012)
Angela Montenegro: Avalon's a psychic, Hodgins. She's not in control of what she hears.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: You can say that again.

"Bones: The Man on Death Row (#1.7)" (2005)
Angela Montenegro: [Angela has been called away from a date] Why did you call me in?
[about her date]
Angela Montenegro: Look at him - he's cuter than a monkey with a puppy... What's the big, steaming rush?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: A man is scheduled to die in twenty-six hours. I think he'd like to have our results before then.
Angela Montenegro: Good one.

"Bones: Boy in the Time Capsule (#3.7)" (2007)
Angela Montenegro: [removing contents from the time capsule] One year book-Foothill High, 1987.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: [checking list of contents] Check; dehydrate and scan.
Angela Montenegro: [reading year book] "Have a great summer, don't ever change." Remember those days?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I remember getting grounded every weekend, so many rules to break, so little time.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: You were a nerd fantasy.
Angela Montenegro: I was all about Barbie.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: She was my first anatomy lesson, I was confused for years.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: What about Ken, I felt so sorry for him.

"Bones: The Titan on the Track (#2.1)" (2006)
Lisa Supac: [after advising Dr. Brennan and the rest of the team the Turko will only get 10 years for his involvement in the train crash] It's 10 years or nothing. I can only work with what I'm given, and the forensic work on this was not good enough.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: What?
Lisa Supac: You were fooled by fake dental records, you baked some spam.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: What did you want us to do?
Lisa Supac: Your jobs.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Hey!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: No, Ms. Supek, you want us to do your job. My people gave you all the evidence you need to fry Turko with any reasonable jury.
Lisa Supac: Forensically...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: We gave you everything you needed to arrest Turko.
Lisa Supac: Arrest is not a conviction.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: We definitely gave you enough to reject his plea bargain and indict him in the wrongful death of a Senator.
Lisa Supac: Indictment is not a conviction.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You accept that plea bargain and the investigation stops.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Indict him. Give us time to get you what you need.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: If you accept this plea bargain, you don't deserve to be a Federal Prosecutor.
Lisa Supac: Dr. Saroyan!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Yeah, it's scary. The whole country'll be watching the trial and you don't want to go in with less than a sure thing. But you put my people on the stand as expert witnesses and that's a sure thing.
Dr. Temperance Brennan, Dr. Jack Hodgins, Angela Montenegro: [together] Not Zack.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: You can tell the story of what happened using the evidence these people provided, and if you any ability as a prosecutor you'll win the case.
Lisa Supac: Are you finished?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: No, Ms. Supeck. In the future when you have problems with my team, you'll register them with me, in private, not by grand standing in a public forum.

"Bones: The Soldier on the Grave (#1.21)" (2006)
Angela Montenegro: You have to think before you speak.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Why? I can say anything to you without thinking about it first.
Angela Montenegro: Yeah, men aren't like us. They're much more fragile and needy. The fact that they think we're the needy ones is a testament to our superiority.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Yeah. I guess I forgot.

"Bones: The He in the She (#4.6)" (2008)
Dr. Jack Hodgins: [after Vincent greets Angela suggestively] Are you familar with the phrase "that's way too much car for you"?
Vincent Nigel-Murray: I believe that's one of ours, so yes.
Angela Montenegro: [to Hodgins] I want to show you something.
Vincent Nigel-Murray: [suggestively] And I want to show *you* something.
Angela Montenegro: [annoyed] Vroom-vroom, kid. You're already in my rearview mirror.

"Bones: The Man with the Bone (#1.18)" (2006)
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [Looking at the bones, allegedly those of a pirate, on the computer screen] Maybe they're right. Maybe this man died burying a treasure. Ironic. Stealing all that and never enjoying the spoils.
Angela Montenegro: So you believe there's treasure?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I believe there's greed. That's the real curse.