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: [looking at a crow in a tree
] Caw! Caw! Caw, caw, caaaaaw! Matty
: [to Kyle
] You've assembled a crack team, chief.
[Matty just insulted Francesca after Francesca insulted his relationship with his girlfriend
: I'm sorry... I didn't mean it. Francesca
: Then why did you say it? Matty
: Because she doesn't call anymore.
: This is never gonna work. Kyle
: It'll be okay. Matty
] Yeah, we're going to be great. I mean, all-state's phone is ringing off the hook here, and...
[looks behind him at Roy
: Roy's trying to smoke Larry's comforter.
: [after Kyle tells them about telling Anna
] You told Anna Ross? Matty
: Yeah. Kyle said he had a "feeling" about her. Francesca
: Hey, was the feeling anywhere near your crotch?
: [when group explains reasons for cooperating
] I'm here cuz the SAT is racist. Matty
: Well, that didn't take long, did it? Desmond Rhodes
: What, you don't think so? Who made the test? Rich white guys. Who scored the highest on the test? Roy
: [interrupts Desmond
] Asian chicks. Middle-class asian girls who watch less than an hour of television a day. They can't drive, but they can kick the shit out of the SAT.
: Did you happen to see my dad's truck in the driveway when you drove up? It's the one with the large crapper on the top of it. It doesn't say Matthew's Septic on it Kyle. It says Matthew *and Son's* Septic. If I don't get into Maryland my life is shit... literally. And its not even my own shit!
: Do you even know what SAT stands for? Matty
: Suck Ass Test? Kyle
: Scholastic Aptitude Test. Then they got rid of that altogether. You know what it stands for now? Matty
: Humph. Kyle
: SAT. Matty
: What? Kyle
: SAT stands for SAT. That's it. Matty
: That's fucked up!
: Remember when you said that you were great at being Sandy's boyfriend? Well, you weren't. Matty
: That's nice, Francesca. Why don't you just rub it in a little...
[Francesca interrupts him with a surprise kiss
: You weren't great at being some girl's boyfriend, Matty. You just found someone who would let you be OK with yourself.