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: He thinks being the Dungeon Master gives him the license to mess with our heads. Harris Trinsky
: Oh, I'm Sorry. Perhaps I should let you encounter kittens and grandmas so as not to upset you.
: What do you make of me? Harris Trinsky
: Excuse me? Daniel Desario
] Well, if someone asked you, "What do you think of Daniel Desario?" What would you say? Would you say he's a loser? Harris Trinsky
: No. No, you're not a loser, 'cause you have sex. But, if you weren't having sex, we could definitely debate the issue.
: Love is like homework. You gotta study if you want to get an A.
: Hey Harris, what kind of presents do you get Judith? Harris Trinsky
: Judith has very particular tastes. About the only thing she ever wants is scented oils and plenty of time with her man.