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: You married twins? Tony Francis
: No, I met the perfect woman, so I had her cloned. Dina Lake
: Which one is which? Tony Francis
: Who cares?
: That's a cryogenic Chihuahua! Dina Lake
: It's a real dog? Pluto Nash
: Oh, yeah, it's very delicate. You know it's illegal to bring pets up here. But I got a friend back in Juarez who knows how to freeze-dry these things. Look at that. It's a girl. Pop that little bitch in the particle wave for two minutes on defrost... she'll be running around the room.
: So where'd you do your singing back Earth? Dina Lake
: Oh, weddings, bar mitzvahs, reincarnation rituals. The usual gigs.
: What makes you so sure he'll help us out? Pluto Nash
: Oh, he'll help us. He couldn't sing a note if it weren't for me. Dina Lake
: You taught Tony Francis how to sing? Pluto Nash
: No, I convinced a bookie not to pour some acid down his throat.