Nikolai Stanislofsky
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Nikolai Stanislofsky (Character)
from "Oz" (1997)

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"Oz: Cruel and Unusual Punishments (#3.6)" (1999)
Nikolai Stanislofsky: When life is good, it's better not to ask why.

Nikolai Stanislofsky: I'm telling you, Kosygin must be eliminated.
Ryan O'Reily: You know, we have a saying in this country. You might have heard it before. "You can't shit a shitter".

"Oz: Unnatural Disasters (#3.4)" (1999)
Prisoner #97P468 Charles Pancamo: I just got word from Mr. Nappa. Your friend what's-his-name, he needs to learn a little respect.
Nikolai Stanislofsky: Kosygin is no friend of mine. I'm a Jew, he's a Cossack. In my community, he's feared for his savagery. You Italians, you think you're so tough... Kosygin will rip your heart out, eat it, and no think twice.

Nikolai Stanislofsky: Are you here to kill me?

"Oz: U.S. Male (#3.5)" (1999)
Nikolai Stanislofsky: [Talking about Kosygin] You Sicilians think you're so tough. He would cut out your heart, eat it, and not think twice.

"Oz: Legs (#3.3)" (1999)
Agamemnon Busmalis: You a Russian?
Nikolai Stanislofsky: Yes.
Agamemnon Busmalis: From Russia?
Nikolai Stanislofsky: Yes.
Agamemnon Busmalis: You were born in Russia.
Nikolai Stanislofsky: Yes.
Agamemnon Busmalis: Wow. First time in Oz?
Nikolai Stanislofsky: Only time.
Agamemnon Busmalis: You'll get used to it.
Nikolai Stanislofsky: I was seven years in Soviet gulag. This place is cake.

"Oz: The Bill of Wrongs (#4.3)" (2000)
Nikolai Stanislofsky: You know what I miss more than anything about being free? Taking a bath. I hate showers. To sit and soak in a hot tub with bubbles everywhere...
[says 'amazing' in Russian]
Ryan O'Reily: I bet you even had a rubber ducky, huh Nikolai?
Nikolai Stanislofsky: Rubber ducky?
Ryan O'Reily: Yeah.
Nikolai Stanislofsky: What is rubber ducky?
Augustus Hill: A product of capitalist imperialism.

"Oz: Out o' Time (#3.8)" (1999)
[Schillinger tries to rally the white inmates together in light of recent racial unrest]
Vern Schillinger: I know we've had a lot of shit between us. But we've got to put that aside for now and be united by the one thing that binds us together: The color of our skin.
Nikolai Stanislofsky: [stands up] I am Russian! And I am a Jew! But I am also white. So Schillinger, am I a member of your club?
Vern Schillinger: Yes.
[Beecher walks off in disgust]