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Officer Diane Whittlesey (Character)
from "Oz" (1997)

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"Oz: A Game of Checkers (#1.8)" (1997)
Officer Diane Whittlesey: What's going on?
Tim McManus: There's a rumor that you're bringing contraband into Emerald City.
Officer Diane Whittlesey: What?
Tim McManus: It's bullshit, right?
Officer Diane Whittlesey: Who'd you hear this from?
Tim McManus: Tell me it's not true.
Officer Diane Whittlesey: It's not true.
Tim McManus: You're lying to me.
Officer Diane Whittlesey: No, I'm not lying.
Tim McManus: I have an eyewitness, Diane, that saw you pass cigarettes to Scott Ross. An eye-fucking-witness.
Officer Diane Whittlesey: Who?
Tim McManus: Me.
Officer Diane Whittlesey: Oh.

[during the riot, the C.O.s are taken hostage]
Officer Eddie Hunt: This is all your fucking fault, McManus.
Officer Diane Whittlesey: Shut up, Eddie.
Officer Eddie Hunt: No, Goddammit. If I'm gonna die, at least I want the bastard that got me whacked to know it.
Father Ray Mukada: How can you blame Tim?
Officer Eddie Hunt: How? 'Cause all this Emerald City bullshit. 'Cause Tim thought he could help these cocksuckers. I've seen you in action, man. I've seen you fumble the fucking ball every single play. I just hope if we do die, I get to watch you go first.

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher: [as Schillinger walks by] HEY! It's your move, ASSWIPE!
Officer Diane Whittlesey: Beecher! Watch it! You're going to have the fastest turnaround time in the history of the hole.
Simon Adebisi: [as Schillinger walks by] Asswipe.

"Oz: Secret Identities (#3.7)" (1999)
Margarita Ricardo: I'm here to see my brother, Carlo Ricardo.
Officer Diane Whittlesey: Ricardo.
[flips through pages]
Officer Diane Whittlesey: No, sorry.
Margarita Ricardo: It is visiting day, isn't it?
Officer Diane Whittlesey: Yes, but your brother's in ad-seg.
Margarita Ricardo: What's that?
Officer Diane Whittlesey: It means he's been segregated from the rest of the prisoners. He's had all his privileges taken away, including visitation rights.
Margarita Ricardo: But I have to see him
Officer Diane Whittlesey: Sure. Not today.
Margarita Ricardo: You don't understand...
Officer Diane Whittlesey: If I had a nickel for every time I didn't understand, you'd be talking to an empty chair.

"Oz: Cruel and Unusual Punishments (#3.6)" (1999)
Officer Claire Howell: You know what your problem is, Diane? You try to be everybody's best pal.
Officer Diane Whittlesey: You know what your problem is? You try to be everybody's worst nightmare.

"Oz: Escape from Oz (#2.8)" (1998)
[after Sippel, a child molester, is moved to Unit B]
Vernon Schillinger: How do you live with yourself?
#88S510 Robert Sippel: How do you?
Vernon Schillinger: Whatever I've done. I've done for righteous reasons. Any laws I've broken don't deserve to *be* laws. But you... you...
[grabs Sippel and throws him against the cell bars]
Vernon Schillinger: [shouts] Fucking *baby raper*! You should be *dead*!
Officer Diane Whittlesey: Back in your cage, Schillinger. Don't make me use this.
[shows her baton]
Officer Diane Whittlesey: You wouldn't want me to enjoy myself, would you?
[Schillinger leaves]
#88S510 Robert Sippel: Thank you, officer.
Officer Diane Whittlesey: [disgusted] Hey. Just doing my job, pal. For once I agree with that Nazi fuck.

"Oz: The Routine (#1.1)" (1997)
Officer Diane Whittlesey: There's something in the air, and it ain't love.

"Oz: Strange Bedfellows (#2.6)" (1998)
Officer Diane Whittlesey: Raoul Hernandez, Miguel Alvarez.
Miguel Alvarez: El Cid, it's an honor, man.
Raoul 'El Cid' Hernandez: You Latino?
Miguel Alvarez: Si.
Raoul 'El Cid' Hernandez: They lied to you. You too fucking white to be a Latino. Get the fuck outta my face.

"Oz: Ancient Tribes (#2.2)" (1998)
Officer Diane Whittlesey: She leaves you in here alone?
Tobias 'Toby' Beecher: Why? What do you think i'm gonna do? Start a Riot? Take Hostages?