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: You can take your personal day in a year or two when you're dead!
: Okay, listen up. This is where you went wrong. You should've forged a doctor's note, changed your dad to your sister, and the meatball to a chicken leg. Trust me, it's much easier to swallow if you GMD which means get my drift.
: You can take it from me, the truth, it's overated.
: [speaking to Vince about the stunt
] It was good, but I think I liked it better the first time I saw it... in 1942, you dinosaur!
: Wouldn't it be a problem since the headset is superglued to your ear!
: [in the car, out in the middle of nowhere
] Where are you taking me? Jaleel White
: I already told you, I know a shortcut! Marty Wolf
: In the *desert*? Stop this car, I'm getting out! Jaleel White
: It's your call, baby. Do what you gotta do
: My name's Jason. Marty Wolf
: And it always will be.
: [Picks up his stuffed monkey while listening to "Hungry Like the Wolf" by Duran Duran
] Let's dance, Funnybones!
: [notices that his body is blue and his hair is orange
] Oh my God!